Gee whiz! Vice's 'Tales of the Jackalope' all-dayer sure does look neat. DiS has tickets to give away.

Running roughshod over the manicured lawns of Kimberley Hall, South Norfolk from midday on the 4th of August to midday on the 5th of August, Jackalope has one of the best party line-ups of the summer.

Look!

Dizzee Rascal
The Fall
ESG
Chromeo
Fucked Up
Uffie and Feadz
Foals
Shy Child
The Rumble Strips
Gang Gang Dance
These New Puritans
Chris Cunningham DJ set
Late of the Pier
The Hours
Dananananaykroyd
Lightspeed Champion
Get Shakes
Errors
DJ Medhi
Autokratz
Ox.Eagle.Lion.Man
The More Assured
Comanechi
Stricken City
Connan & the Mockasins
Florence and the Machine
Invasion
Turbo Wolf
The Phantom Band
Economy Wolf
Maths Class
Le Tetsuo
Dead Pixels
Mamashamone

Like we said, it's impressive. What's more, only 3,000 people are getting in to see 'it' - that's where we can lend a hand.

Tales of the Jackalope is put on by Vice magazine. We're going to completely rip-off Vice magazine.

DiS wants YOU to show US your 'dos and don'ts', Vice style - don't worry about filling a whole page. Just find a picture and make us laugh with a couple of sentences about it.

Upload them somewhere online, if they aren't already loitering in the virtual realm, and post links as a comment below. We'll then adjudicate and the tickets - we have two pairs to give away - will or will not be yours. Simple, yeah?