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by Kleeb
Ok, answer the question of the previous post & ask a question of the next poster. So, my question is:







What's the best gig you've ever been to?
Kleeb | 03 Mar '05, 18:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Bright Eyes
Postal Service
The Faint

NYC.



What was the last record you bought?

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"London Is The Place For Me" - a compilation of Trinidadian Calypso music from london in the 50s. it's ace!


What's the most painful way of killing the Kaiser Chiefs?

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Forcing them to endure the endless carping of tone deaf cretins.

What's it all about then?

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Sex and drugs and rock and roll

Whats the world coming to?

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Haha coming.

Why do so many people on here like Phil Collins?

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I dont know but we all end up in Milton Keynes eventually.

Is this a question, or am I bluffing?

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Yes it is.

How many times have I listened to a bloc party song on this computer?

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Shit, I've killed this thread! The answer was: 328.

How many times must the white dove sail before she can sleep in the sand?

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the answer is blowing in the wind








Whats my age again?

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6.376543 to be exact

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As many times as it takes

Why's the sky blue?

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Because the atmosphere acts as some sort of large lense that filters out all the different coloured refractions of light, apart from blue light.









DFA 1979 or Fiery Fruances?

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* furnaces

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its not its green and we are all colour blind



does any one actually like emo

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erm...yeah


What you wearing ;)

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My answer was the right one.

Screw you guys.

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That's mean. And not even a question ;)

What the hell are you waiting for?

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the messiah.

What is the meaning of life?

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bricking buses



what, exactly, is the matter with you?

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There is nothing "the matter" with me, it's a rare behavioural disorder.

What is the poop deck on a ship for?

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poopin silly


Does my bum look big in this?

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nope



what's your favourite film?

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At the moment? Taxi Driver

what is your fFavourite album of the sixties?

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13th Floor Elevators Best Of

Hair or shoes?

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Hair


Im Wide Awake Its Morning or Digital Ash in a Digital Urn

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I'm wide awake for songs Digital for ambition







Badgers or Squirrels

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Squirrels, everytime



chocolate buttons or smarties?

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Neither. Nasty Chocolate Smarties have colours tho.


Ernest goes to the beach or Ernest doesnt go the beach?





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If you watch Family Guy you'll get that reference

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i dont watch family guy. i dont get the reference.

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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A Barge full.








What's the best song to streak to?

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free falling by tom petty

what is the air speed velocity of a swallo

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2.92 m/s. Possibly.


What if its all just a dream?

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naked by the bureau de change

how long is the trail of dead?

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very long.

therapy?

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no thanks.

if you had to choose between being deaf or blind, which would you go for?

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blind, duh!

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(you forgot the question)

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i know *blush*

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both, it's all or nothing for me.


why don't you JUST DIE?

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i'm trying...its going to take another 60 years or so though...

if a gay person jumped on your back, would you let him stay there or pull him off?

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hahgaha what a brilliant question

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if the gay was a stranger, how would i know if he was gay?? in any case i don't like anyone on my back. i'd pull him off?






who would win in a fist fight...tom waits or damien rice??

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tom waits, someone'd assist with a sniper rifle



anyone got any ginger thins they want to send me?

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you've already had your fill of ginger thins. you can have a pringle.


why isnt this as much fun as the other game?

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Because you're not trying. Things are only as fun as you make them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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because there's no ginger thins, and i haven't had any for months and i need some... :(


what's wrong with France?

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nothing....it is a fantastic country full of sexy and noble people.


Is Michael Jackson going down?

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depends on what...oh bad thoughts bad thoughts


how did anyone work out cats had nine lives?

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i don't know, but some canadians got imprisoned fro proving that there was more than one way to skin a cat.



Is it art?

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yes.


are bagpipes the missing link between music and noise?

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music:loveless:me singing:bagpipes:noise


will i get tetanus

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No.



Will I?

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Only if you don't stop doing that...


Kebab or Garlic Bread with Cheese?

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garlic bread! kebabs are a lie, they dont come on sticks!


busted or mcfly?

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neither but.....Rooster



Borrell or Masters?

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borrel = looks like gollum
masters = looks like a hobbit
therefore, masters, cos hobbits are less evil than gollum and have better hair...



patsy or edina?

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patsy


lemonade or round the back where chocolates made?

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good one, i'd rather some piss on me that shit on me i guess!










is little britain over rated?

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Slightly.







Peep Show or The Office or Little Britain?

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Yes.

It is good, but it seems better than it is because of the amount of shite there is on TV.

The new Paul Whithouse/Chris Langham series Help is better.






What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?

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damn lucky


what do you reckon the longevity of this thread is?

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As its technically never-ending, I reckon it's longevity could rival that of the 'last person to post...' thread.






Best Queen song?

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These are the day of our lives.


How long before i get ask matt to delete this annoying thread?

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The one that ends with the sound of Brian May forcing his guitar into Ben Elton.
Or if that hasn't been recorded yet, none of them.

So, rock or roll?

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rock and roll, maybe. I don't know if they work together

What would you do if a monkey raped you

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be shocked and disturbed




if there was a nuclear explosion would KISS bassist gene simmons survive ?

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clearly its all about the tounge when its a nuclear holocaust.

whats the answer to the question of life?

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42










Who is the most over rated band of all time?

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the beatles ( i think)

why is stella so appealing when im pissed?

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well if its the drink "stella artois"...then its probably cos' you dont care what you drink. if however its a girl named "stella" then its probably cos' her breasts look better than they really are.







what haircut should i get next?

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old skool wwf superstar style mullet




why?

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A) i don't even know what gender you are.
if youre a girl, get a fringe.
if youre a guy, get a fringe and a beard.

B) which cd tracks correspond with which song titles on Frances The Mute?

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cLOUDDEAD.

who rocks the party (rocks the party)?

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i dont know, i don't have it yet.

who would win in a fight? a bronze bear or a bronze shark?

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Depends if it was at sea or on land. Either way they'd both just stand there. So a draw.


Knock knock.

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Bronze bear. Defo.

Who put the bop in the bop-do-wop-do-wop?

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come in!


what colour is puce?

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i don't know, but who was that man...i'd like to shake his hand.


yes or no?

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Hmmmmm....... no.




Can you see what I see?

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depends what you are seeing.


ham, spam or jam?

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JAM!



fuck you?

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im pink, therefore i'm spam


bill or ted?

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Ted




Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

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i'd rather lose your leg







fancy a glass of dutch wine?

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That sort of information is gonna cost ya.....



True or False, Lynn Faulds Wood?

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* My post went out of synch. My weak joke is made weaker still. *sigh*

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Nah, you help yourself though



Fearne Cotton or Hollie Willoughby

~wipes drool from face~

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is hollie that one from ministry of mayhem?

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false


shoes or hair?

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we've had this one! chyaaaah. but hair.



girls or boys?

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girls, but then that's a bit predictable i guess...

Skinny or muscular?

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in between...


cats or dogs?

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Dogs




Skip, hop or jump?

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cats



deathbus or creakyknees?

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Dogs. They don't wake you at 6 in the morning wanting to be fed.





Are you normal?

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what is normal?



Leonard Cohen or Bob Dylan?

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late again mr B :P normal? maybe. its in the eye of the beholder



high heels or trainers?