Californian nu-metallers KoRn - is the capital, or reversed, 'R' entirely necessary? - will release their eighth studio album next month... without a title.
Which is, frankly, a bit silly, but so are KoRn so whatevs. That's the record's cover there. Looks... odd.
The untitled LP is produced by Atticus Ross, and its lead single 'Evolution' (LOL?) can be heard at the band's MySpace site, here.
Says singer Jonathan Davis of the single: “'Evolution ' is about us as a human race. We have not evolved since monkeys. Animals and humans are pretty much the same. Look at this war we’re fighting; we’re the bullies. Same shit in the monkey world.”
Where is this monkey world? Is it anywhere near Monkey Island? I am rubber, and you are glue... which is funny, because you do fight like a cow.
Some deep shit from Davis there
Shit cover
I've got to say
I like Korn, but I'm clearly unaware of the sinister war on terror between the rival factions of armed gorillas in Congo. Jeez... the papers are full of Big Bro, and all the time, this evil permeates beneath the surface.
Actually... JD could have made the same statement about channel 4's chimps in a glass cage, eh?
He
must be talking about their bassist. He has yet to evolve!
Does the world need another Korn album?
never stopped them before
First you'd better stop
waving it around like a feather duster.
I can;t remember them all...
GAH!!!
(googles...)
Insult:
Comeback: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
Insult:
Comeback: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
Insult:
Comeback: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
Insult:
Comeback: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Insult:
Comeback: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
He must have taught you everything you know.
Insult:
Comeback: You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.
Insult:
Comeback: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
You run THAT fast?
Insult:
Comeback: You fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Insult:
Comeback: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Insult:
Comeback: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?
Insult:
Comeback: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
Insult:
Comeback: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
Insult:
Comeback: You have the manners of a beggar.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Insult:
Comeback: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
Insult:
Comeback: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
Insult:
Comeback: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
monkey island :-D
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oh the memories.....
I must get these games again :)
best bit in curse of monkey island
the "stunningly-rendered rabid jaguars"?
Awww maaaan
I was hoping they would go out on a high with that unplugged album...
fucking hell
that album looks shit.
'Of course I know about lifting voodoo curses'
'That's why I'm a disembodied skull, on a pole, in the middle of a swamp.'
Murray for pope!
Curse is a pox on the series
LeChuck's Revenge > the original > contracting every STI known to man > contracting every STI known to man and falling in a pit of needles > Curse Of > Escape From
You missed the rhyming ones!
Did no-one play number 3?
No title?
It'll be forever known as 'the Shite Album', then.
funnily enough Korn haven't evolved ince Munkey joined the band
well
you fight like a cow!
woopdeehey
Monkey World...
... is in Dorset, not far from Bere Regis.
....
Hopefully there's a duet with the singer from Disturbed seeing as he sings like a randy monkey.
When was the last time a monkey army mobilised ground troops to invade a monkey state in the middle east? I try to keep up with current affairs but this slipped under my radar I must say.
p.s
I think I doodled that album cover on the back of my History book in year 8.
I demand royalties!
The thing's clearly entitled "Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics".
It says so right on the front.