Even though it was a few hours ago I'm still a bit amazed that I have become a tory crime statistic. I did tell the police even though they swore to "batter" me if I did lol.
hey buddy! chill pill - you know it could have been worse: you could have been listening to Phill Colin's 'robbed on the train'!!! where you on a train by any per chance???
'Two massive CHAVS!' hahaha - brilliant description! im sure you'll get a lead with that kind of detailed info!
Id have taken off my shirt and said: 'im right here what are you waiting for' Mike Valley style.
Ah shit that sucks. What sort of wankers do that? At least you've still got your music I guess. You should have made them listen to Brian The Vampire and they'd have run away very fast indeed.
lol - I think you've misinterpreted that one Brainlove.
That's a pill and you've got to take it
That's a pill that you've got to take
I won't rest until you take it
That's a heart that you made
That's a heart and the both of you made it
And I won't rest until I break it
It’s ‘histroic de la famile
It’s l’histroic de la FAM
And I won't rest until I forget about it
I won't rest until I don't care
I won't rest until I forget about it
La La La La La La La
That's a razor and you will make a threat
That's a razor make million billion threats
And I won't rest cuz I heard it all before
My behind is a beehive, there's a buzz in my backside
My behind is a beehive and I won't rest
while you break my will
Je t’aime the valley
Je t’aime the valley OH!!!
I am an orphan de la valley
And I won’t rest until I forget about it
I won’t rest until I don’t care
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
It really isn't about anal sex (I think that's what you were inferring, right?) :D I think it's about his family's history of depression (l'histoire de la famille), and his learning to accept the way he feels (depression = the valley).
OK, so that one might not be that gay. 'Fabulous Muscles' where he sings about a deformed penis and someone coming on his lips is pretty queer though.
I was also on the end of random chav violence at the weekend. Headbutted for no reason by some guy about 10 years older than me, what is the world coming to?
i had some like 10 year old "chavs" throw milshakes at me in mcDonalds ( i wasn't eating there, my friends were. evil corporation) so we threw boiling hot coffee at them. :D
best tactic for when youre about to get mugged:
pretend to be a mediaeval warrior of sorts. pull poses and say
I AM KAAAAAAINE OF GRONHEIM AND I SHALL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOOOOOD in the loudest and bassiest voice you can. they will assume that you are mental, and just leave you alone.
I see you live in Milton Keynes my heart goes out to you - that is one place that needs to get a phial of bird flu dropped somewhere - sorry it just annoys me when you hear these things - you'll come to the good from it though!
I see you live in Milton Keynes my heart goes out to you - that is one place that needs to get a phial of bird flu dropped somewhere - sorry it just annoys me when you hear these things - you'll come to the good from it though!
I got mugged by 2 chavs in hoodies a few months ago and now i am scared of chavs!
Funny thing was someone had already nicked my purse in the pub the week before and my phone was in my jeans pocket.
Anyway, they grabbed my bag and would you believe I still struggled with them, it ripped open and everything fell out on the pavement. All they got was a hairbrush, some make up and about £3.50 in change - that'll teach em - c***s!!!
A gang of chavs mugged me for my mobile phone a few weeks back. They said give me your phone, so I said, 'ok, be my guest' but not before being punched a few times, they took one look at it and gave me it back ha ha
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did you call the police?
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That sucks.
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'Two massive CHAVS!' hahaha - brilliant description! im sure you'll get a lead with that kind of detailed info!
Id have taken off my shirt and said: 'im right here what are you waiting for' Mike Valley style.
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you should phone up your mobile phone network, so that they can lock the sim card and they can't use it. hah!
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thats a good point actually, what would be the best and worst music to get mugged to?
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Worst song to get mugged to: Boom Boom Boom by John Lee Hooker. The blues, man. The blues.
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"Hurting my butthole like a sweetheart would
Oh, oh, it's little titmouse
Ah, ah, it's little chickadee
Oh, oh, it's little ruddy duck"
And it's the way he says it too, with so much seriousness and tragedy that it's hilarious. So the chavs would crack up laughing and you'd get away :)
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They all have bits like that in.
"I Luv The Valley OH" is like that too.
"My behind is a behind,
there's a BUZZ in my Backside OH!
Shoot in the valley,
Shoot in the valley AH!"
It's liek totally Jackson.
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*wears dunce hat*
If I was to buy a follow up album to fabulous mucles what would recommend?
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That's a pill and you've got to take it
That's a pill that you've got to take
I won't rest until you take it
That's a heart that you made
That's a heart and the both of you made it
And I won't rest until I break it
It’s ‘histroic de la famile
It’s l’histroic de la FAM
And I won't rest until I forget about it
I won't rest until I don't care
I won't rest until I forget about it
La La La La La La La
That's a razor and you will make a threat
That's a razor make million billion threats
And I won't rest cuz I heard it all before
My behind is a beehive, there's a buzz in my backside
My behind is a beehive and I won't rest
while you break my will
Je t’aime the valley
Je t’aime the valley OH!!!
I am an orphan de la valley
And I won’t rest until I forget about it
I won’t rest until I don’t care
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
It really isn't about anal sex (I think that's what you were inferring, right?) :D I think it's about his family's history of depression (l'histoire de la famille), and his learning to accept the way he feels (depression = the valley).
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I was also on the end of random chav violence at the weekend. Headbutted for no reason by some guy about 10 years older than me, what is the world coming to?
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Right place at right time.......
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sorry to hear about that Frankie. that sucks.
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Chav = Whigger
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my bad dude I just needed some money for a new hip for my grandma
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pretend to be a mediaeval warrior of sorts. pull poses and say
I AM KAAAAAAINE OF GRONHEIM AND I SHALL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOOOOOD in the loudest and bassiest voice you can. they will assume that you are mental, and just leave you alone.
true.
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Love from,
Colin x x x
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Funny thing was someone had already nicked my purse in the pub the week before and my phone was in my jeans pocket.
Anyway, they grabbed my bag and would you believe I still struggled with them, it ripped open and everything fell out on the pavement. All they got was a hairbrush, some make up and about £3.50 in change - that'll teach em - c***s!!!
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