I thought that was all students ate anyway?
Or an omlette, like in those adverts.

Buy some more cooking equipment.

In the mean time, boil some pasta.
Cut up a courgette, and get a lemon.
Fry the courgette in butter until it's soft and a bit brown, squeeze in some lemon.
Mix it with the pasta. Put a bit of oil on. Grate cheese.
DONE

ps- I would put capers in too, but the fact that you have defined yourself by being a student makes me think you may not have capers.

.....sorted

go and get some really nice bread then put so much stuff on the sandwich you could convince yourself its a meal. Or just eat two of them.

Fry up

a) adding a cheesy triangle
b) adding some soy sauce
c) adding some curry powder

Cooked in butter, with gerkins and ketchup- perfect.

Or fish finger sandwiches, or fish fingers + beans on toast (if you have a toaster). Or bacon and egg sandwiches, or fried croque monsieur.

"Cannibal!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arroz_a_la_valenciana

tasty

Go veggie......the meat that you can afford will be s***.

Go to an established asian shop and purchase a large bag of pulses. These will nees to be soaked quite a while and then boiled, but it is a really cheap source of protein

shit lasts for at least 3 meals.

simple shit.

I know I'm ignoring your needs, but I went on the Cooking Healthily on a University Budget class at my school. And they recommended Lasagne. Did you know that you can make one serving for seventy-two pence! I bet you wouldn't even stop to pick up seventy-two pence! and if you substitute the something or other for creme fraiche it's even healthier!

potatoes
carrots
leek
onions
garlic
tomatoes
pasta
rice
kidney beans
vegetable stock powder

Any suggestions?

rice i cooked three days ago with worcestershire sauce.

Don't try it.

beans
beans + cheese
tuna + mayo
chilli con carne
just generally covered in cheese

the only problem being that the sainsburys near me never seems to sell big baked potatoes like what you get in restaurants, so sometimes have to double up.

Lots and lots of soup.