talking of chavvy names reminded me of my horrific middle name... (it's not chavvy, just horrible).
anyway, my theory is that almost without exception everyone hates their middle name....
d'ya think? it could be a study... psychologically damaging middle names. damn these parents- they have no consideration!

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What's your middle name then?
I must admit to having a dislike of my middle name, I won't say it cause I can't but it's the same name as Bananaman's alter ego.
And no I don't have a crow with Bill Oddie's voice!
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no i am not divulging the secret of my middle name...!!
it's too private (and painfull)
unfortunately i have no accaintance with bananaman... what was his name again...
; )
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I'm pretty happy with my middle name, sorry to ruin your theory.
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my friend's middle name is Armstrong.... she properly hates that!
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damn you for ruining the theory already... im going to ignore that..
eric... cool... each to their own i say...!!
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Anyway, Ben will do for short :-)
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write them first as the lord intended then phonetically if you would...!
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plus, if i were to put * up on mine after Chloe, not only would it not fit but it would also make guessing the horrific name verrrry easy...
not many names begin with *
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I bet its Xanthia or Xena or Quentin or Zelda
Do I Win?
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but I dp have a friend who's middle name is livingstone. poor boy...
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My first name is Cuthbert though.
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some people choose to be known by them.
i lie about my middle name, not cos its bad or anything, just a bit dull.
so i say its Johannes.
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And no.
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A friend of mine has the middle names Henry Llewellyn - now that's unfortunate.
Hopefully he doesn't read this forum.
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plus, i still believe that my (female) friend's Armstrong is the worst middle name i've come across...
i too hope she doesn't read this. although i happen to know she doesnt soooo im safe!
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My mates is Charles which ain't spectacular until you realise it makes his initials CCC
Me and my mates have a theory that Karl Kennedy's middle name must begin with K so his middle name is KKK!
My initals spell TEA. That's Ok but i don't like the stuff.
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Judge_B: deliver!! i wanna know your naaaaaames!
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i dread to think of the famale alternitive...
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; )
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****** Chancellor, Macnamara *******
He did get a bit of stick but fortuantley for him he was built like a brick shithouse so pummelled anyone who crossed him with his fists. Ahh.....playground justice.
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E...
errrr Engleburt
Edward
Ewan
Eamon
Edmund
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It's Eric
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you shoulda kept quiet!! (not that eric isnt a *fantastic* middle name....)
personally i prefer Engleburt for you.... maybe you could change it?
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Just saw you profile, that was your 500th post woooo!!!!!
Now, give us your middle name...
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yeah, Eric's cool....
aha my middle name isssssssss.............................
......................
oh im outta time...!!! gots ta go xx
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well y'never know it is not beyond the realms of possibility...
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In generations to come i'm sure all our names will be mocked just as ruthlessly.
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So to liven it up I spell it the Spanish Way: Luiza
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Christopher John.
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Louise
*Yawn*
So to liven it up, I use it's Spanish version: Luisa
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My middle name is 'Rhys' which i quite like.
There were some crazy middle-names in my year back in school, one kid's was 'Beneventula', whilst another's actual was 'de' so that his fullname was Kyle de Butler. mad. my girlfriend's sister goes out with a guy whose parents are from Sr Lanka, and he can't even say his middle name!
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Froggy...I think you at least owe us a middle name considering you refuse to put up a photo.
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For the reocrd i quite like my middle name, better than having something stupid.
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i feel your pain, frf... middle names are the invention of satan and other evil things.
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We took the piss out of him for ages, until we found out that Constantine was a king of greece or something.
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why be ashamed of your own name ? that mustnt feel too good
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So...I changed it to something more interesting!
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What I post on every forum as... Star!
Certainly much less boring than it was before ;)
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Apparently when my parents were thinking of baby names, my Dad meticulously checked for all embarrassing initials possibilities.
If I’d been a boy, my Mum had been all for the Colin Robert combination, which my Dad immediately vetoed on the grounds that to add those names before the surname Young was tantamount to child cruelty.
I think I agree…
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Another of my friends is from the netherlands and ahe has the impressive middle name of "Bang" !
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I met a Dutch woman called Blah.
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Leefje, Bas ,Kees, Wim, Jan, Betje, Noach, Anke, Japjan, Cees, Elke Cokkie, Faas, Koos, Femke, Trijntje, Heike, Joos,Marijke, Mieke, Pim, Siemen etc etc
(I live in Belgium and I learn Dutch, so these are just names I have on this page from my book)
I also have two middle names (my two grandmothers names) and I think theyre really crappy: Margaret Una.... so my name in full makes me sound like a really old granny...
My friend is half Greek and half Belgian, and cos shes Greek she had to take her Grandmothers name for her middle name which is Chrissoula, and she reeeeeeeally hated that name, so they changed it to Christina... which I think is unfair on all the other poor people who have to take their grannies names.... ahem, like me!
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"Hi, my names Zachary. Or Dwight."
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'tis a cool name. I often wish there was something distinctive about my name. Good names tend to be wasted on people who wish they had normal ones...
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rock!
and yes, i rather like it...
although i might add in something like "Zebedee" or "Drink Ink" after the Bearsuit song, or perhaps "Hello"?
Deed poll's apparently quite cheap nowadays...
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My middle name is Peter. It was my first name that my on-drugs-parents went to town on. Mama Bamos has a lot to answer for. Although my sister got stuck with Danelia. Which is like a proper name, only spelt wrong. I suppose I got off lightly.
