On the weekend, whilst in Edinburgh, we were walking back to my girlfriend's flat, from a quick pint at the pub on a sunny afternoon.
It was really sunny so we walked across The Meadows, which is basically a big park. Attached to this is a pitch and putt links golf course, which isn't fenced off in any way so we took a short cut across it.
I spied a seemingly abandoned golf ball, so in a sudden rush of male bravado I said "Look at this!" and did that thing where you flick it up in the air off the back of your heel.
I turned around and there was a very angry-looking Scottish man with golf clubs stood behind me - it was his ball :(
I apologised a bit and then ran away quickly because he was carrying things which could have been used as weapons...
Anyway. That was long. And embarrassing. What about you?
:-(
i pushed in front of a lady at the chip shop by accident. i apologised and let her go first and she was ok about it but i was in a terrible mood and it made me very upset.
i joined a gym
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On the train home (at about 5pm) from work a few weeks ago, I was forced to use the toilet on the train due to be completely bursting for a piss.
However, the toilet was one of those massive ones designed for wheelchair users, and the door slowly opens in a big semi-circle. But the electronic door lock thing would work, every time I pressed lock it just opened again, and despite trying various combinations of the buttons I couldn't get it to lock.
Anyway, as I was about to wet my pants I decided to just try and risk it rather than permanently damage myself holding it in any longer, and...well, exactly. Mid-jimmy the door clunks into life and starts to open to my complete horror, revealing me stood in front of about 3 people in the train corridor whilst I desperately shove my penis back into my pants, along with a reasonable amount of wee. I couldn't decide which was the worst part: strangers catching me pissing, or having semi-wet pants.
Dont use train toilets that dont have a manual lock.
That's amazing
i hate those toilets
bf
blimey!...were you not facing away from them anyway? You shoulda calmly finished your wee with a little squirt onto the seat for your audience, and walked out
the same thing happened
to a friend of mine, but she was obv sitting and in mid flow and the guy who opened it was so embarrassed that he legged it, but didn't close the door again and left her on display!
A similar thing happened to a girl I know a few years back
This guy DID close the door...but then waited outside to apologise in person, thus making her even more embarrassed.
Mr Starshaped was having a poo
on the aeroplane and a lady kept trying the door (if it's locked it's occupied!), she ended up using such force that it opened, revealing him sitting on the loo to a whole queue of people.
i was running for the bus the other day
and someone shouted out of their car, "run forest!" in an annoying/sarky manner cos they knew i was gonna miss it.
i was about to make it to the bus and was thinking to myself, "ha ha i sure showed those guys" and than BAM! ran straight into an old lady and knocked her flying
^we need the 'oh_meths' post here.
My trousers broke on my grad night
and my pants were falling down as i walked up 2 the stairs thingy and i was shitting it i nearly cried out of fear
:D
haha!
You monster!
fantastic.
brilliant!!!!
:D
she wasnt "that" old
but that wouldnt have sounded good would it?!
i mean,
how would, "a 57 year old lady" have sounded?
as you hit her?
something like: wasrgh bang smash crash
:D
still pretty bad
can you get through
a day without causing a car crash or knocking over an old woman?
want another car story?
on monday i left the lights on and the battery went flat.
luckily i was only parked 750 metres form my house and my friend had some jump leads!
Good Story!
It had a beginning a middle and an end.
thats's the best we've come to expect from meths
actually the end was,
i had to go and pick up my brother but i had MISSED dinner because of the flat batts!
save it for the sequel
I was on a bus the other day
And an attractive lady came on smiled at me and sat down, there I am thinking that's pretty cool to myself.
So I am staring out the window and I hear that fake camera shutter sound that mobiles make when they take a picture.
I look to my side and the attractive girl is staring straight ahead but she has her phone in her hand with the lens angled towards me.
Mother trucker ! that's amazing that has never happened to me before Is she taking pictures of me!
Anyway the bus journey continues and I hear this shutter sound 3 4 more times and I'm feeling pretty dam cool.
10 minutes later the bus stops we both get of she smiles at me and continues on her way .
I get off the buss call my mate on my phone and find I have 6 or so pics of my back side.
Not cool
I don't get it....
his phone was in his back pocket
taking pictures of his arse.
He thought it was the girl taking photos.
ah ok
yep neither do I
his phone was in his back pocket
taking pictures of his arse.
He thought it was the girl taking photos.
but surely the pictures
wouldn't come out properly if the phone was in a pocket.
He had been sitting on his phone?
Not really embarrassing though
his phone was in his back pocket
taking pictures of his arse.
He thought it was the girl taking photos.
maybe she'd never seen anyone that ugly before?
Coming to an Issue
Of Bizzare magazine near you.
this is madness
i can't actually remember being really embarassed recently.
come come now
think harder!
holey tights?
sitting on the pavement at 6am?
My mum
went to a business dinner thingy recently with her hsuband. she spotted a pregnant woman and asked her 'how long gone are you' gesturing to her belly.
unfortunately the woman wasn't pregnant at all, she was just fat.
someone was telling me the other day
about how her (fairly chunky) mate was 5 months gone and she didn't realise until the mate said something about how she'd have maternity leave soonish.
congratulations, i thought you were fat etc
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