I was shocked, stunned, flabberghasted and deeply disturbed to read on another thread that some people, who were recommending Beefheart albums, were casting doubts on the genius of Trout Mask Replica!!!
Let's make this very clear. One of the tests to apply to someone to see whether or not they have any real interest in good music is to ask them what they think of Trout Mask Replica. If that person is unable to reply or replies negatively then they might as well have their ears removed. To not like Trout Mask Replica is to admit that music is just a sedative to maintain one's anodyne state. To approve of Beefheart and not like Trout Mask Replica is sheer insanity.
Trout Mask Replica remains the highest point of achievement of rock music. It is unique, unsurpassed and magnificent. Those who do not like it do not know what music is nor why it exists.
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There's so much melody, so much emotion in it. You just have to listen a little harder to find it. Literally every bar has five different tunes going on that most bands would use to make an entire album. And his vocals are just incredible.
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I think it was around the time the world was starting to destroy my spirit.
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it's very hard to listen to as it's all very random, but damn if Big Joan isn't the funnest record ever.
impossible to dance to mind.
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Will stick it on now actually. This board is great for reminding me to listen to cds again. The Shins and the Pixies were great to hear again last week.
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Firstly, as a starting point for Beefheart, for someone who has never heard his music, safe as milk IS clearly the way to go. Enough craziness to get the feel of the man, but enough garagey pop wonderfulness that you are drawn into the whole package.
To claim that anyone who doesn't like trout mask replica might as well have their ears removed is just ridiculous.
Here's some news for you, JohnDTraynor. Some people like to listen to music to be entertained, not to gain approval for their wilfully intellectual and unlistenable ghettoised musical choices. I mean....well done for liking stockhausen, really (sniggers), you're a very clever man.
As it happens, I kinda like tmr, but I'd fight anyone to the death who was so far up their own asshole that they think you HAVE to like it to appreciate music. It's okay, some of it is pretty unlistenable to the uninitiated (which is why I suggest safe as milk first), and whatever I may think of it, I have to be pretty pissed/bored to put it on.
Anyway, clearly YOU know why music exists, not as has previously been thought to entertain people, but to stroke their fucking beards and smirk at the fucking irony behind the bloody metaphor of John Fucking Cage dragging a compass over a piano. Well Done, Very clever.
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Lester Bangs once wrote that there were onjly 10,000 pairs of ears on the planet capable of appreciating it. Well, I'm priveleged to have one of those pairs.
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Honestly JohnDTraynor's original post was off the pretentiousness-o-meter scale.
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I'm not sure anyone who posts on this forum is worthy of your shining pearls of wisdom, so surely you are wasting your time here?
The smugness that permeates everyone of your posts is fucking shocking. Seriously, re-read them and realise you are a sad little man masturbating your ego by trying to talk down to a bunch of people half your age...
ah forget it. I'll ignore your posts, you ignore mine etc.
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If you don't like it that's up to you, but you chose to reply by inventing a view I had never expressed. This is a modern characteristic.
You then drone on about a view I have never heard anyone express. You seem to defending yourself against an attack that hasn't happened by just being offensive.
It's all in your mind. I like what I like and chose to write enthusiastically about it. He just reiterated lots of tired old cliches about musical tastes that no-one has ever said.
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Don't come on here spouting shit about people who don't like Beefhearts most unlistenable album being unworthy and expect to get away with it, especially when you were inspired by totally missing the point of my post over on that other thread.
You are so utterly blinded by the shitstorm flying over there in the avant garde ghetto that you couldn't even take the point that I made- that tmr wouldn't be the best place for a Beefheart newbie to start, without going off on a ridiculous snobby rant about how superior enjoying that earbleeding racket makes your musical opinion.
My point remains valid, and like I said....I think it's an okay record, but It really gets my goat that you felt the need to start a self congratulating thread to defend it, especially when no one was attacking it.
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This thread is funny. ('ha-ha' not 'oo-err'.)
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' Being such that listening with comfort or pleasure is impossible:eg: an unlistenable operatic solo; an unlistenable diatribe.'
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Oh great, someome else passing off their opinion as fact. That could be irony of course, in which case accept my apologies.
Haven't heard Trout Mask Replica but I take it it's one of those albums like Bitches Brew that people pretend to like so they can look down on those who don't 'get it'?
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It is just the way his voice hangs in the air, the way it all just spills out of him, the imagery, the raw beauty, the, the...
*gets carried away and has to go for a lie down*.
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When and where's your next gig durutti? H&A???
it's full of
ideas granted, not necessarily good ones.
