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stupiest phobias

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by meths

i remember TWO people in my class at university were scared of buttons. they used to say a jar of buttons was the worst thing in the world (i can actaully agree there is something not right about a jar of buttons, but i'm not scared of them).

who here is scared of balloons (idiots)?

meths | 28 Nov '07, 13:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

also dan

learn how to fucking spell


zeno

homo


My ex had an extreme phobia

of mushrooms. Someone once put a mushroom in his hand and he fainted!

I cannot stand dead animals. They make me paranoid, dizzy and sick. Eurgh.


Bamo


zeno?

Fear of Buddhism??


zammo

fear of grange hill


my exflatmate is scared of bananas...

it's hilarious fun to throw the skins at her.


...

My mates girlfreind is afraid of bananas while another mate is scared of chewing gum


another banana one

my mate's ex-housemate was scared of them.

And my ex-boss is scared of feathers.


Spiders

ok abroad where there are poisonous ones fair enough. But in the uk!?


Bald Women

They remind me of Nosferatu


This made me actuaLOL.

:)

Although, I like bald women. I may be somewhat biased however...


Expanded Polystyrene

Makes my skin crawl. Seriously.


i know the feeling

its just vile


polystyrene in general, actually...

that stuff sux.


oh

and i have a friend who scared of velvet


i'm not scared of velvet

although i can't touch it.

i guess that's half a phobia.


dust bunnies

and little lumps of greasy dust and unexplained gritty bits. I am actually quite a dirty person though, and don't really hoover, so it's my own fault.


A girl I know/love

is terrified and repulsed by small holes, grouped close together...Say if someone had pushed a pencil loads into a rubber or something.

That's the oddest.


I hate that

the inside of a crumpet is horrific


Like moth eaten clothes?

That is a kinda weird one...


My cousin (age 5)

Was afraid of lipstick AND badgers. Seriously.


Together?

Because I'd be fucking terrified of a dolled up badger too


Together or apart

But all options were equally funny.


Ghosts

But I suppose that's quite normal But someone was kind enough to give it a name. Phantasmaphobia...that's what I have.


buttons

I have heard of this too. I really don't understand it at all maybe it is just an extension of some sort of clothing phobia.

I know someone who is phobic of "gunge" as in Noel Edmonds and Dave Benson Phillips programmes.


Molluscs

*cries*


Windfarms!!

A fellow DiSer is really scared of windfarms!


:(

its true, yuck.


lack of :Ds


nintendo?


Islamophobia.


Crisps

my nephew can tell if you've eaten them recently by smell alone - and if you touch him within a couple of hours of eating them without having washed your hands he can also tell.

He then tells you you're being mean, cries and makes you wash your hands :(

He finds lunch time at school very hard :(


I'm not afraid of balloons

but I'm not exactly thrilled when people wave them about near my face (blown up of course)...possibly because at the tender age of six, I went through the traumatic experience of having a balloon bursting in my face when I was drawing on it...yeah that made me cry quite a lot at the time.


Papophobia

Is apparently a fear of the Pope.
Irrational, non?


he is quite menacing...

ive got an irrational fear of midgets...i know its wrong but i cant help it. :|

i saw someone online somewhere once that was deathly afraid of pickles?


Eggs

Or more specifically, eggshells.

Horrible. Just HORRIBLE.


Eggs

Or more specifically, eggshells.

Horrible. Just HORRIBLE.


I'm not really afraid of anything..

My sister used to hate buttons as a child, she's grown out of it now, but still doesn't particularly like them.

I hate when people are afraid of stupid things, it makes me angry. I can understand phobias a tiny bit more, because the person generally realises that it isn't a justifiable fear, however still can't help it. But people who are scared of spiders and suchlike irritate the hell out of me.


i am terrified

of wind turbines :( they make me cry and feel sick. even a picture of one. *shudders*


if a door is shut and i don't know why it is

(as in, it's normally not) i become convinced there is a zombie behind it.
it's a really annoying phobia.


All phobias are stupid

Sort your fucking lives out.


