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still a oretty good try though

brownie points for effort....maybe next time the sarcasm will be evident if you 'sort ya beak out' and get your knowledge up to scratch!

girl | 19 Apr '05, 20:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: Top Five Oasis Songs

I'll try harder next time.

homesick_alien | 19 Apr '05, 20:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

surely what you meant was
T. Rex - Get it On/Bang a Gong?

with oasis songs its all about context for me. what are we using them for? to make us want to go listen to the original songs their ripping off? sychological terrorism? making stupid drunk cunts sing along? making us laugh with their ridiculous lyrics? reminding us what good music is out there? making us leave the room, perhaps to do something better with our time?

see, they have a use.

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 22:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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What do you mean by 'stupid drunk cunts'?

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 22:15 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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people that are (in my opinion) low of intelligence, who have (in my opinion) consumed too much alcohol to conduct themselves in a considerate manner and who are (in my opinion) cunts.

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 22:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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You mean vile working class people who leave school at 16, don't you?

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 22:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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if being working class and leaving school after gcses has the power to turn you into a cloth eared dullard, then yes, i suppose i do.
but i dont think it does.

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 22:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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What do clever drunk cunts listen to?

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 22:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: Top Five Oasis Songs

good music.

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 23:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Not pretentious elitist shite, then?

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 23:15 | Send note | Report this | Reply

how can music be elitist?

as opposed to the attitudes of its makers or listeners?

ex_cynic | 20 Jun '07, 10:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: Top Five Oasis Songs

1. Something from Definitely Maybe
2. Something from Definitely Maybe
3. Something from Definitely Maybe
4. Something from Definitely Maybe
5. Something from Definitely Maybe

thommo | 19 Apr '05, 21:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Lazy cunt.

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 21:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Columbia is the best. Live forever second. the rest can suck ass.

iamnotahumanbeing | 19 Apr '05, 21:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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^^^^
ha!

i must say i only have two favourable oasis songs...i was never a fan of britpop (Pulp is an exception)

- masterplan
- songbird

girl | 19 Apr '05, 21:07 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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1. An Oasis Song
2. An Oasis Song
3. An Oasis Song
4. An Oasis Song
5. An Oasis Song

Who cares, they all sound about the same, it could be any of them.

tom_from_sparks | 19 Apr '05, 21:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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just out of curiousity....

didnt oasis rip off one of the riffs by the stereophonics from 'same size feet' or something?

they used it in the alb 'heathen chemistry' but god knows what song it was.

id type the riff but...i doubt it will help, maybe rather amusing though

girl | 19 Apr '05, 21:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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The Hindu Times.

wankers

Thom_fa | 19 Apr '05, 21:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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thank you!!

i knew it! people blagged me and said i was being pedantic but i was right!

....yey

girl | 19 Apr '05, 21:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Yeah, wankers. Kill the fascist pigs, etc.

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 21:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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...like asking the 5 best ways of pulling your own teeth out.

Carian | 19 Apr '05, 21:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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1 with pliers
2 with toffee
3 by hand
4 letting a mate doing it
5 waiting till old age kicks in and having them fall out naturally

girl | 19 Apr '05, 21:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I wonder If the're on the new album.

Carian | 19 Apr '05, 21:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Dont forget the one where you tie it to the door handle and then shut the door.
A classic!

tom_from_sparks | 19 Apr '05, 21:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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*handle with string.

I'm tired...

tom_from_sparks | 19 Apr '05, 21:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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dude, have you ever done that?
i think my older brother almost hoaxed me into it when i was about 5. dunno.

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 22:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I have never done it.

I too tried to coax my younger brother into it.

I have lost a few teeth in Chomp/Wham bars though.

tom_from_sparks | 20 Apr '05, 10:41 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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oh indeed!! that slipped my mind there!

lets take out 'by hand' and put the 'string door method' in!

girl | 19 Apr '05, 21:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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What if the tooth only came halfway out and you were left in excruciating pain?

The excruciating pain, synonymous with listening to any of Oasis's new stuff!

CaviarAndCigarets | 19 Apr '05, 21:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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but this pain will be reconciled in the moment in which it eventually falls out and the humble fairy of teeth leaves coinage under your pillow

this can be likened to the end of any oasis album

girl | 19 Apr '05, 21:41 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: Top Five Oasis Songs

Ahhhh! Sweet relief indeed.

