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I am not dead

I AM NOT FUCKING DEAD!

Whoever the wanker was, masquerading as my sister on here should be shot, whether it was staff who found the password or one of her little ugly livejournal chums, I don't care. Fuck off.

I am honestly sorry (on behalf of this shite) to anyone who was upset or whatever by the thread claiming I was dead.

For the record, I am fine and dandy and my hair looks great.

I love you all x
crablin | 17 Feb '05, 07:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply



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    Huzzah! Crablin lives!
    Wiggles | 17 Feb '05, 07:09 | Reply

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    Just to clarify: not dead, starting new job on London Underground.

    Dead thread = deleted

    x
    crablin | 17 Feb '05, 07:09 | Reply

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      "not dead, starting new job on London Underground."

      Make sure you check for buses before crossing the road at Camden Town...
      lanky | 17 Feb '05, 13:32 | Reply

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    Thank god for that.
    ImageChange | 17 Feb '05, 08:28 | Reply

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    This is VERY good news to wake up to.

    Whoever started that thread... what is wrong with you?
    Smileadelic | 17 Feb '05, 08:44 | Reply

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    "I AM NOT FUCKING DEAD! "

    No but the sick fucker who posted you are should be.
    domgourlay | 17 Feb '05, 08:56 | Reply

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    Oh shit!

    Who the fuck would post something like that? That properly freaked me out!
    homesick_alien | 17 Feb '05, 09:46 | Reply

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      Whoever posted it probably considers themselves to be someone like Jay from Jay & Silent Bob, (although I doubt even he'd do something like that), they probably consider themselves to be rude, funny, loud, crass, offensive and full of expletives.

      When in reality their more like Rik from The Young Ones.
      And everyone's laughing at them because they are a truly sad, pathetic and laughable figure to have written something so disgusting about someone dying and will probably come back with "Sorry...it was only a joke...didn't realise everyone would get so upset"
      And probably with bad spelling in text form: "Soz, wuz jke"

      Although I doubt that even Rik would go so far, hopefully you get the comparisons of this fucked up little no one.
      Psyche | 17 Feb '05, 09:57 | Reply

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    Oh God, that's an awful thing to do. Fucking scum.

    I'm glad you're not dead! I had a frantic text from Brainlove last night when I was in the pub, and was so hoping it wasn't true.

    Love Jober xx
    Jober | 17 Feb '05, 11:05 | Reply

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    Thank fuck for that.
    The braincrab alliance continues! x
    John_Brainlove | 17 Feb '05, 11:42 | Reply

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    Must be nice to know that people would care if you did die though....if you see what I mean.
    Jober | 17 Feb '05, 11:49 | Reply

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    Gawd, i heard about this lastnight whilst drunk and forgot until now. Of course it wasn't true, the Crab' is invincible. He's lived through a Ice Age dontcha know?

    Woe at they who squander their oppotunity to write anything positive and practive and choose to start such rubbish. They really is a sad individual. But at least you're special enough for them to waste their time on such folly.

    In the words of Mister T "I piddy the fool"
    sean | 17 Feb '05, 11:53 | Reply

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      sorry about the sceptism but can we be entirely sure it wasn't YOU Crablin...who made up the rumour?
      james_delve | 17 Feb '05, 12:09 | Reply

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        Oh come on.
        Jober | 17 Feb '05, 12:15 | Reply

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          Realised at the time it probably wasn't true when coastal pointed out that no-one from the DiS staff had posted anything about it.

          We were all going to steal you and burn you on top of Ben Nevis, just to reassure you.

          The sick puppy is more to be pitied than scorned.
          cadd | 17 Feb '05, 12:59 | Reply

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            I thought it was some sort of post modern Chris Morrisesque prank not very funny really was it?

            and for those who are whining about Nathan Barley not being any good, its not just the work of Morris and is actually the creation of Charlie Brooker (TV Go Home) but then again I realise as I write this that most of you know that anyway

            now lets get back to laughing at the Others only making Number 51 in the album charts

            prole_art_threat | 17 Feb '05, 13:09 | Reply

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              That is pretty funny...
              Where did Bloc Party go in? I predict that the hype surrounding them will deflate very suddenly when people realize they actually have no songs.

              (wow, straight back into the usual DiS groove eh)
              John_Brainlove | 17 Feb '05, 13:16 | Reply

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                that made NUmber one surprisingly - but was shocked that the others after such agressive hype went in so low, but then I remembered - their fans will ahve all reached 16 now and will be 'into' dancehall or something
                prole_art_threat | 17 Feb '05, 13:20 | Reply

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                For all of yous who didn't enquire, Action Plan is not dead too.
                Thank you.
                Action_Plan | 17 Feb '05, 13:21 | Reply

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                  oh dear, people getting out of their prams again!
                  tre_cools_sticks | 17 Feb '05, 13:28 | Reply

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                    Ha you're all fools. As if someone is gonna spend some time posting a fucking forum topic when their brother's just died.

                    The number of people jus saying sorry without even questioning it is ridiculous.

                    Once again, ha
                    wrightylew | 17 Feb '05, 13:33 | Reply

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                      Maybe everyone needs to aspire to your intellectual greatness.
                      cadd | 17 Feb '05, 13:35 | Reply

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                      Just to check, are you the same moron as made the Bloc Party comment? Not you Cadd, the other kid. If so, you are building up your reputation of being a prick, aren't you?
                      Judge_B | 17 Feb '05, 14:18 | Reply

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                  shut yer trap and get back to making earnest English alt-rock the way your Mum used to make it
                  joe_shoo | 17 Feb '05, 15:54 | Reply

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                Its currently at number 2 in the midweeks. Sold about 37,000 copies so far i believe.
                sean | 17 Feb '05, 14:31 | Reply

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                  That's pretty good going. I just can't understand it. Even like Blink 182 and Busted I couls see why people liked them, even if it wasn't my bag, you know? Even stuff that I can't stand like Ian Brown's solo stuff, I can see why people are into it. But Bloc Party - I just don't hear it at all. Weird.
                  John_Brainlove | 17 Feb '05, 14:46 | Reply

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    Well, there's some really sick fucks in the world. But I'm very glad that you're alive!
    OceanStorm | 17 Feb '05, 15:00 | Reply

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    There was post a couple of weeks ago made under crablin's name about Steve Lamacq being shot dead. The thread was swiftly deleted but i wonder if it was the same comedy genius who posted that as well.

    Glad to hear nobody is dead though.
    noiseaddict | 17 Feb '05, 18:27 | Reply

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      Fuck sake. Sick fucker.

      the_patient | 22 Feb '05, 18:14 | Reply

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        i was looking for a post (JAN)the other day and found a post by the sick person who said that crablin was dead saying something like

        'i wish i was crablins sister'
        then she said something about how great he was etc

        Crablin I think you have a STALKER
        Peppa | 22 Feb '05, 18:20 | Reply