on the ski trip all the 6th form guys flirted with her, because she is hot and she is a very cool teacher. In a drunken state the other day i slapped her ass and she jokingly replied 'don't touch what you can't afford' and i replied with 'but miss...i have 5 francs here'....she loves joking around like thins with everyone, equally she can be serious when necassary. Any views?
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oh chris
Wholly inappropriate.
Perve.
Shit.
That was to C_i_C, not Parsfone.
he didn't ask whether or not it was 'appropriate' though
YEAH!
Enough of the tangents already!
Any views?
Ok no then, I guess.
Really?
Personally I thought it was wholly inappropriate. Perve.
fshffhfoeijeifkjs
!
I've just noticed that when I move my cursor over
the title line of a post, it becomes underlined! Brilliant!
I can go to bed happy now.
Yeah, that's right, BED.
Perve.
Lo(l)ser
Night.
.
God, do you not watch Skins???!?!?!
it's wrong to slap ANYONE's ass
:|
even if they asked you to?
no
of course not.
but i would LOL if someone asked me to
post-LOL
would you carry out their request?
depends who it was...
would YOU?
if they asked me nicely
Last night
some mates dared me to slap another mate's arse while he was at the cash machine. I refused...
But the person everyone was looking at was actually NOT the mate in question. He was stood at the machine next to it...
lol!
lucky you refused
i'm a great fan of ass slapping.
do it to friends. it started off 'ironically', now it's just habit.
and i do it whilst having sex...not to me.
major lol
5 swiss francs as well!
^
I don't think so.
I wouldn't do it but I went to a Catholic school where they didn't care how you behaved amongst each other as long as you presented yourself correctly and respected the authorities fully. It took me a little while to get out of the mindset where everything was "Yes miss", "No miss" "Right away, miss".
I was totally going to go downstairs
and watch TV, but I'm going to stay here solely to watch this thread develop
Pics plz
no
it aint wrong.
ive done it once, not slapped her/his arse though
..
Sweet Jebus. I'm actually speechless.
Wrong for you?
nope. If you can get away with it then good luck to you :)
Wrong for her, as a teacher / someone in a position of authority, to be leading you on? Perhaps. But if it's in an obviously jokey then not really a big deal...
mate!
she totally loves it. there are some hot teachers at school who all the guys flirt like crazy with. they act all above it, but i think they like it really.
one much older teacher started sending sexy texts to my friend. funny funny stuff.
well, teaching is an inherently erotic act. in the renaissance...
fuck the renaissance!
AND FUCK LITERATURE
AND FUCK PLATO AND MICHEALANGELO AND OSCAR WILDE AND ALL THE OTHER SHRUNKEN VIOLETS YOU PEOPLE LINE UP!
This is a school
and it's NOT NORMAL
i love you.
i had to consult my script to make sure it was accurate. i love that play.
haha
i have only seen the film but will try to see the play now. the film was so ace.
do you just have a script out of interest
or were you involved with a production?
just have a script :(
man i so wish i was in it.
maybe one day in the future i'll be there!
the play is hundreds better!
it's much less of a 'love story', more meaty.
i saw it with the original cast, so it was nie to see them all again in the film. it's still on in london, at the Wyndham Theatre i think. not sure though. go see it. i analysed it for my english language coursework.
ah i see
yeh i heard it was still on. there's about 6 things i want to see though. will get to it sometime.
she is a devoted wife
and we wouldn't act like this in school, but being as we were out of the country and high-spirited it seemed okay. She gave me a massage one night which was sooooo good.
!!!
oh chris
you're such a bastion of moral good sense
yeah, this teacher i was talking about
is also a 'devoted a wife'. she sent my friend a text saying.
"i'm in the bath...not being very 'clean'"
she was a right biffa too :(
biffa! where did you get that from?
only seen it once before and was like 'wuh?'
my friend says it
basically meaning anyone 'fat/ugly'. you knooww.
yeh
it was obvious what it meant straight off. it's just odd. i saw it on this club website that encourages people to send in photos which can then be rated 'babe or biffa'
gold
pure gold
Seriously
DiS is all downhill from here. That was the pinnacle of all we've striven for.
You're not in the wrong (bar maybe the arse-slapping!)
but probably as a teacher she ought to have set the barriers a bit clearer so you don't feel like it's ok for you to slap her arse.
