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by chris_is_cool

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chris_is_cool | 04 Aug '07, 22:57 | Send note | Report this | Reply

lame

NEXT


Good way of getting yourself out of the armed forces

if you want to leave in a hurry.


If you get good stuff

= hallarity, auditory halloucination and patterns moving

If you get shit
= Monged out, unwhilling to communicate, tired and maybe sick

Last night I had some AMAZING stuff far more potent then i'm used to, but led to me sitting in the sun for ages resulting in sun stroke and dehydration which led to me passing out on the way to the bath room =(


Do it Chris.

Then post a thread telling us how it was.


Don't encourage him

(to start more threads I mean)


omgz

I THOUGHT U WRE PURE OMGZ


pleasant sometimes

but not for every night.

next question.


once i went to a festival

and my friend brought her middle aged lesbian aunt who wouldn't stop feeding me joints.

i was very sick. it put me off for life.

i show restraint with many things anyway!!!


Unless its hash

hash brownies = incredible high!


Really boring.

Was at my friend's house one night this summer, and he had some left over from Glasto.

We did it in this can thing that one of us was really clued up on, and apparently it would be 'WELL BETTER THAN SMOKING IT'.

It was like being slightly drunk. Fucking rubbish.

I choke on it too, cos I'm uncool and stuff.


I cant compare being stoned/high to bering drunk

other then your slower, the effects are very very very different.

Matts Drug Chain
Mushrooms>MDMA>E>LSD>Weed>Alcohol>Speed>Coke>Ketamin

NEVER EVER DO KET! FOWL!


Never ever do fowl?

Is that another name for horse?


Wow...

Just let me recover from that a sec.

You. Are. Cool.

I'll reply seriously when I've recovered.


i know

i haven't done it in a while so not as cool


'

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A can thing?

You didn't smoke it.

How did you actually take it?


Stab loads of little holes in the can near the top, on the side.

And near the bottom on the other side, do a big one.

Then you put the weed on the little holes, cover the hole with your finger and light it then take your finger off and breathe in and all the burnedness inside goes in.

I preferred smoking it, but even that was crap. I will never do it again.


so it's sort of like a bong

but in a can?


ok so if you've done it...

you discuss it?

for me, I prefer drinking but if you get properly stoned it can be fun, if you get stoned in a bad way, it's really not fun.


I tried it when I was young

I genuinely don't understand where the enjoyment comes from. Is it just meant to be the feeling distant from yourself and not quite there? I tend to find that more frightening than anything else.


it's the giggliness

and cravings for cheese that are the high point :D


Oh right

I've never liked cheese. And if I fancy a giggle, I spend some time with a cat. Guess I was never cut out for it.


ok then

well I guess no weed for you!

chocolate ice cream after getting stoned is the tastiest thing ever.


I've never had cheese induced crazy dreams

certainly weed ones, I think.

I once dreamed a shark tried to eat my head :(


I just watched Jaws 2 on ITV

This actually happens in the film!


ah Jaws

brilliant film, kind of went downhill after the second one though.

And in my dream I was at Deep Sea World when it happened, that's just cruel, it's a place for kids!


Jaws

was treading water by the time the third one came out.

Hilarious/10


Jaws 3

= one of the worst films ever.


is that the one where the shark actually followed

Chief Brodies wife to the carribean or wherever it is?


That's

Jaws: The Revenge aka Jaws 4


ah

so what happens in the 3rd one?


Jaws finds a lady shark

It all gets a bit soppy and nobody dies.


Jaws 4

was after Jaws got dumped for another shark because he didn't have enough bite anymore.


It was only truly finished

when Jaws went into space in 5.


Jaws 3

has a Plasticine Shark.

ALL anyone needs to know.


That moment!

when it goes into the glass tube, hallarious its better then Jaws 4 though but thats not saying much.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sijeWn6hzZM


it makes you warm, fuzzy and imaginative

that's where the enjoyment is.


Like viagra for the mind?

Luckily, my mind's pretty capable of erections as it is.


I'm not implying anything sexual.

I meant exactly what I said. It makes you think about things, and new connections about the world surrounding you spring out in a most delightful manner. (Disclaimer: In harsh grey light of morning, said delightful brainwaves may seem crushingly mundane)

Also, as hedghehog said, food becomes an experience bordering on the religious.


I'm not saying it's sexual

I'm drawing a parallel. Personally, I find my mind goes off in pretty unwelcome and off-the-wall places without any drugs, which fuels my imagination.


careful

you're starting to sound like those "high on Jesus" types.


I don't see how

I'm not religious.


I'm not saying you are

I'm drawing a parallel.


Careful - you're starting to sound like one of those

"high on Jesus" types.

Well, this is really getting us somewhere. Let's continue it just as soon as I've finished doing anything worthwhile in my life.


righto

you toddle off back to your one man poetry thread then.


:-D

You're precious.


funnish every now and then

but like everything in life, boring if you do it all the time.


yeah it made me feel slightly

tired (when before i was wakey) and now slow and eurgh.


Chris

that's what it does!

don't do it if you wanna be all perky.

Do it if you wanna relax and be mellow.


Again

one of the things it does.

It's often prescribed to Cancer patients to increase their appetite.


It also helps sufferers of

MS and Glaucoma.


This is starting to sound like a government advert

"It makes me hungry"
"That's right, Chris. One of the side effects of smoking cannabis is a desire to eat more than usual. And your mum's not going to be happy when she comes home and finds you've eaten the cake that was meant for afters, is she?"
*Chris shakes head*


Chris

is a rebel.

He don't care about no stinking cake.


haha1

i eat cake for BREAKFAST"!


*crack


People always tell me I look/seem stoned

I never am. In my head, this is a convincing reason never to do it.


i think i have the motivation

of an average stoner, so it's a good job i don't do it often.


Pretty Good.

If not done to excess.

Like my housemates.


when i was about 15

i got into a phase of doing your housemates to excess. it wasn't pretty.


yes

i spent way too much of last year stoned and it got to the point that i didn't enjoy it anymore and was fed up of it. since moving to different accomodation i don't miss it at all.

it's an amusing diversion but it shouldn't be something you life your life by.


is great

but yeh sometimes it mongs me completely


s'alright

have stopped doing it with friends because it makes me really fucking boring. Just gonna sit at home and listen to albums from now on.


depends

i don't like it to be too strong because then it makes me pretty unresponsive and dead, but the right amount is good and makes me giggly. not my favourite drug.


I did a lot at university

until I realised it was interfering with my degree quite a lot, so I stopped.


I actually can't roll

So don't smoke a lot of weed really. I'm not that used to strong skunk, so find it knocks me for six a bit. A nice hash joint and a cold beer while sunbathing in the garden with the radio on is lovely though.


i got taught to roll the other day

and i'm quite good now


yes.

Matts Drug Chain
Mushrooms>MDMA>E>LSD>Weed>Alcohol>Speed>Coke>Ketamin