Bruce Willis is dead!
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- * The Spinto Band @ Cambridge The Soul Tree, 8/09
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what does this spoil exactly?
it's the cripple!!
it was the caretaker!
THANKS A LOT!
Scooby DON'T
They're the same person!!
it's in the desert
it was all a dream...
last minute winner!
everyone dies!
NUCLEAR WARFARE LEAVES THE WORLD DEVASTATED AND LIFELESS
she doesn't marry the rich snob
they played the single in the encore!
head in a box!
The Titanic sinks!
Goose dies!
bird flu?
:O
You've upset me.
She's a man!
They blew it up! The fools!
Damn them, damn them all to hell.
Everything works out for the best!
one of them might be the thing!
It sinks
The guy in the wheelchair is the villain!
e's actually her son!
she gets em out in the end
The guy who owns the video store is the head vampire!
Rachel gets off the plane
The dragonboy is actually the spirit of a river she nearly drowned in!
The book can also be
a hat!
he comes back to life after three days!
The Dinosaurs go MENTAL!
They learn to accept each other's differences and forge a valuable partnership!
the fairy turns him into a real boy!
they do a good gig
Nina is the mole!
They get on the back of the bus.
Soylent Green is people!
Gael is the mole!
Gael isn't the mole!
IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG
the Priory of Sion is people!
the girl in the red coat is a murderous dwarf is people!
The Fonze goes "Aay" and the credits roll is people!
Hilarity ensues!!
*********** END OF THREAD *********
EVERYONE DIES
-9 points!
DAMN
but how was i to know!
the uptight cop learns to lossen up a bit is people
he realised
that being a film star/ celeb isnt a fulfilling vocation.
He fucked his daughter!
everyone cums!
it sort of peters out with little of note occuring
It was planet earth all along
!
I DID THAT ONE!
They all get laid after the prom
Cheese on toast
?
SPACEY IS KEYSER SOZE
it turns out
the patriots have been dead for fifty years!!
VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER
!
LUKE IS VADER'S FATHER!??!?!!
:O!
They all did it!
They're the same person!
SPIKE DIES
He's been digging a tunnel all this time!
She was pregnant!
He's his own brother
Dumbeldore is dead/gay!
It was Max von Sydow!
Its always Max von Sydow!
He's found Not Guilty
She's found Not Guilty
The narrator done it.
SHE'S A HE!
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