run, save yourselves, the mutant fruit are coming!!!!!

i would be a physalis.

thats a PHySAlis thankyouverymuch.

Thank you.
The haw is a much underated fruit, a bit powdery with a vague apply taste, but some of them can stay on the tree for quite sometime, making them a valuable wild food.
The hawthorn or may tree is a generally great tree, apart from it thorns it is exceedingly benign, only the oak supports a greater number of species.
You can eat the leaves(also a good cardiac tonic), eat the haws and the root wood burns with the hottest flame of all woods.

Have I forgot to mention its beauty of it when it is in mass blossom, maybe you havn't noticed it before, and the smell, is a total aphrodisiac, check it out this year, it should be out 13th May or there abouts (They changed the calendar to not coincide with mayday) It is normally incredibly reliable, and I would recommend you all taking the opportunity to find somewhere where there are masses of the stuff to appreciate it, have a spliffy picnic or something, and reflect on the true meaning of our festival of mayday or beltaine.

i've never actually plucked up the courage to try pistachio ice cream. i've always known pistachios as really salty, so the thought of them as ice cream is just...ew. but i might give it a go smothered passionfruit.

that must look really disgusting hehe! green gloop covered in what looks a bit like cat sick..mmmm

i'd be a kumquat yum tastes cummy