Nerds and Tab Clear, what happened to them? Tab was disgusting as is Liptonice so it's really no wonder they vanished. Also hot drinks in a can sank without a trace. Nevermind with chocolate, they usually just change their names but haven't disappeared. Snicker or Marathon? I remember when people were complaining about the name change as well as Starburst/opal fruit.
Aye i remeber old kinder egg.
Once he was miles out and as a kid i shouted shoot, evertbody around me laughed and then of course he shot and scored.
The only time i have took credit for an assist at a boro match and i was so proud.
John Jensen is indeed a legend, scoring in the final of the Euro '92 championships as the mighty Danes took the tournament by storm. Rousing chorus of the Danish national anthem, anyone?
Ruel Fox was last seen helping out Robert Fleck (the man who inadvertently scored the goal that won Leeds the title in 91, legend) at whatever Norfolk-based non-league club he's at now.
And Manny Omoyimni (mentioned above somewhere) is now at Gravesend and Northfleet. Who are managed by one Liam Daish, lost football player fans.
"And Manny Omoyimni (mentioned above somewhere) is now at Gravesend and Northfleet. Who are managed by one Liam Daish, lost football player fans."
Gravesend also have the Northern Irish one goal wonder Roy Essandoh that scored the winning goal for Wycombe in the FA cup to put them through to the Quarter Finals a few years ago. It's pretty amazing that Wycombe posted on teletext that they needed a striker for a few games and Roy's agent got in touch and Roy was on a week to week contract. He didn't last long though.
does anyone remember the dude who said he was george weahs cousin?? He got a game for southampton(i think it was southampton anyway) and then they realised he was shit, and not the cousin of george weah, and got rid of him, legend!
but i dont care where he is now, i just thought i'd bring it up.
I love those players like Rafael Schidt where managers spend millions on the basis of one 45 min video.
Like Milton Nunez of Sunderland.
I heard that Schidt's video was a composition of greatest bits, apperently in the games where he was shown his team actually lost badly.
Still convinced John Barnes, appernetly including transfer fee and wages he cost Celtic 9 million in total.
Anyone remember Lars Elstrup? Another Dane, saw him score twice when Luton beat Saints around 92-93ish. I only mention it because he ended up starting his own cult back in Denmark, which seemed to involve him being naked a lot. That's what I want from footballers, that slightly unhinged side to their personality.....
we at the boro once had a player called Fabio, does anyone remember him? anyway he was emersons cousin and from what i remember he played one reserve game then fucked off home cause it was too cold...he looked exactlylike emerson too...
what about Lilian Laslandes at Sunderland
or Daniel Cordone at Newcastle, man was he shit.
Temuri Ketsbaia...
Efan Ekoku (sp?)...
Pierre van Hooijdonk...
Paolo Wanchope...last i heard he was at man city...
Bryan Roy
we at the boro once had a player called Fabio, does anyone remember him? anyway he was emersons cousin and from what i remember he played one reserve game then fucked off home cause it was too cold...he looked exactlylike emerson too...
what about Lilian Laslandes at Sunderland
or Daniel Cordone at Newcastle, man was he shit.
Temuri Ketsbaia...
Efan Ekoku (sp?)...
Pierre van Hooijdonk...
Paolo Wanchope...last i heard he was at man city...
Bryan Roy
I liked Ketsbaia, nothing if not committed. And didn't I read the other day that Wanchope has just been released by his current Spanish team? Villareal or something like that?
Ekoku can be found pontificating about football on ITV somehwere, can't he?
Laslandes was truly useless, I'd forgotten about him
Fabio was great, he did play a competitve match if i remember correctly. He did about 5 two footed challenges and stayed on the pitch and then he did just disapear.
Maybe Paul Daniels work, maybe not.
Eddie McGoldrick! He was one of my favourite players when i was a nipper, i found his name funny.
What happened to Steve Morrow, the guy who Tony Adams dropped after his cup final heroics? I think he went to QPR (it's either them or West Ham for Arsenal rejects) and after that...
So then:
Devon White
Anders Limpar - LEGEND!
Gus Caesar
Gary Penrice (lovely tache)
Nicky Hazard (boooo!)
Massimo Taibi (i swear he was good at Piacenza before he signed for Man Utd!)
I'm lobing reading all of these names, genius. I don't know any of the answers (except Ekoku, he's working for the beeb now) but these are ace. Devon White! Those were the days!