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There may be some idiots who think the way you describe. Do you know lots of pretentious idiots?
I don't care who else "gets it" or not. I like it.
Very few people on this board seem to understand humour.
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Of course I can believe that you like the album and are not just pretending to like it, but if you were not being ironic with your 'might as well have their ears removed' and 'Those who do not like it do not know what music is nor why it exists' comments then I find them ridiculous a few others in this thread.
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Yes, SCL, thanks for asking. ;) Bomb Factory play the Hope & Anchor in Islington on April 25th. We are on at 8.30pm. www.bomb-factory.co.uk - you love it!
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Also if you just listen to each song through one speaker they can take on a totally different character. It's like three songs for the price of one.
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Am gonna come and check out your skills on the 25th Durutti ;)
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Uh thick cloud caught uh piper clubs tail
The match struck blue on uh railroad rail
The old puff horse was just pullin' thru
'n uh man wore uh peg leg forever
I'm on the bum where the hoboes run
The air breaks with filthy chatter
Oh I don't care there's no place there
I don't think it matters
My skin's blazin' thru
'n my clothes in tatters
'n the railroad looked
Like uh "Y" up the hill of ladders
Ohe shoe fell on the gravel
One stick poked down
Gray of age fell down on uh pair of ears
An eagle shined thru my hole watch pocket
Uh gingham girl baby girl
Passed me by in tears
Uh jack rabbit raised his folded ears
Uh beautiful sagebrush jack rabbit
'n an oriole sang like an orange
His breast full uh worms
'n his tail clawed the evenin' like uh hammer
His wings took t' air like uh bomber
'n my rain can caught me uh cup uh water
When I got into town
Odd jobs mam ah yer horse I'll fodder
I'm the round house man
I once was yer father
Uh little up the road uh wooden
Candy stripe barber pole
'n above it read uh sign "painless parker"
Lic-licorice twisted around under uh fly
'n uh youngster cocked 'er eye
God before me if I'm not crazy
Is my daughter
Come little one with yer little dimpled fingers
Gimme one 'n I'll buy you uh cherry phosphate
Take you down t' the foamin' brine 'n water
'n show you the wooden tits
On the Goddess with the pole out s'full sail
That tempted away yer peg legged father
I was shanghied by uh high hat beaver moustache man
'n his pirate friend
I woke up in vomit 'n beer in uh banana bin
'n uh soft lass with brown skin
Bore me seven babies with snappin' black eyes
'n beautiful ebony skin
'n here it is I'm with you my daughter
Thirty years away can make uh seaman's eyes
Uh round house man's eyes flow out water
Salt water
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but whatever way you slice it, JohnDTraylor, you are what is known as a music snob. save us from people like you and your stultifying view of music as a conduit for own pre-supposed superiority.
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Pet Sounds remains the highest point of achievement of rock/pop music anyway!
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I disagree massively about Pet Sounds, but then I'm one of those ignorant fucks who also thinks The Beatles are shit apart from Sgt. P.
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I'd have picked up a Capt Beefheart record had I spotted one in the used bins cos mr cadd and others I respect have 'em rated highly; but my fear has been the Captain is Frank Zappa incarnate, another band only art students and marajuana smoking guitarists could love. I have no evidence that this is the case except that a band called Captain Beefheart really probably ought to sound like Frank Zappa.
BTW, thanks boys for the entertaining cat fight. :-) The king is dead, long live the king 'n all that.
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I really need to tackle some chunks of Zappa back-catalogue. It's pretty daunting though!
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Clear Spot kicks its ass though.
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I agree, Clear Spot is my favourite Beefheart album of all the ones I know. The way it jumps between different genres from garage to soul is great and often pretty funny. It deserves the attention of Safe As Milk... Someone showed me a relatively old documentary recently, with John Peel talking about Beefheart, and I vaguely recall him saying that SAM was part of the band's attempt to appear commercial; their take on a Rolling Stones-type sound.
I do like TMR, but it's definitely an album you need to be in the mood for. The 33 1/3 book on it is interesting, Greil Marcus' quote seems to sum up TMR nicely: "If you listen to it, you will find a world of voices speaking to you from all directions. You might feel both exhilarated, and completely lost."
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He got his reputation from that album!
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What a strange fellow you are.
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It fucking rocks and takes your brain, body and soul in a million different directions.
Beefheart may have grown up and worked with Zappa but they are really very different. Beefheart's music is just so much more vital and soulful, funny without being smirking or facetious, scary, wild and inspiring.
I like bits of Zappa, but the constant piss taking and juvenile humour grates and means I could never truly love him.
I too