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Her other name was Flora, maybe I got off lightly...
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most people dislike their middle names...
thats just the way it goes....
mine is.....
Jane.
horrible horrible horrible.
what's funny is that when i was really young and me an my bro used to play games and be new people, i always called myself Jane... and i didnt *actually* realise it was my middle name untill i had already decided i hated it.
When people are being annoying (famile this is) they call me Chloe-Jane.
which pisses me off.
No, don't even think about it...
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Jane is not a terrible name....just boring....
Just like my real middle name of Paul.....I have often lied and just said its P so it is slightly less boring......
So maybe every DISer who doesn't like their middle name....just use the initial.
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although i did try that for a while when i was about...9?
Chloe J. (something)
yeh... or i should just never bring up the topic of middle names...!!!
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for some reason me, my sis or my folks dont have middel names
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Alessa (Protector)
Aricia (Princess of the Royal Blood of Athens)
Elodie (Blossom)
Anastasia (Ressurection)
I still think Anastasia is a pretty name, despite its connections with the She-Man singer.
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One of the names....isn't one you hear a lot nowadays. I once asked "where did you get a stupid name like that" to be told it was my grandfathers middle name.
My dad's middle name is........
CLIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I also think that Chloe is a nice name...so again you are vindicated.
Persephone is also pretty although it can be humourously mispronounced to be ugly (Percyphone)
I think a lot of the Eu prefixed names are nice.
By the way DISers.....did you all know that the word Europe is a greek word and means 'well watered'
A good name I think you will agree....one we should ponder on as Europeans to reflect on how relatively lucky we are.
How about Tisephone, Atropa, Hecate, Clotho, Lachises.
Psyche...My perception of them is clouded by other things but I reckon the sounds may not be too pleasent to the average British ear.
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Melissa in anqtiquity was a very ancient goddess of the bees.
Persephone (pronounced Fur-Seff-On-ee) has two different forms, (the name means "Maiden"). Kore or Korai.
An unusual name, but hard to fathom for the average joe who thinks its something to do with a "Phone"
Hecate......Far Darter (Goddess of Witches)
Atropos, Lachesis and Clotho where the fates. Not sure what the other two mean, but "Atropos" means "Spinner"
"There are two types of people in the world - The Greeks and everyone else, who wish they where Greek"
- Gotta love that quote.
Some Greek names are hard on the British Ear.
Try pronouncing Lyaeus.
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i really love that name, and i love her whole family (which is huuuge). my uncle and hers wedding was the most fun i have ever had. greek people are just fantastic.
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Apperently he did this because HP Sauce now sponsers the brown ball and he did it for a laugh.
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I think Zoe is also a Greek name, it means "Light".
Gazza has also changed his name, he's now G-8.
I kid you not.
The Greeks are fantastic, the man downstairs is Greek and he said to me, "You nice Greek girl, you want to find nice Greek boy".
Except I'm not really Greek, only have some Greek blood.
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'Do you want some?'
Sorry...
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maybe its from somewhere else, but League of Gentlemen is better.
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And he copied Mark E. Smith's middle name.
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Louise (me, but I choose to spell it as Luiza)
Joan (my mum)
Margaret (Auntie)
Clive (Dad)
Judith (Grandmother)
Boring......
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Hjalmar Dalqvist
please go easy, there are reasons for them and I do quite like them........
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my dads middle name is MacGregor, which is nice and scottish. also my friend's (female) middle name is MacKenzie which is cool. my other friend's middle name is Alice, which she hates as she constantly get's "Alice? Who the fuck is Alice!?" haha.
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It means Joan or Joanna.
I like the name Alice, think it's pretty, so is it's German form "Alix"
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On a slightly different note, i decided the other week that if i were ever to have children, then i'd name them Appollo Creed Jones and Clubber Lang Jones.
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That makes the names for my children look normal:
Travis (Boy)
Athena, Kairi, Anastasia, Aricia, Alessa, Alice, Sarah or Fransisca (Girl)
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Sid, Seth, Satan, Elvis, Roger, Bart, Dee Dee (boys)
Ari, Dee Dee (girls)
heh.
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my full name is Katherine Sarah Louise Ashford, but Katie will do as the long version makes me sound like some long reigning monarch or something.
not nice
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Don't know any other variants of Sarah I'm afraid except the French version "Sara".
Which makes the name look misspelt in my opinion.
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If you want variations: Sarai, Saara, Sari, Zara, Sarita, Sassa, Sally or Sadie. Hebrew, Finnish, Hungarian, English, Spanish, Swedish, English and English respectively.
I prefer a simple Sarah though.
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My parents were actually stupid enough to think that the Registry Office charged you more for registering additional names. So I have always been without one to the amazement of everyone the topic has ever come up. However the name Frank tends to run throughout the family so I might name my son (or daughter) that if I ever had one.
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My parents were actually stupid enough to think that the Registry Office charged you more for registering additional names. So I have always been without one to the amazement of everyone the topic has ever come up. However the name Frank tends to run throughout the family so I might name my son (or daughter) that if I ever had one.
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My mothers sister was called "Sarah" and she herself was given a variant of the name "Sallie".
Unfortunately my name is as boring as hell and there is only one version of spelling.
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Friday ....like the French Vendredi from Venus (in Latin pantheanology)
So everyone Friday is the day for luurve.....when valentines day or the 13th fall on a Friday I guess its especially auspicious.....Perhaps one should visit the Cerne Abbas Giant on these dates.
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