because i'm sure some people have. like chocolate tasters. oh god the thought of chocolate makes me feel ill

but I was violently ill at Ladbrokes once.

No but I've fallen asleep in conversation at work.

But I was once still so drunk that I couldn't remember my log-in for about half an hour.

royter hatfood can probably understand why.

After I had some dodgy all-you-can-eat chinese food for lunch.

I still went back there a couple of months later and felt ill again.

Once I fell asleep on the toilet cubicle floor after a particularly heavy night on the Hooch.

I was only rumbled because my feet stuck out from under the door.

my boss practially threw me out

I was sick in the middle of boots photo lab too when I worked there.

but I just needed a poo.

I had a particulary heavy night out that finished about 9am. In between then and when I started work at 11am, I probably drank about 5 litres of water. I was working in the cigarette/lottery kiosk that had a little tiny cupboard at one end. I spent the first 3 hours nipping into the cupboard between customers to vomit pure water (very, very odd sensation). I eventually begged to be sent home, and walked the 1/2 mile back home, pausing to eject even more water alongside a very busy road.
When I got home my parents tutted and shook their heads, then asked where the car was. I tried to make up some story about not wanting to be sick in the car, but in truth, I'd had no idea I'd even driven to work. They were not too impressed when going to fetch the car, they asked its whereabouts in the car park, and I had no idea.....

I feel great. Monday night drinking ftw.

In my old office there was a meeting room behind my desk. It was a ‘soft’ meeting room i.e. was kitted out with sofas. It was for brainstorming and the like (I used to work in PR). If I was feeling particularly rough I’d book myself into the meeting room, close the blinds, lock the door, set my mobile alarm for an hour’s time and have a sneaky kip.

My audacity knows no bounds.

though these days I text in sick for any reason.

I once had to be woken up after I had fallen asleep with head in the toilet (I was promptly sent home)