Carian | 19 Apr '05, 21:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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How the fuck can anyone put Lyla in the top 50 oasis songs? It's a terrible song.

I don't love Oasis, but surely it's the worst song they've ever recorded.

Awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful song!

erniebiff | 19 Apr '05, 21:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: Top Five Oasis Songs

The thread is asking for your top 5 Oasis songs, not fashionable comments on how 'shit' they are.

1. Cigarettes & Alcohol
2. Don't Look Back...
3. Let Forever be (I know, but I'm sure they wrote some of it)
4. Do ya know what i mean
5. Stand By Me

wrightylew | 19 Apr '05, 22:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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The thread is asking for your top 5 Oasis songs, not fashionable comments on how 'shit' they are.

ooo the voice of reason

wouldnt it be so yawnsome and uneventful if we simply bowed down to the thread subject and *gasp* replied??

yus!

girl | 19 Apr '05, 22:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Well no, not really. If I was 'The Glory', I think I'd be interested in what Oasis fans' favourite songs were. Not how much all you 'cool users' hate them.

wrightylew | 19 Apr '05, 22:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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COOL USERS?

elaborate...

i havent a clue what you mean

girl | 19 Apr '05, 22:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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He was probably being ironic, hence the quotation marks.

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 22:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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if *I* were interested in what oasis fans thought, i'd go to an oasis forum.

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 22:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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How very open-minded of you.

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 22:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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pardon?
could you make sense?
please?

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 22:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Are you a thick drunk cunt?

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 22:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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im not drunk.
i dont consider myself to be either of the others, but they are subjective. i may be a thick cunt, but i'm fairly sure i'm not.

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 22:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Is that you in the photo looking like a German porn actor from the '70s? If it is then I can confirm you're indeed a cunt. Hope that helps.

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 22:57 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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having a moustache makes me a cunt?
or looking *GOSH* german?

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 23:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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No, but looking like a German porn actor from the '70s when you're desperately trying to look like someone out of Kings Of Leon does.

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 23:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i'm
really
not.

and its really easy take the piss out of any picture by pointing out similarities to a shit band.

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 23:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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prejudiced tosser

i hope you die in a well

girl | 20 Apr '05, 15:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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typical oasis fan, as soon as someone says something you don't agree with you call them a name!

now i remember watching oasis in the early days (i loved them) and they were great gigs, then the chavs decided they liked them and the gigs were an ordeal. i wonder if this is why their music has become so uninspired for the last 8-9 years.

erniebiff | 20 Apr '05, 10:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Follow the thread, dipstick. He called me a cunt, I was merely returning the compliment.

Congratulations on becoming the 1,000,000th DiS poster to use the term chav, by the way. It's certainly come a long way since Vanessa Feltz declared it her Word of the Day in April 2003. I bet you feel dead proud. I know I would.

The_Glory | 20 Apr '05, 11:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I suppose I'm quite an Oasis fan, but I don't call people who I disagree with, only people who deserve it.

wrightylew | 20 Apr '05, 11:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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ok, i take it back, not all fans of them these days are complete retards. but judging by at least one other poster on here, there's certainly some in their ranks (unless he's got torretts perhaps).

erniebiff | 20 Apr '05, 11:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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JESUS!
is that what it was about?
i didnt call you a cunt.

you called ME a cunt.

and now, i WILL, in fact, duly, call you a cunt. as you clearly are one.
and a fuckwit.

alcxxk | 20 Apr '05, 15:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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So you didn't call Oasis fans 'stupid drunk cunts' then?

The_Glory | 20 Apr '05, 15:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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nope, i didnt, fuckhead.
i said that their music appealed to stupid drunk cunts. not that that was all they appealed to.

just most.

alcxxk | 20 Apr '05, 16:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I'm an Oasis fan. I've been drunk. I've sung along to Oasis whilst drunk. According to you that makes me a stupid drunk cunt.

The_Glory | 20 Apr '05, 16:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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^^^

i like you

your logic is astounding

girl | 19 Apr '05, 22:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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...at least it gets the replies... which is something that can be taken from this I guess.... I didn't mind that "You and Me" song for a bit.

Carian | 19 Apr '05, 22:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: Top Five Oasis Songs

Masterplan
Live Forever
Champagne Supernova
Gas Panic

The rest blows goats, especially the new single, which might just be the cream of the crap

mooseman | 19 Apr '05, 22:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: Top Five Oasis Songs

Hmm.....