Uwe Rosler, after turning up a bit for Saints, went back to Germany. I'm fairly sure that he also found that he had cancer or some such bad news, but I never heard anything after that
I think I can clear some of these up off the top of my head cos i'm sad like that:
Lilian Laslandes went back to France to play for the amusingly named Brest I think (short for Stade Brestois but thats not as childishly amusing)
Marco Boogers went AWOL from West Ham and was found 2 weeks later living in a caravan in Holland, he then later went back to play for groningen i think.
Thomas Brolin went back to Sweden to play in goal for some third division side or something.
Chris Kiwomya ended up also in Sweden playing for AB or something.
Mikkel Beck went to play in germany for FC Hansa rostock i think, who knows where he is now.
Enrique DeLucas went to play for alaves in spain just after they got relegated to the second division, there was some brouhaha that they'd actually signed him before chelsea came in anyway so it was a logical progression i suppose, a bit similar to that Robert Jarni - coventry debacle a few years ago.
Last I saw of Hugo Porfirio he was at benfi
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whatever happened to hi-fi?
whatever happened to tv sex?
whatever happened to you and i-hi-hi-hiiii...?
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What happened to Glenn Helder, shit Arsenal winger? Or star striker in our shite 1994/95 campaign Chris Kiwomya?
And what of Manny Owoyimni or whoever from West Ham's great (!) sides of the late 1990s?
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Where did all the socialists go?
What happened to Sensible Software, creators of Sensible Soccer and Cannon Fodder? I miss my days of playing SWOS on the Amiga.
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Argh Sensible soccer, I can't stand football but especially the management games.
I think they can now get a gunshot noise so don't need to imitate it. Weird question, in need of medicating?
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about 3 years ago it was "BLACKAU!" which was quite entertaining.
i thought you meant Rappy J
LOL
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And did you know there's a team in Chile called O'Higgins United? I did!
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there's also an Algerian team called Nasser Hussain
i'm going to start saying
Blackau again soon...
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does anyone remember Vladimir Kinder - boro winger/defender...?
or Daniel Amokachi...everton striker...
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i remember amokachi leaving Evertone and i remember him scoring at Wolrd Cup 98...then heard nothing else...
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then George Graham signed him, got sacked, and Bruce Rioch must have buried him under the patio.
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Once he was miles out and as a kid i shouted shoot, evertbody around me laughed and then of course he shot and scored.
The only time i have took credit for an assist at a boro match and i was so proud.
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I think he went into management in Denmark, boringly.
He sort of disappointed us when he scored again QPR, i think it was his only ever goal, and afterwards we couldn't take the piss any more.
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Footballers who have disapeered:
Anyone who leaves Argyle apart from Marc Edworthy
Eddie Mcgoldrick
John Beresford
Ruel Fox
Andrea Silenzi
Robbie Slater
Marco Boogers
This takes me back to my MATCH magazine and sticker days...
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Ruel Fox was last seen helping out Robert Fleck (the man who inadvertently scored the goal that won Leeds the title in 91, legend) at whatever Norfolk-based non-league club he's at now.
And Manny Omoyimni (mentioned above somewhere) is now at Gravesend and Northfleet. Who are managed by one Liam Daish, lost football player fans.
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He was a Charlton last season, I think he might have gone back to the Swedish leagues now.
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Gravesend also have the Northern Irish one goal wonder Roy Essandoh that scored the winning goal for Wycombe in the FA cup to put them through to the Quarter Finals a few years ago. It's pretty amazing that Wycombe posted on teletext that they needed a striker for a few games and Roy's agent got in touch and Roy was on a week to week contract. He didn't last long though.
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but i dont care where he is now, i just thought i'd bring it up.
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Like Milton Nunez of Sunderland.
I heard that Schidt's video was a composition of greatest bits, apperently in the games where he was shown his team actually lost badly.
Still convinced John Barnes, appernetly including transfer fee and wages he cost Celtic 9 million in total.
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'Leeds' boss Kevin Blackwell has off-loaded out of favour Michael Duberry and Michael Ricketts in a double move'
For out-of-favour, see 'fucking awful'.
And I think Roy Essandoh has left G&N now, he's at Woking I think. He was 'out of favour' under Liam Daish...
