[Verse 1:] Your mother's got a penis!

Thats right you know's what im saying
Your Mothers offered me the goods, im not paying
It Started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Summit funny to say when i was havin' a smoke.
I First heard off this bloke theres fuckin rumour going round
Your mothers reputation is not sound
Shes saving up her pennys (to make them ?? ) into pounds
to have an operation swap her gender round
Its a shock to me and its a shock to your mother got a beard sandles and a penis too
i dont look right see when shes walking down the street to see her ball bag jigging to the beat (I Said)

[Chorus:]
Your Mothers got a Penis
Your Mothers got a Penis
Your Mothers got a Penis
Thats right Your Mothers got a Penis.

[Verse 2:]
In Internet rooms or computer main frames
theres lots of females bite your mothers blue vains
not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms but the ones in her (Can't hear this word) and in her gown
She walks around proud with her short dress on which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong
Often its dripping and sometimes its dry
No Matter when i see her there's a tear in my eye
i thought i had 2 tell ya and i put it in a letter but i thought fuck that a song is much better
The only way to do it, to really let you know...
I Can prove it cos' i gave it a blow
It was purly accidental cos' she got me really drunk
and she made me kiss her elephant trunk
you know why?
Thats Right...
Your Mother got a Penis

[Chorus:]
Your Mothers got a Penis
Your Mothers got a Penis
Your Mothers got a Penis
Thats Right Your Mothers got a Penis x2

[Verse 3:]
When she walks down the street then she walks like John Wayne
i just see her pissing standing up again
it dont make no sence when you see her here and there
She got a cock and balls with real pubic hair
with a single eye that sometimes weeves
since shes lyin on her bed then she rubs it on the sheets
saw her rub against the door or the back of your neck
if your mothers around then you make her double check
i hate to tell you with all due respect
take your mother to the doctors cos' her front bum's recked
You know why?
Your Mothers got a Penis

(Come on Wembly)
Your Mothers got a Penis
(Your Mothers got a Penis)
Your Mothers got a Penis
(Put your hands in the air Wembly)
Your Mothers got a Penis
Thats right Your Mothers got a Penis

(Yeah!)
Your Mothers got a Penis
(Wembly arena!)
Your Mothers got a Penis
(I can feel the electricity! Come on!)
Thats Right Your Mothers got a Penis

[Man Speaking:]
(For the 18th Week Running, the UK Rap group the GLC hold the number one position of the U.S billboard chart with another
smash hit, 'Your Mothers got a Penis)

[Weird Guy 1:]
(Come here Boys! have you never seen a woman with a cock before? Come here! Come on look at it bouncing up and down, ill
stick it in you! come here! a Woman with a Cock TINY!)

[Weird Guy 2:]
(Yeah, its the truth man, his mother have acctually got a Penis!)

Now don't you dare tell me thats not offensive!

of course i did!i'm not sad enough to memorise every single word of a 40 year long glc rap

This isn't aimed at you, but what do you mean some people on DiS will agree with them?

Are you saying some people on DiS are openly racist???

I haven't noticed this myself, but i've only been using the site for a few months!!!

SHOCKING if true!

That Macc Lads thing makes me torn between hating them and finding it depressing, and finding it quite funny...

That stuff about pouring Boddies down his neck to cure him! It's a bit too Viz to really piss me off. I don't know...

You have to look at the context in every case. The Macc Lads do seem to be aiming for an audience of fairly narrow-minded people, it comes across as nasty, but they're taking the piss out of themselves too. I don't know enough about them to make the call.

The Country Teasers are a band who play around with racist/homophobic/misogynist stuff for what seems to be different reasons. They've got some fucking dynamite stuff on their records. I won't quote any because I kind of think it's a shame that the lyrics overshadow the music, which is unbelievable. But their audience consists basically entirely of open-minded weirdos. To be honest I haven't got much of a clue why the singer goes so far. It's partly about liberal-baiting, testing people's boundaries.

where's John today?

its on the Lies album, the song is 'One in a million'

It's called: 'They're coming to take me away, ha haaa!!'

It's by Napoleon IIV.

Not to be confused with Louis IIV.

One of the original one hit/novelty hit wonders.

Help She Can't Swim

COS YOU'RE A CUNTING FUCK!