"if you dont like my record label.. then go make your own.."

Brainlove Records Inc.

Wut?

It might be their first post on here, but kurtrussell goes damn close with this effort......

http://www.drownedinsound.com/boards/thread/198112

some kid calling ricky wilson a "pie".
me and username: igethitbyemo kids still refer to him as "rickypiewilson" when talking about the kaiser chiefs.

Ahh - Jober - brilliant!

Sex houses from Jober and Lady boners from Brainlove. Bamos always comes up with corkers, I just can't remember what they are....

What did i say about Newspapers??

Really i cant remember......

the no picture on yr profile thread has the best quotes ever. i copied and pasted.

cadd:

"Getting a wasps nest tattooed on your face and spitting live wasps at people would be fun. I reckon you'd get a presenter slot on CITV or something. I can imagine all the kids laughing as one of them runs screaming with a face like a burst tomato."

"Sharks are overated, all mouth and no trousers. Maybe because they don't have legs. Unless their fins are little legs. What kind of chesse do you think sharks would go for?"

and there was one about keeping two robots in the shed and mating them and setting fire to their shoelaces and saying, back! back, you fiend! back!. hahaha.

bamos (this made me LOL):

"Can I ride the hideously mutated Deathbus into the sunset?"

wiggles:

"Sharks may be overrated because they're all cartilaginous and rubbery, but there's no way you could fuck with a SOLID BRONZE shark."

"Or a SOLID BRONZE bear."

and fullerov's mighty, 1000 post post:

"I claim 1000

I dont care if i didnt gwt it is till claim it."

:D

again.

yes i know this is a blatant bump...

the whole thread was actually quite funny...but yeah that made me giggle too...

"Ralph grew up in a poor family with only NMEs to eat..."

*takes a little bow*

'Wouldn't it be fun if Nick Griffin was a real griffin? There aren't enough mythical beasts in politics nowadays (apart from Kilroy-Silk'

For some reason, the lack of a ')' after Kilroy-Silk just increases the genius of this post.

JDTraynor: "Crown Green Bowling is a sport that transcends class"

That deserves a place in this thread, especially as it wasn't even meant to be funny.

Even more amusing when put in the context of the following gem...

the_glory
"I dont believe in god. I believe in rock and roll"

You are all sleeping and i am sitting here being lonely. re-reading old threads.
i found this and nearly (oh, alright, did) fell out of my chair.
"I am a 26 year old traffic warden from Colchester. I've only recently discovered my true sexuality. I AM GAY!! Anyone want to hook up sometime?
Reply ASAP
Cya later Hun Bun
xxxxxxxxxx"
The hun bun part is the best. Who is this flying monkey man and where has he gone?
Also the thread about wearing girls clothes. Classic.

The comment made about Traynor and Brainlove being enemies, fighting through time like the Balrog and Gandalf! Who says DiSers are nerds?

Good ol' Bo' Selecta!

You got those nutters too then?

I regularly laugh at the emails that they bombard my inbox with...

*blushes*

my DiS life now feels somewhat complete...

i now feel as though i have existed.

:)

wut?
and
ho is razorlit?

are teh best. Praise me. Every day. From now until 6 days after my death. Then you must mourn.