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? by wrightylew
Goblin dances beyond the silky moon,
Bolton tarnished come home soon,
Reginald was an influential baboon,
Peaseblossom, where is your red balloon?

But it wasnt a case of watery Tim,
He sat in the tent drinking Pims,
You could say he was acting upon a whim,
But that would make you a liar.

Simple process didn't affect the moon.
wrightylew | 06 Mar '05, 19:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Magnificent.
pop-rules | 6 Mar '05, 19:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Red leicester
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 19:10 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Fucking brilliant mate. Just like all your other posts.
John_Brainlove | 6 Mar '05, 19:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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thankyou
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 19:17 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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You're very welcome. But I would check the batteries in your sarcasm sensor if I were you.
John_Brainlove | 6 Mar '05, 19:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Ooops john, you forgot a nerdy laugh. Not only does your picture, but your posts always remind me of the nerd from the simpsons...frink i think he's called.
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 19:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Ahahahaha. Nice one.

Ohh the pain, with the punching and the kicking and the OW it hurts me! Glaiven.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Its touching, truly a work of art.

Also, my sarcasm sensor has full batteries, and im not picking up anything from anyone in this thread...
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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You look like a dentist, John. How long did it take to choose the clothes in your picture. I bet you spent hours in the mirror that morning.You pathetic worm of a man.
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 19:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I was unaware that there was a standard dentist 'look'.

Ceratinly john doesnt look like any Dentist i have ever seen.
fullerov | 6 Mar '05, 19:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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This comment would have far more relevance if you actually had your own photo up, come on coward, lets have it.
thedaythatthatcherdies | 6 Mar '05, 19:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Erm that would make more sense if fullerov hadnt beat me to replying, so just in case it gets misread its aimed at wrightylew.
thedaythatthatcherdies | 6 Mar '05, 19:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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*Misreads post and starts crying*
fullerov | 6 Mar '05, 19:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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My photo is now on my profile.
Behold...

do you like it?
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 19:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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No, lets re-discuss the poem please, instead of sticking up for a nerd.
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 19:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Fucking troll....

no i find your photo offensive, i find you offensive and i find your craig nichols fanboy music taste offensive.
thedaythatthatcherdies | 6 Mar '05, 19:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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All these insults would be far more relevant if you could all write poetry this good. Come on then, lets see you try.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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All these insults would be far more relevant if you could all write poetry this good. Come on then, lets see you try.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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All these insults would be far more relevant if you could all write poetry this good. Come on then, lets see you try.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Jesus. Is that the best you can do? "You look like dentist?"
If you're gonna have a go, at least make some effort. Work on your put downs then come back and try again - that was pitiful.
John_Brainlove | 6 Mar '05, 19:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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All these insults would be far more relevant if you could all write poetry this good. Come on then, lets see you try.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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All these insults would be far more relevant if you could all write poetry this good. Come on then, lets see you try.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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All these insults would be far more relevant if you could all write poetry this good. Come on then, lets see you try.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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All these insults would be far more relevant if you could all write poetry this good. Come on then, lets see you try.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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All these insults would be far more relevant if you could all write poetry this good. Come on then, lets see you try.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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The thread has gone mad!!

Why do people keep putting pictures up of evil people
fullerov | 6 Mar '05, 19:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i agree that this thread has gone mad, and following that realisation i'm not posting on it again particularly seeing as its been started by some little troll who seems to have nothing better to ever do than try and offend people (hence the photo).

Anyway off to do an essay on the death of community in the information age, lots of good material here.
thedaythatthatcherdies | 6 Mar '05, 19:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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amen to that. that poem was horrible. I had an aneurysm just by reading the first stanza.(collapses and dies)
ssavzil | 6 Mar '05, 21:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Is this a joke? cuz that was shit.
homesick_alien | 6 Mar '05, 19:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Scarlet flies the pidgeon
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Wednesday said it was, but it wasn't because you are supposed to do it tomorrow. Stop asking the wrong questions, because it misplaces the correct control hierachy of ignorant infantile Gallileo.
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 19:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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You put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
In,
Out,
In,
Out,
And shake it all about.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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You put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
In,
Out,
In,
Out,
And shake it all about.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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You put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
In,
Out,
In,
Out,
And shake it all about.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Ashley and Fil (sic) are 15 year olds from Lancashire. They are the kind of people that are unintentionally killing this forum with stupidity.
John_Brainlove | 6 Mar '05, 19:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Yeah, those bastards.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 19:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Oh goodness. Save the forum... it is dying.

Its so funny to think that most of your lives revolve around this stupid website.
If only it was like the good old days, eh John?
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 20:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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My life does not revolve around this place. Its just a cool site to go on.