:-D

anyone else cured? :o


mine..

not so much a phobia, but i have a healthy fear of polystyrene (one i'm glad is shared, i thought that was just me) or more specifically when it squeaks and twists, ugh


also

my friend has a morbid fear of Richard III. really.


i have a phobia of telephones

it's really horrible.


probably

by going near a telephone.


google


^ fear of 'phones!

i'm terrified of 'phones, which is awful working in an office. i find myself making lame excuses to try and avoid answering all the time. it's driving me insane


I have an irrational fear

of wasps. Fuck knows why, because I know their stings aren't actually that painful, but if one comes near me I can't help but flap my arms and do a weird dance that makes me look like vaguely like Michael Flatley on acid.

The worst thing is it makes it quite difficult for me to enjoy a pint outside in summer.


It's not irrational at all......

It's their fault I'm jobless too msot likely, to make things even worse.


what, the wasps? :P

they all congregate around me in summer, no matter what I'm doing. They appear to be carrying out some sort of vendetta


ah. I don't mean to pry, but how come?

I'm not bothered by bumble bees, but wasps are just pure evil.


Because the place I worked had an infestation

And I was trapped behind the till with dozens swarming around my head, and after a few days I couldn't take it and walked out and then they had to close the shop and now I can't get a reference.


well that's harsh

just the kind of callous behaviour I would expect from wasps.


Really? In detail?

Could you write a convincing letter to Sainsbury's asking for it to be taken off my reference?


Me too with the wasps.

The sting really hurts quite simply. My brother got stung in the mouth by a wasp at a BBQ last year. Good for nothing them things.


peas

being chewed. Physically recoiling now at the thought of it. Flatmate just came in with a tin of mushy peas resulting in me freaking out. However, I can get revenge, she's scared of mashed potato.


Bet she likes

Bodger and Badger!


haha

maybe that's where the fear stemmed from.


my three are:

mirrors in the dark
freight or steam trains
large objects underwater*

*feel free to insert knob gag


I’m with you on the mirrors in the dark.

In absolute pitch black though. Your reflection is there but you are blind to see it. Really REALLY scary.


gravity


Natural heights

I can understand fears of man-made heights, because things can quite easily go wrong with them, and even if they 'seem' safe enough they haven't been around long enough for anyone to know, whereas hills and trees and cliffs have been around for lots and lots of times. Like when we were on this school trip, and it was a perfect-weather day, and we were sitting over the side of something that could barely even be called a cliff and our teacher went crazy about it. I like climbing cliffs. And I don't understand how somebody can be scared of looking at heights, because it doesn't even make any sense. What's there to be scared about a view. This is assuming we're still talking natural, again. I'm so totally rambling now aren't I? I've typed way too long to abandon reply though, sorry.


and also

mixing food together, preferring to eat everything completely separate. Fortunately this problem has now gone, almost..


.

cliff richard


daddy?

what are you doing in public??


everytime without failure...

exposing myself my dear girl,
exposing myself...


bridges over water

so, so much. i thought i posted in this first time around? why is it back? ANGER


im terrified of

insects and bugs crawling on me at night.
I'm not scared of them at all usually though.


i once knew a girl from new zealand

who once told a story of how there was a nest of huntsman spiders under her house and how one climbed over her in the middle of the night. absolutely horrifying


fish :(


I'm only scared of things which have a reasonable

chance of harming me. Y'know, heights, snakes, etc.


Flies

and other flying insects. I hate 'em!


I hate

ketchup!


i have an irrational fear

of caterpillars. it's a real phobia and I don't necessarily understand it, but damn do I freeze up and start crying when i get one on me. It's a serious problem. Not afraid of anything else either...


i have

a phobia of feet i hate them! and hard mints. ive always had a phobia of them, they make me sneeze :(


I have a phobia

of words with mssing letters. It's a wonder I actually managed to open this thread.


Scabies

so much so i wash my towels and bedding at 1000 degrees, you know, to be sure like.


i used to have a phobia of wrists

when i was a teenager. just looking at the inside wrist with all the veins visible used to make my blood go cold and make me feel sick. but this was because my family's lodger decided to slit his wrists and i saw all the blood spurting everywhere. i still don't LIKE wrists but it's ok, i can look at them.