but do.
Margaret Beckett, God help me!
I had...you know...one of those dreams about her. She was a passionate kisser.
There, I've said it. I feel unclean.
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...* denotes how many wanks they've had over her
Jennifer Saunders - but only now
And the woman from Location Location Location.
Hasn't this thread been done about a brazzilian time?
maybe but
I needed to feel cleansed, absolved whatever.I wasnt concerned with the petty trivialities of unoriginal threadom. This is SERIOUS.
Hmm
Jennifer Saunders and the lovely Kirsty are both most eminently fanciable.
Margaret Beckett??
...
whats the matte with jennifer saunders?
Nothing,
I think in his case it's because she's old enough to be his mother.
jennifer saunders
is lovely. she was even lovlier 20 years ago tho
Kirsty is my godess
My boss went on that show and I had to resist the temptation to ask how she smelt BIG TIME.
Her sister= hotter
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/sophie071006_228x249.jpg
fuck yeah
i'd hit that
...
things you shouldn't ever speak of, even posting on an internet forum:
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2640282
...
gotcha.
I'll go sob in a quiet corner.
*wank
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charity dingle off of emmerdale
just an ugly gap-toothed bird from Bolton, but WOW.
nigella lawson, too - pushing 55, size 18ish, filthy as fuck.
tell me
she's not nearly 55 - please?
i would charity too. but then i also would Courtney Love
she's 47
and probably a size 14. the boobs are deceptive
*delicious
Sorry, only just read this.
Everyone
fancies Nigella, though.
...
also ctrl+f "your mum". so no-one's done that joke yet.
I'll control+f YOUR mum
*suppressed guffaw*
a old school friend of mine
hit on my mum last year. So wrong.
OMG YOU'RE SICK!
I got
http://www.state.gov/cms_images/2007_05_08_beckett_600.jpg
confused with
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/information/bios/marge.gif
How...
did you get Margaret Beckett and Marge Simpson mixed up?
I suppose it's because of Ian Blair : http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/wiggum.jpg
Margery I incorrectly thought Becket was Marge's maiden name.
My brother is totally into
Meg Ryan.
But not the early days, like. He likes her death-mask phase.
I feel
better now.
A CONTENDER EMERGES!
Lucy Davis from The Office.
PHITT.
Urrm, the title is women you shouldn't fancy.
Why shouldn't you fancy:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/characters/images/main_dawn.jpg
? Reasons?
Cos she's
Jasper Carrott's daughter?
That's a bit like saying
you shouldn't fancy Peaches Geldof because she's Bob's daughter and not because she is a waste of oxygen.
or a talentless bint sponging of someone elses fame
Lucy Davis has got skinnier and hotter, see her in Californication, i DEFINATELY would
...
Susan Sarandon
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Susan_Sarandon_by_David_Shankbone.jpg
susan saradon is hot
I raise you
Goldie Hawn. (I was actually going to say her anyway. The Banger Sisters ftw.)
It's really annoying, because I'm always thinking of loads, but as soon as one of these threads comes round, I forget them all (apart from Goldie Hawn). SIGH.
Ahem
That woman from Dead Ringers when she does her Fiona Bruce impression.
BUT NOT that woman from Dead Ringers otherwise NOR Fiona Bruce.
SUE BARKER
i'm not posting in these threads anymore
^^^^^
Martine Mcluncheon
Charlotte Church
I'm right...
they're attractive tho
the wronguns list is too long for here
please enlighten me!
ugh! again!
dawn french
fergie
vanessa feltz
need i go on?
...
actually add letitia dean to that list
so any fat minger with a cunt?
hi!
fergie isnt fat is she?
i havent seen her for about 5 years
Not fat really
http://photos.contactmusic.com/m/la_dolce_vita_3_021107/sarah_ferguson_5047744.jpg
*gets semi*
she wee'd herself on stage
:|
*is now fully extended*
That was Fergie from Black eyed peas fame.
Both though are people you shouldn't fancy.
whaaaatt?
she did that too?
hmm
http://www.letitiadean.co.uk/_images/94-10-01%20TV%20Quick.jpg
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/education/article2045319.ece
Everyone's been through a stage of fancying Fergie
at some point of their life, I'm pretty sure.
Sally from Corrie
^ defo
Meths, I am really worried about you and the vanessa feltz thing.
It's really more wrong than you will ever realise. I think you need help.
^ defo
we must stage an intervention of sorts to help him.
...
I only hope we dont have to
resort to castration
errr... ouch.
oh dear.
creaky.
oh dear.
You might as well have said
"Does anyone else here think little kids are really FIT?"
aishapra
:(
why?
Ill try to explain later
;)
Ooh ooh ooh!
The priest from Shenmue II. So hot.
Su Pollard
O and also this young lady
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7090143/
tessa jowell
she's my mp too, total winner.
marisa's sister from the OC
she's like 16, its kinda wrong but she's smoking
and when i'm 30 she'll be 22 and thats ok
this is fine for me!
i'm 17.