They need to relocate, and fast!
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The best bit about that map
is the 'Ring Road' sign. In case you weren't aware people, a Ring Road goes round!!!!
ok
I'll get right on that!
Is the ring road attacking them?
yes
it's quite clear from the diagram.
Who do you think you are kidding Mr Ring Road
If you think we're on the run...
One ring road to rule them all
one ring road to find them...
Luke, I am your ring!
You take the ring road
and I'll take the low, and I'll get there afore ye.
Wordds subject to being wrong. Ring. Wring. You wrang?
I'd like to teach the world to ring!
not much detail there eh
thanks for this though, i now know how to get to games workhop from both of my grandparents houses! hurrah!
Does it involve a ring road?
only for sight seeing
and to repel enemy invaders. there is a munitions factory on the ring road just outside stapleford.
Shit
I had a dream I was in Games Workshop last night. With- and this is completely serious- Tracy Is Hot & The Clap, who were practicing there. I have no idea what it means.
it means
with increasing rental prices in city centres AND the huge rise in online fantasy gaming, I don't understand why they haven't gone under.
Time to find a new music website?
they practice?!!
FUCK SAKE
I've got so much work to do, I'm going to miss this thread :(
Everyone talk about Royter-Hatfood!!
ok, ok, stop now!
Phew!
I thought I'd be going all day there.
good morning.
my name is dan. i like to pun
ch letterboxes.
Letterboxing?
thewarn will love this one. watch. it's especially for him.
ok,
i've had it with this thread already
DOUBLE PP!
this thread
is a perfect example as to why the automatic vote thing is A Bad Idea.
YOUR POST
is a perfect etc etc.
bit touchy today?
i'm trying
but other people seem not to like it.
:D
yes you're very trying
GUFFAW!
good morning
Nottingham City Council, Adam speaking, how may I help?
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE ATTACK OF THE RING ROAD
i like the way the ring road,
is right in the middle of the city?
Australian?
Beijing
has six ring roads, numbered 2-7.
:D
we have an inner
and an outer ring
woot
there seems to be a giant eagle hovering above the city.
It's a bit like The Iron Man.
It's an Iron Eagle
like the film with Louis Gossard Jr.
He's my second favourite Jr. from the 80s, the first being Ray Parker Jr.
my favouriote is Arnie.
Arnie Jr?
oh, I just got it!
I like how the map isn't square at all.
and most of nottingham is squashed into the top half.
Shut up, you Old Basford.
haha
"old basford" was my physics teachers nickname! (because she was old, and her surname was basford).
Kick him in the Nuthall!!
You Sherwood say something like that!
That'll be the day(brook)
This is gedling ridiculous now.
Like that time you LENT ON the wet paint!
3/10
I can't believe this started with a map(perley park).
1/10
I'll have To Grantham you that one.
the is NOT(tingham) the time for jokes!
0/10
12345678910
YOU LOST.
*YOU'RE LOST
i need to quit this thread
That was RAD(ford)
4/10
^ 1/10
*0.10
I'm still a novice punee
learning my trade.
back of the NET*
*Nottingham Express Transport
TRAMTASTIC!
you want Nottingham based puns...
....I Gotham.
Its pronounced Got-Ham. Not in the Batman way. Thanks.
jokes: better when explained
definately
can I retract that reply
and instead say that I'm trying my Best(wood)?
i've never been to the midlands so it'll be lost on me
You can!
It's Strelley funny!
Very Bunny.
HI SON! GREEN and grey are the colour of the trams!
You know Bulwell that that isn't grey
"report this thread/user/website"
very well Dun(kirk)
barrel scraping.
dammit
i was gonna try and earn my pun stripes with 'I'm Hyson Green with envy at your puntastic abilities', throwing plenty of flattery in the mix as well.
ruined.
I've provided Huck-Nall to this thread
W(h)at Nall?
shall we Colwick a day now?
Access Denied
what kind of messed up Games Workshop image is that?!
:
with increasing rental prices in city centres AND the huge rise in online fantasy gaming, AND denying everyone access, I don't understand why they haven't gone under.
^^^ onl;y a matter of time
I posted it earlier
but no one seemed to care!
I didn't add the 'denying everyone access' bit
rookie mistake
You need to talk about ring roads some more
The kids love that shit.
kiss my ring (road)
THAT EAGLE IS ALMOST TWO MILES ACROSS
(45 minutes of pure work...to think of that)
it might be
the FLying Horse Arcade's horse thats gone missing
Is it 1.7 miles wides?
Nah, it's two whole miles wides
Check the map(perley)!
THIS MAP SHOULD BE ON A HEX GRID
They totally failed there.
^ best post yet
I love these threads
We toss around trying to be funny, Theo steams in and slays the whole place with some hardcore map fact.
i'm pretty hexed
Hardcore Map Fact
I, Gotham
Does It Involve A Ring Road, Yeah?
Tonight, Flap & Dangle, Hison's Green. £4.50 entry, £10 for Council Workers.
this is the worst kind of discrimination -
discrimination against ME!
superb.
who put a beeston in your bonnet?
is this thread funny...
..if you don't live in nottingham?
The place names round here are all very amusing, "bunny" and "gotham" being my personal favourites. I have images of the batcave being hidden in a small village in nottinghamshire.
the thread isnt even funny if you DO live in nottingham
how would you know?
i lived there in 1985!
*not really
as if i would ever go outside the M 2 5
Have you borrowed Lyle's spaces?
he snooozed he's loose...d
indeed !
IT'S PRONOUNCED GOT-HAM
FOR THE L