Who would you never get tired of punching? Who's face could you happily pummel until your knuckles were sore and their cheeks were swollen and torn? Who is so offensive to you that you would drink loads of red bull just to stay up and carry on punching them even though you'd be knackered in work the next day?
for me: Phil Collins. Potato headed insincere talentless drivelling cunt.
It used to be that Spitball woman out of Texas
Now it's Joss Stone. Although rather amusingly according to this thread I found recently: http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/178361
it looks like I would also like to 'do' her as well. Perhaps punch her and 'do' her at the same time. That'd be 'fun'.
pete doherty
I'll give you a
Phil Collins and I'll raise you a Lee Latchford Evans, of Steps fame. What a monstrosity of a human being.
As much as I like him
If I started punching Patrick Wolf's smug, salf-satisfied face I don't think I could stop.
lars ulrich
fo' sure.
Liam Gallagher
I would never tire of stamping on his stupid fucking face.
NEIL HANNON
ALTHOUGH P WOLF RUNS IT PRETTY CLOSE
MIDGE URE
SO MIDGE URE
singer
from the Kaiser Chiefs, smug faced twat.
James Blunt
Mika
James Morrison
Chris de Burgh
Robbie Williams
Toby Keith
Lars Ulrich
Billy Corgan
Sting,
Always Sting
well...
trent reznor needs a damn good slapping but is a minor evil...
Mick Jagger. Definitely. Time making music 0.001% time going to meetings and discussing making money 99.999% what a waste of space.
trent reznor
you bitch. I killer you!
SRSLY
Johnny Borrell
me and you, 3 5 minute rounds, ultimate fighting style... you ass is grass.
Mat MBA says Dominic Masters
"and you can clock that one up 150%. I'd punch him so hard it'd rattle his ancestors."
Good call.
I worked mine out using a mathematical formula:
(Painfully awful music + Inexplicable massive popularity) x Total cock anyway = Johnny Borrell fo' sho'.
So
I'm the only one who likes hitting women then?
....
ohh god gotta be get cape man i hate him and his shite shite shite songs....his face literally repulses me
Bono
Inspired choice sir!
Yes, he's a cunt. But please, use your imagination.
Bryan Adams.
In the face.
oh now come on
the gods of awful acne-scarring have already been beating on him! Someone else can surely get a good beating.
Patrick Wolf without a doubt
If there is ever another Rocky film then he should be the antagonist.
easy :
Pascal Obispo !
2 words
Mick
and
Hucknall
I'm with you
Mick Hucknall, stamp on his head
I really hope that my poor
punctuation above doesn't make it sound as if I'm siding with Hucknall to stamp on roastthemonaspit's head.
SHHHHHH!!!!
BAN THIS FILTH!!!
oh and
Jay Kay
The lead singer of New Found Glory.
I'd love to twat him in the face. With a large baseball bat.
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/rs/2004/large/New_Found_Glory_-_Photo_Shoot_-_2_lg.6040490.jpg
he's the one sticking his fingers up.
even better!
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-08/25156772.jpg
Joss Stone
Is just annoying!
She looks annoying
She sounds annoying
and shes spreading varroucas but not wearing shoes! The bish!
I Say Sting as well
Also: he's not a recording artist that I know of, but 'Doctor' Neil Fox would be at the top of my list anyway! The smug git.
Just thought I'd add that.
Zane Lowe
"yo man that's tight and shit"... oh fuck off.
Bobby Gillespie...
....right after id pulped the boat of that other astronomically over-rated talent-free sack of shit, Ian Brown!...come to me my crybaby Roses/Scream children!
definatly Zane Lowe
Also Pete Doherty, Carl Barat, Colin Murray, Mika, Bono, Alex Turner, that guy from the Twang.....god. im not in a good mood today
not sure
maybe Conor Oberst, he's a bit smug and whiney and I reckon he would cry if I punched him or Jack White who reckons he's a bit tough
Mick Hucknall
James Blunt
Natasha Bedingfield
I'd suicide bomb The Twang
.
bono bono bono
ooh bit controversial
Morrisey.
Don't suicide bomb me, man...!
I can't agree with
Phil Collins. He may have sung some toss in the 80's and generally been a cunt but he's an ace drummer and he demonstrated some of this on various Eno records & for that I can't beat him.
Johnny Borrell on the other hand needs a fucking panel beating. His face just sends out a note to the world saying 'You are cordially invited to punch, kick, slash, scratch and defecate on my vacant gormless teeth-like-a-blitzed-out-graveyard face. RSVP'. That's before he's even opened his mouth to speak. Which is even before he's pick up a guitar. Which is even before he's grabbed a plectrum to strum and sing the most drippy, insipid, balless, unispired, retarded ANNOYINGLY AWFULLY SHITCUNTBAGGED TUNE that is 'America'.
Steve Craddock - OCS
with his "stuck in the mod 60's fashions" - total nob
Oh, but he's lovely really
except that he's not and you're totally right
Tim Burgess
if that's the bloke from the charlatans.
Robbie fucking Williams too.
I wont bomb you
i'll help you smash his pretentious face in. Then after that i would move on to Gerard Way, for tricking millions of teenage girls into thinking sub standard, queen humping, self fallating goth bollocks "like rocks man". Then just for the hell of it I would punch the singer from Ripchord, the trendy fuckwit.
Royal Rumble...
Wouldn't it be just as amusing to chuck all who have been named in this thread into a Royal Rumble style ring, and let 'em get a bit tasty amongst themselves... Preferably to the death?!
Good potential for standing round the edge and baiting, goading or exchanging small waigers on the eventual victor(s)...
Also, OCS aside, I sold a mic to Steve Craddock in Birmingham once, and he was a gent. So there.
Doesn't Bryan Adams..
...deserve mercy for recording with Chicane ? Anyway, Hucknall would always top my list !
Oh definitely Zane Lowe
But that's mainly out of jealously since he has the job that I want.
But also that singer from Fall Out Boy. Repulsive, hideous, jowly beast that he is.
Fred Durst or
Conor Oberst
Wow, those names rhyme.
Coincidence?
The Kaiser Chiefs singer
He looks like a red-cheeked, saggy jowled, inbred Northern butcher. This isn't how our rock stars should look. Fucking simpleton.
Noel Gallalalalallaager.
And maybe Bono. And the person who founded the Fratellis.
And also Mika.
And maybe Gerhard Way.
And those poxy Entré Shitari chaps.
And Zane LOL.
"Whohohohohohohohohohoho, hottest rekord in the world toDIE"..
well
Sting for crimes against music.
Robbie Williams for crimes against smugness. (BTW James Blunt really has been running this one close recently.)
bono
no question
morrissey.
Not a recording artist
but I could so easily beat seven shades of shit out of Tony Wilson.
I like Tony Wilson
a lot. He is okay.
I *really* don't
Every time he's interviewed on the radio, he makes me cringe, usually because he thinks he's still got his finger on the pulse of new music when he tends to just talk utter bollocks. Well, I say "still"... The Happy Mondays? Urgh.
.
BONO
anyone from Primal Scream
anyone from the Stone Roses
The Stone Roses weren't bad, but I do want to end Ian Brown's life.
'the pretty face'
of fall out boy annoys me
Tim Westwood
It's only just occured to me, but the 'Big Dog' has to be the biggest, most punchable, smug, cuntymuffin that has ever walked the face of the earth. He's also released albums of his 'mixes' so he kind of counts as a recording artist.
Kill. Westwood. Now.