Ed Balls
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Two pints of lager and a packet of crips
FOR FUCKS SAKE
What
it's funny!
it's.... it's really not.
it's really really really not.
2 pints is a joke
that doesn't mean it's funny.
Posting lots of threads with similar titles to other threads
Ask me if I'm an orange...
Are you an orange, Joe?
Are you an orange?
</stooge>
No.
HAHAHAHAHA
meths
seconded
^5!
Frozen fish counters in Supermarkets
It's true....
whenever he passes one he ASDA have a laugh!
I actually wrote 'sadpunk' originally
Then thought it would be mean. I am regretting my decision now.
Srsly though, I can't stop giggling at frozen fish. There's just something...funny about them.
Thanks! I think.
It's the LIDL things in life, eh?
FAW
An ALDI, but a goody.
When fat people fall over
and can't get back up
technical term:
"turned turtle"
surely most people
find this funny?
bad jokes.
bamos
Thanks! I think.
HAHAHA
Someone else laughing at something
Bus drivers
When someone says the word 'homeowner' in an advert
and stresses the first two syllables
same here.
also 'sea minerals'
lamination
...
http://tinyurl.com/2bpavz
me
DATE RACIST?!?!?!?
Using funny noises as a soundtrack
to a video of someone falling over, like they do on Soccer AM
Geese
Really cute
kittens. And cute animals in general. Squirrels are hilarious.
There are these two giants, right...
woo!
yeah!
^5
You've been framed
Everytime a toddler gets hit by a swing or falls off a bike, I can't stop laughing.
^5
Memory boxes
Very small children
when they are being serious.
^ yup
What is 'cock'?
Jeremy Clarkson
Aunt Bessies Faggots
Mr Brain's *
you're right
thank you
I know my faggots
The Princess Diana Memorial Conga Of Grief
Midgets doing their shoe laces up
and then falling over face first.
Actually that IS funny.
Silly sentances made from random words printed on magnetic strips.
Best night I've ever had, possibly.
I possibly laughed more that night
than I ever have before or since!
haha
we have German ones now too!
I can't make sense in German
How am I supposed to make nonsense with them?
Making funny words and phrases from alphabet spaghetti
Old people looking confused
Police Stop Don't Be A Twat 3
Sports Disasters
When Pets Bite Your Nuts Off 7
Cars Crashing Into Each Other 4
they get the Sky+ treatment every time
people getting asked for ID and having
their passports on them.
People getting asked for ID and having none so they are not allowed in.
People who scramble on trains desperate to get that last seat.
I've always got my passport on me
As a non-car driver. What's wrong with that?
how old are you?
25
why do you carry it around?
I get ID'ed everywhere
I definitely don't look my age.
By "everywhere" I meant "where I'm likely to get ID'ed" (which is everywhere worth going)
oh ok
fair enough. I shall stifle my giggles if I see you get asked for Id.
because he looks about 12
as do i , apparently :(
That is not funny!
Both of those things happen to me all the time!
when people lose their dignity and look ridiculous.
Hi!
people with the surname "Hiscock"
.
http://tinyurl.com/2ruh2j
The first name of the woman that runs the place is Pat, and the name of the cottage is the family name
I
even stayed there with a bunch of mates and a girl that had dumped me about two days before we went up there. I was a bit gutted, and when I couldn't be arsed to get out of bed for breakfast my friends were good enough to bring my back a box of Cheerios. That's something I didn't find funny at the time which, looking back on it, clearly is
kids falling off their bikes.
or skateboard
especially when trying to look cool.
i second that notion.
CUSTARD PIES!
CUSTARD PIES!
CUSTARD PIES!
CUSTARD PIES!
CUSTARD PIES!CUSTARD PIES!
CUSTARD PIES!
CUSTARD PIES!
CUSTARD PIES!
CUSTARD PIES!
splosh with me?
When someone is talking to a
room full of people for a seminar, and they are so nervous that they skirt over the subject that they are supposed to be explaining, and dont emphasise the important areas that they should be emphasising. I suffer from this by the way.
Ed Balls for me too
also, Alastair Darling, in a Blackadder way.
Crapstone
It's only a mile away from my folks place.
Peter Bonerz
the song
'That's Not Really Funny' by Eels.
*brain explodes from paradox*