Two of gangsta rap™'s biggest names could be off our radars this time next week.
Starting at the top of the food chain, 50 Cent's future as a solo artist looks in doubt after the rapper pledged to "no longer perform music" if commercial rival Kanye West's record outsells his on their release in the US next week (11 Sep).
"I'll write music and work with my other artists, but I won't put out any more solo albums," the rapper mumbled to Rolling Stone at dog pitch.
As West's Graduation is currently outselling 50's Curtis by five to one, his days would appear to be numbered.
Of course, this retirement really rests on how much of a gent we think 50 Cent is. You've always been better judges of character than us, so we'll leave that to you.
Moving on, and Drowned in Sound's favourite Beckham-baiting, stadium-kicking Übermensch The Game went missing in Auckland, New Zealand Saturday night and as yet is still MIA.
On the island to perform at a concert with Akon, Naughty By Nature and Sisqo, the rapper ditched out of the event and now no-one knows where he is, basically.
The Game's label, Universal, and festival organisers and promoters were clueless as to the rapper's whereabouts.
May I be the first person to say
I just lost the Game
you
bastard.
fuck.
you mother fucker
i cannot believe it
its been nearly a fucking year
cunts
Damn
your perfect double entendre!
Oh no
is this the end of Jayceon?
in an interview recently he was asked if he thought his career was nosediving...
...and he said something like he was the biggest selling rap artist in the world.
think fiddy needs to talk with his label people about that one.
Game
over
The Game and Steve Fossett
are both round my flat. We're all playing Wii sports.
"Akon, Naughty By Nature and Sisqo"
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sisqo!
Wow, I'd forgotten all about the 'Thong Song'. Until now.
and the chorus to the
WILD WILD WEST
I misread the title as 'Fieldy'
:(