Do you have to act like such an idiot?
fullerov | 6 Mar '05, 20:10 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Fullerov looks like a hobbit child out of Lord of the Rings.
Is it an old photo? Do you get id'd often?
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 20:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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It is a month old. Hobbit Child?

better than a dentist i suppose :)
fullerov | 6 Mar '05, 20:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Fullerov, you also look like a Rennaissance Cherub aloft a cloud, gently plucking a harp, gazing thoughtfully into the sky.
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 20:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Hmm. I thought i looked normal.
:D
fullerov | 6 Mar '05, 20:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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It's the same old scenario. Some kid talks rubbish, someone says "stop talking rubbish", then there's a neverending tirade of nonsensical abuse. A tedious process that seems to repeat every few weeks, just with a changing cast of idiot teenagers.
John_Brainlove | 6 Mar '05, 20:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Sorry for wasting your valuable time John.
I find it strange a 27 year old man seems to enjoy sitting at home thinking up insults to use against teenagers, at his computer. I hope when I am 27 I am not in your position.
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 20:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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No, you'll probably be in prison.
John_Brainlove | 6 Mar '05, 20:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Ahahahahahahahaha. Prison, thats a good one. I agree with wrightylew.
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 20:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Witty. I'm glad to be wasting your evening you moron. When I grow up and have a job I too will spend my remaining precious years trading insults with 15 year olds on the internet.

Or maybe I'll go to the pub with my mates.
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 20:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhh.

*puts finger to lips*
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 20:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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*Does a little dance*
*Ho sad is it when people put actions like this?*
*Gets a glass of water*
*I am one with the music, and the music is one with me, together, we can create the finest antique milk bottles around*
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 20:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I don't think anyone particularly thinks going on a messageboard on a Sunday night is "sad" - not even you as you are here also. Which kind of renders everything you are saying pointless, as if it wasn't pointless enough already. This is the exact kind of stupid posting I was talking about earlier - the pointless teenage insult variety. Dull! So I'll leave you two to it.
John_Brainlove | 6 Mar '05, 20:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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But John, I am merely a 15 year old boy with nothing to do on this cold, dark evening. Surley someone as old as yourself has more to his life than a forum... obviously not...
wrightylew | 6 Mar '05, 20:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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*bump*
TimTheEnchanterer | 6 Mar '05, 20:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Jeez wrightylew you really are a talented chap aren't you. Oooo check out my random posts....I'm soooo maaaad!

Your'e the type of kid I used to feel sorry for at school. Always getting the shit kicked out of them for opening their stupid mouth. Honestly, when you grow-up you'll be the type of twat leaving the pub carrying his teeth in a plastic bag.

Observe. Nobody thinks you're funny. Your'e original post made you look like an utter cunt and rather than except that you had to start acting like a prick.

What's a 25 year old doing on a forum at this time you ask? I'm hungover and decided taking the piss out of a mouthy little shite would be fun.

What's a 15 year old doing on a forum at this time. Trying to get people to like him by posting cerrazy poems. Haha, sad little gobshite.
Darcy | 6 Mar '05, 21:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Wrightylew and Tim you are a pair of bumlicking cunts.
Now fuck off...
Thom_fa | 6 Mar '05, 23:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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good poem that.

the_authority | 15 Mar '05, 22:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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not really, no.
wishpig | 15 Mar '05, 22:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i truly believe this is an inspirational peace of art.

and as for all you sad middle aged men looking for a bit of fun with young boys...thers only one thing i av 2 say....SICK

get out more
derek_the_flying_monkey | 16 Mar '05, 16:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i truly believe this is an inspirational peace of art.

and as for all you sad middle aged men looking for a bit of fun with young boys...thers only one thing i av 2 say....SICK

get out more
derek_the_flying_monkey | 16 Mar '05, 16:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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thankyou, its good to know some people appreciate my creations, even if they have very strange usernames.
wrightylew | 16 Mar '05, 16:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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u really deserve the credit
and as far as the user name is concerned, my great uncle derek was casted as a part of a flying monkey in the original wizard of oz movie. unfortunately he neva got to act in the play due to a fatal cheese on toast accident!
derek_the_flying_monkey | 16 Mar '05, 16:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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R.I.P derek the flying monkey :(
derek_the_flying_monkey | 16 Mar '05, 16:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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That story saddens me to the depths of my soul. I feel for you derek_the_flying_monkey.
TimTheEnchanterer | 16 Mar '05, 16:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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tim, i hope u rnt taking my story likely. he had 3rd degree burns to his face from the cheese. he eventually died from the intense skin graft operations he had to endure for so long. you should have more respect for the dead. how would you feel if he was your great uncle derek?
ask urself that my friend
derek_the_flying_monkey | 16 Mar '05, 16:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I am sorry if my mourning came across as sarcastic, i truely do feel for you and your family, and i hope nobody ever has to endure what your great uncle derek endured. Now if youll excuse me, i must drown my sorrows with a nice big glass of blended sugar paper.
TimTheEnchanterer | 16 Mar '05, 16:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

=(

wrightylew | 3 Dec '06, 16:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

yes plz

wrightylew | 21 Apr '07, 21:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply