cos you know I'm worth it Semaj

*for giving you the strength to go on
*for going to your birthday celebrations
*for teaching you how to write good

because I've seen you precisely once the entire time we've both lived in cardiff all cos of your so-called 'dissertation'.

because it meant you were never around for cups of tea and the like.

because I said hello to you in a tent at Reading, even though you were slightly out of it at the time. Also, I fancy you.

Which I have now uninstalled, making you the FIRST and LAST player to defeat me.

(I *did* play more than one person)

Because you have no idea who I am, so it'll add a level of mystery...

as i've never met you so it would be a bit weird.

but i do think you should make up a reference, or insert a quote of wisdom from DiS and attribute it to some text by a Theo Graham-Brown or something. just for a laugh, and becasue there is no way whoever marks it is going to investigate every single text referenced.

for letting you beat me countless times on isketch.

I think i helped you once. RIGHT?

"In conclusion then, after weighing up the pros and cons of various different methods, both traditional and contemporary, I have come to the conclusion that one hit with the BFG 9000 is the most effective way to return a Cacodemon to the fiery pits of Hell."

Cos I did like give you links about stuff I'm sure I did. Didn't I?

anyone got any spare?

Acknowledge me for congratulating you on completion of dissertation.

And for noticing the first three letters of disseratation are dis.

im one word short of the 15,000 requirement. I am leaving it at that in order to stick it to the m an or see if they will fail me on a heinous technicallity :)

because I posted in this thread