Ok so Ive heard the 'whats the difference between Hamilton and England? Hamilton still has McClaren' Joke but are there any more about? Oh and just signed up to this site so this is my first post, ello everybody!
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what do you call a shit manager?
Depends how corporate PC you are being
How about Regional Director of Bowel Operations?
Officer in charge of overseeing the control of human bodily waste?
^5?
^5!
ha
you're already older than me, unlucky.
*insert "he already is a joke" joke*
did you hear about the one where Steve McClaren picks Wayne Bridge
that'll do.
:D
what do you call steve mclaren in a car?
a c**t
what do you call steve maclaren on a train?
a c**t
I read your username as 'gash head nine'
I am now picturing you with a vulva for a face.
There's probably a Steve McClaren joke in there but I don't care about football.
Ha Ha
Yea, easy mistake to make but i can assure u i dont have a vulva for a face! A Gashead is a supporter of the mighty Bristol Rovers FC!
Which is worse than a vulva face!
powpowpow
HaHa
Where's the mistake?
1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0!!
thats not very nice
is it theo
i saw yours as
'mr hurt everybodies feelings'
*everybody's
:D
sorry
"mr correct everyone's punctuation and spelling and generally make them feel worse about themselves"
im cut depp
yoo sun ov a bich
how many steve mcclarens does it take to change a lightbulb?
oh go on
I dunno, how many sTeve McLarens does it take to change a lightbulb?
steve who?
2/10
bonus marks for surrealism, otherwise...meh
it wasnt supposed to be funny
i didnt even have a punchline.
i was waiting for "witty" responses
quit making excuses
or I'll dock points
Actually, Hamilton still has McLaren
uh, yea
thats what i said
No, you didn't
It's Laren. Capital L. One 'c'.
go back to supporting Blackburn
...I was pointing out a mistake
You can't just stick letters in front of names.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackburn_rovers/7108934.stm
awesome!
You appear to have become me!
but your still you
so he cant become you, unless you become someone else. but what will they become?
......................
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Whats 9 inches long
and hangs down in front of a c**t?
Steve McClaren's tie.
Plymouth Argyle need a manager...
Oh fuck...
i don't know what all the fuss is about
there's still a team representing our fellow countrymen in euro 08... POLAND!
.
Steve McClaren is going to the England Christmas party dressed as a pumpkin, he's hoping someone can turn him into a fucking coach.
.
Umbro have announced that the England football team will replace the 3 lions from their shirts with three tampons.
This is to represent the worst period they ever had.
On page 2 in The Guardian today...
A tube driver after a train is delayed at Wembley Park:
"There seems to be somebody on the tracks in front of us. Let's hope it's Steve McClaren"
Whats 9 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole?
Steve McLaren's tie
my fave:
why would a viagra tablet make a better england manager than steve mclaren?
at least with the tablet then we'd have a chance of getting a semi
only one i've heard is
what's 9 inches long and dangles in front of a cunt?
steve mclarens tie.
it's an awful joke but accurate.
Not exactly McClaren but...
Brian Barwick sees a woman holding three bags of shopping.
He aks "Can you manage?"
"No I don't want the job."