It's difficult for young teachers 'cos there's not a huge gap between themselves and sixth-formers (and if she's hot it's pretty certain the boys'll have a crush on her) and it's probably easy for her to try and be everyone's friend but I imagine that might make it hard for her to do her job further down the line.
Ask her if she wants full sex
with you. Then give her a backshot.
just when you think
chris cant top his previous efforts he always raises the bar. I think this is a very dangerous flirtation on her part, there should be strict boundaries, ive watched hollyoaks enough to know this stuff always starts out as harmless and ends up with you being DEAD!
Who is better
chris_is_cool or anthonus?
They're both notorious ladies men,
but Chris can kill people and fly helicopters. He gets my vote.
chris
is a young jack bauer
i reckon jack bauer is
a young chris. chris has the skills to pay the bills.
Yeah but anthonus
is like a poet or something.
for "world's most dangerous man"?
I'd agree. Besides, I like anthonus too much to bestow a title on him.
chris
its effortless
seeiously though
we need pictures
i flirt with my art teacher
i tell her she looks like a hooker,
she thrives on it.
i'll go back to my corner now....
hahahaaaaaaa
bump
haha
thanks!
I didn't see this!
Best post ever:
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1818678#r1818710
:D
there are no words...
One of my friends got drunk and told a teacher she thinks he's sexy and played with his tie
The next day he came up to her, stroked his tie and said "it's silky today, just for you"
HA HA HA her face was classic!
Soo wrong...
she needs to sort it out big time! She's not there to be your friend and in the end it'll be her who suffers the consequence if it progresses any further.
I can see why it would be difficult if she's close in age, but she needs to gain your respect not your adulation.
the whole 'teacher' thing never really appealed to me
but i find myself finding the idea rather sexy now actually.
you shouldn'y slap your teachers arser tho! you shouldn't slap any girls arse!
not even
'during'
genuine question.
hmmmm
it depends. you need to find out if the girl likes that kind of thing first. some do, some dont.
i HATE it when guys just randomly slap me on the bum. i hurt really easily and it normally hurts alot more than they mean.
You
forgot to log in as whoever it is you are the alter-ego for
chris is most definitely cool!
see how far you can take it, go on :D
very VERY wrong
but Very funny.
He should whip his cock out next time he sees her, then he will know where he stands.
Totally wrong
Even within the slightly more relaxed context of a school trip flirting with pupils is innapropriate. She needs to re-evaluate her role/status as teacher. As SCL rightly said she is not there to be your friend.
A female teacher friend of mine had her arse slapped by a pupil once and the incident escalated into an assult case.
exactly as they've said
she should be striving for respect not admirers.
and just never slap a girls arse. I don't get what guys expect to a happen when they pull that trick in clubs. a swoon?
haha
exactly!
when a guy introduces himself by grabbing/slapping/stroking/groping my bottom i am not impressed. do they really expect me to be? whatever happened to 'hello' ?
do
people really substitute a slap for an introduction?
i'm guessing they don't intend to impress you - just to feel your arse.
sometimes yes
i saw a guy looking at me dancing across the room in a club recently, and he made his way over, as he approached i had mmy back to him, so he grabbed my bum and then smiled at me and tried to dance when i turned around. i was like 'er.....no!'
he was alright too. but bum slapping, as i said, is really not impressive.
i'm learning so much
...
?
was joking
i've never slapped a random girl's arse. but i might start...
expect to get sworn at/punched in the face
or pushed down some stairs
that was funny.
I was thinking about what you were talking
about the other day actually, when you first walk into a class room of students as a young teacher, you're initial desire is to try and win them over.
I could never be a teacher, way too difficult. Unless they were all gagged and bound to chairs.
You
talking to me?
yes
!
yeah..
..I'm abit out of practice.
Being nice and friendly doesn't work.
I might flirt
with a trainee teacher tomorrow.
i know one
but you wouldn't like him much
*prays fellalady responds to this to stop me looking sleazy*
You know the rules Tom
No bombing, no diving and no heavy petting.
phew.
I can wear bermuda shorts though? Right?
yes..
but not on your head like you did last time.
i think
you're going to be pleasantly surprised.
hmmmn...
I think that's a slightly different teacher/student scenario you're thinking of there....
i'd get
too distracted if i had to teach sixth-form girls. i really couldn't be a teacher...
HOTT...
pix plz
oh