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what about Lilian Laslandes at Sunderland
or Daniel Cordone at Newcastle, man was he shit.
Temuri Ketsbaia...
Efan Ekoku (sp?)...
Pierre van Hooijdonk...
Paolo Wanchope...last i heard he was at man city...
Bryan Roy
and what happened to Robbie Fowler being good?
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what about Lilian Laslandes at Sunderland
or Daniel Cordone at Newcastle, man was he shit.
Temuri Ketsbaia...
Efan Ekoku (sp?)...
Pierre van Hooijdonk...
Paolo Wanchope...last i heard he was at man city...
Bryan Roy
and what happened to Robbie Fowler being good?
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Ekoku can be found pontificating about football on ITV somehwere, can't he?
Laslandes was truly useless, I'd forgotten about him
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Maybe Paul Daniels work, maybe not.
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you'll have to be more specific than that...
john beresford does sky tv now.
Eddie McGoldrick! He was one of my favourite players when i was a nipper, i found his name funny.
What happened to Steve Morrow, the guy who Tony Adams dropped after his cup final heroics? I think he went to QPR (it's either them or West Ham for Arsenal rejects) and after that...
So then:
Devon White
Anders Limpar - LEGEND!
Gus Caesar
Gary Penrice (lovely tache)
Nicky Hazard (boooo!)
Massimo Taibi (i swear he was good at Piacenza before he signed for Man Utd!)
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damn you delve!
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van Hooijdonk is at Fenerbahce, Champions League and all!
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He played two matches teh first fairly well the second man utd lost about 4-0. This would be the 95/96 season.
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i love this thread!
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I could rifle off about 100 Wimbledon players who have since dissapeared without a trace.
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Gary Lake?
What's Beni Carbone up to?
Uwe Rosler?
Bryan Roy?
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Uwe Rosler, hehe, for some reason that reminds me of John McGinlay dunno why like...John McGinlay reminds me of Kevin Francis...hmm
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John McGinlay reminds me of Owen Coyle and a painful Arsenal cup defeat.
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this thread is just going to be a remembering old players thread...which is awesome.
what the fuck happened to Danny Cadamarteri and Joe-Max Moore?
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I think Cadamarteri is 'out of favour' in League 2 or summat.
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what happened to Glenn Cotterill? I remember Arsenal legend Paul Davis breaking his jaw with a mean left hook in about 1991. Quality!
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Played about 17 matchs and scored about 13 goals.
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he went to Millwall, but didn't settle in, i remember an interview with him at Millwall
he said he wanted to go home, but he meant to middlesbrough and not germany which was awesome.
Robbos biggest mistake was not signing him
he came to the riverside a few years ago for Robbie Mustoes testimonial and the ovation he got was amazing,took him ages to score though.
ahh, memories...i'll always remember the german striking partnership of Fuchs and Kuntz..
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He was fucking great.
Is Phil Stamp still kicking around at Hearts?
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Phil Stamp, god he was shit... fat ginger thug.
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Yeah but when stamp got going he had a fair bit of pace and Ravanelli always said that he was the best player at the Boro.
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christ.
as i'm a gooner all i ever saw of stamp was his two footed tackles after coming on as an 80th minute sub on MOTD.
Here's a tough one - anyone remember Kazoo Miura? You'll have had to have been a Football Italia viewer about 10 years ago...
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at least hes doing better than Andy Campbell and Anthony Ormerod...
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i think Mark Wilson is on loan in scotland somehwere right now...
what a shit time hes had...
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Here's a link if you want to buy Ian Holloway's Jag:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=18185&item=4541729914&rd=1
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Lilian Laslandes went back to France to play for the amusingly named Brest I think (short for Stade Brestois but thats not as childishly amusing)
Marco Boogers went AWOL from West Ham and was found 2 weeks later living in a caravan in Holland, he then later went back to play for groningen i think.
Thomas Brolin went back to Sweden to play in goal for some third division side or something.
Chris Kiwomya ended up also in Sweden playing for AB or something.
Mikkel Beck went to play in germany for FC Hansa rostock i think, who knows where he is now.
Enrique DeLucas went to play for alaves in spain just after they got relegated to the second division, there was some brouhaha that they'd actually signed him before chelsea came in anyway so it was a logical progression i suppose, a bit similar to that Robert Jarni - coventry debacle a few years ago.
Last I saw of Hugo Porfirio he was at benfi