1. Live Forever
2. Slide Away
3. Some Might Say
4. Cast No Shadow
5. Supersonic

All fairly obvious choices.

JohnM | 19 Apr '05, 22:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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No, that would actually be a pleastant surprise compared to the yawnsomely predictable torrent of oh so witty sarcasm that most DiS posters mistake for humour. If the average DiS poster were a TV presenter, they'd be Jamie Theakston.

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 22:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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so leave?

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 22:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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yes. leave u donkey licking arse fuckwit. alc has been in here longer than u so jus do one. ok?

nme_is_the_enemy | 19 Apr '05, 22:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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um
me being here longer doesnt mean shit as far as being right or wrong, but if the guy has such a low opinion of DiS users, DiS may not be the place for him.

alcxxk | 19 Apr '05, 23:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Oh dear... nme is the enemy... you stand for everything that is 'cool' at the moment... dude.

wrightylew | 19 Apr '05, 23:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I'd rather stay and annoy you, to be perfectly honest. It's all a bit too cosy and incestuous in here to be healthy. I'm here to broaden the gene pool with a bit of rock'n'roll arogance.

The_Glory | 19 Apr '05, 23:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Hmmm.....

"It's all a bit too cosy and incestuous in here to be healthy. I'm here to broaden the gene pool with a bit of rock'n'roll arogance."

Arrogance - "overbearing pride evidenced by a superior manner toward inferiors"

You had the nerve to call me a fucking snob the other day? I don't quite know what your problem is, angry young man.

Kleeb | 20 Apr '05, 13:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I know I'm arrogant. I fully accept it. I embrace my arrogance like Liam embraces his.

You're a snob but you're in denial. You're ashamed of being a snob. That's the difference.

The_Glory | 20 Apr '05, 15:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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That's where you're wrong again cuntface. Whatever it was that made you think I was a 'cultural' snob I fully accepted & even said I was proud to be. Then I believe you told me how you hated snobs & blah blah blah. Now you say you're one yourself.

You should be a fucking politician with such a level of hypocrisy, banality and stupidity. No wonder you like Oasis so much.

Kleeb | 21 Apr '05, 09:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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When did I say I was a snob? You've just made that up. I admitted I was arrogant, which is something else entirely. Loads of people are arrogant without being snobs. Look at Liam Gallagher. He's been labelled arrogant many times, but I've never seen him called a snob. He's got that tough, working-class, street-wise arrogance that only comes with supreme confidence. That's the arrogance I'm talking about. Snobbery doesn't come into it. I'll leave that to you.

The_Glory | 21 Apr '05, 17:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Snob - "a person regarded as arrogant and annoying "

QED

Anyway, anyone who has Liam "Dumb as a Mule" Gallagher as something to aspire to has nothing to be arrogant about.

Kleeb | 21 Apr '05, 17:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Banana - "a fruit that is yellow and edible"

The sun is yellow. Does that mean it's a banana? No. Try again.

The_Glory | 21 Apr '05, 17:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Erm...
1. You are a person, unless you are the dumb mule I was referring to earlier?
2. You are also arrogant by your own admission.
3. You are also annoying, in that sort of foolish I-try-to-wind-people-up-cos-my-life-lacks-substance kind of way.

Therefore, according to my previous synopsis, you fit the bill completely.

Perhaps you should pay more attention in English classes.

Kleeb | 21 Apr '05, 17:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Erm...

1. A lemon is a fruit
2. A lemon is also yellow
3. A lemon is also edible

Therefore, according to you, a lemon is also a banana.

Perhaps you should pay more attention in English classes.

The_Glory | 21 Apr '05, 18:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I haven't actually said anything about Lemons or Bananas. The definition for a snob I got out from a dictionary, and not surprisingly found that it applies to you. If can't tell the difference between a lemon & a banana then perhaps you came from the same gene pool as Liam & Noel Gallgher, except you got the shallow end. Now officially again I'm bored of arguing with you & constantly having to type negative crap here, so help yourself to final word, as it's so important to you.....it's been a tedious waste of 20 minutes of my life.

*Note to self - stop having pointless arguments with inverted snobs on the internet.*

Kleeb | 21 Apr '05, 18:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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