With ol' funky pixie Prince all over the press right now – perhaps you’ve heard a little something about his new album coming out exclusively through Sunday’s Mail; presumably he’s never read the thing – and pop-licked and retro-synth’ed dance music (see: Justice, SMD, Digitalism) charging chart-wards, the time is right for an act to mix some of the former with a lot of the latter. Step forwards Dave 1 and Pee Thug, a.k.a. Chromeo. Regulars on the festival circuit this summer – they’ve recently been added to the bill for London’s Field Day, and DiS has already caught the pair at both Primavera Sound and Hove – the duo are a live delight, mixing funk guitar with vocoder vocals and percussion to keep a statue’s toe tapping. But, does the fun of Chromeo’s live set come through on this, their second LP?
Of course it does, silly. Like !!!’s Myth Takes of earlier this year, Fancy Footwork is an album guaranteed to get any house party started. With all the lyrical depth of a toddler’s first paddling pool, it’s not a record to challenge the grey matter; rather, it’s a persuasively pulsing masterpiece of beats ‘n’ peaks and pieces and chops, the sort of collection you shouldn’t like – and you actively try not to through the first couple of listens – but once Chromeo take hold of your senses, you’re powerless to prevent the shaking of all dangly bits on your body.
The title-track lead single summarises what’s on offer in a neatly succinct three minutes: vocals that say nothing, really, but do so really confidently; a bassline that skips and bounces as if in moonboots; and sweeping whooooooshing noises and alien bleeps that dance deliriously over the top of everything while an android dominatrix congratulates our protagonist’s fancy footwork. On paper Chromeo are a shrugged-shoulders ‘so what?’, but when flowing from stage or home speaker cones, their funk-fuelled clap-alongs are perfectly addictive. See also: ‘Bonafied Lovin’ (Tough Guys)’, where our hero bizarrely promises to deliver the kind of TLC that’ll make him feel old, and the brilliant tongue-in-cheek diss track of ‘Momma’s Boy’, which is somewhere between Cher’s ‘Believe’ and ‘Pretty Fly For A White Guy’ via Blink-182’s rhyming dictionary. Yes, on paper it sounds crap. But, really and completely inexplicably, it’s not.
Of course, it helps if you sink a few pints of homebrew prior to playing Fancy Footwork, but if you’ve the merest semblance of fun in your bones you’ll eventually take to it heavily. It’s nothing revelatory, nor will it rank as one of the year’s finest long-players from an artistic perspective, but who cares? It’s F to the U to the N to the buy it now. Which is something that can’t be said for Prince’s newbie, Planet Earth: you don’t have to buy that at all, just steal it from inside its awful ‘paper housing.
Am I allowed to say
I found this album wholly uninspiring?
uninspiring as in...
shit ?
great artwork
However....
Inspiration comes in many forms - for example this album inspired me to shake that ASSS! If you guys don't get the irony that CHROMEO obviously operates under then I weep for you and your static booty.
Chromeo aren't at all
ironic., you clearly don't get it... The album IS pretty uninspiring though.
A skinny indie kid with horn rims ....
paired with a gangbanger with grills and a tube that makes his voice high- pitched from montreal. These guys obviously don't take themselves seriously. If they did, then the music would be shit. They don't. It isn't. What's more ironic than a skinny white guy with acne telling his byeeaatch that he "got his game locked tight?"
I played chromeo for a friend of mine who is about 44 years old. I quote:
" This is the shit we used to make fun of people for listening to when I was your age (read :22)"
So, just like thick, neon sunglasses and ALF collectible t-shirts need to be enjoyed with a heavy dose of IRONY (and look great at parties) Chromeo does too.
You might want to read this
http://www.factmagazine.co.uk/da/57258
Totally fuckin' ironic. Liking Rick James? OMG that's HILARIOUS.
The reason I didn't like it very much
was due to 70% of it being shite and retreading of the last record.
Chromeo at best are throwaway fun - like a version of Justice or Digitalism I'll give even less of a toss about in a years time...