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A quick hypothetical question, that is entirely hypothetical

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? by jeanpierre_papin

Ok, if you were kissing someone, and they fake being sick in your mouth would you find it to be a) wet yourself funny? Or b) surprisingly not funny? or c) there actually is no c, just a and b only, because things are either funny or they aren’t funny, so pick one of those please.
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jeanpierre_papin | 29 Nov '07, 15:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

depends on the context

If it was someone I'd just met, then I'd totally dig that. However in a relationship it's different and I'd expect them to tread more carefully.

jasminepearson | 29 Nov '07, 16:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

wow

I think I typed that without both thinking or looking.

jasminepearson | 29 Nov '07, 16:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

a.

I'd laugh hysterically LOLing them into a false sense of security then real puke in their mouth.

jasminepearson | 29 Nov '07, 16:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

hott!!

jeanpierre_papin | 29 Nov '07, 16:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

this really is entirely hypothetical

as it supposes i'll be kissing someone.

guntrip | 29 Nov '07, 16:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Is this your difficult third album?

I know, I'll hire a string section to improve it...

bamos | 29 Nov '07, 16:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i take all my inspiration

from kelly jones.

guntrip | 29 Nov '07, 16:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

girls dont like violins in "there" gunners!

its no wonder none will kiss you!

meths | 29 Nov '07, 16:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

d)

MirriLondon | 29 Nov '07, 16:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i agree

v-synth_tandevir | 29 Nov '07, 22:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

to the d)

but actually she probably is quite clever, so what the heck, i'll agree to both! ya!

v-synth_tandevir | 29 Nov '07, 22:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i dunno

i'm at work, she's making vom voms in my room/toilet :(

jeanpierre_papin | 29 Nov '07, 16:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

if my girlfriend did it,

i would find it hilarious and probably do something equally "wacky" back.

if i was someone random, i would find it very rank.

if sophia did it i would find it very normal.

meths | 29 Nov '07, 16:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'd say a)

but then in all reality this is probably one of those things that I'd hideously overreact too for no apparent reason. You know, like people do sometimes? Yeah. I'd do that to this. I can see it now. It's just a joke! Well I DON'T FIND IT FUNNY *storm off in a huff*.

bamos | 29 Nov '07, 16:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Depends

What would fake being sick involve? Would it just be noises, or would there be fluids/solids?

Zapsta | 29 Nov '07, 16:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i would imagine it might involve

making wretching noises, and slobbering on the side of ones face, but i mean that's just what i reckon, other people may think about doing it differently

jeanpierre_papin | 29 Nov '07, 16:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Yeah

See I'd fill a small bag, or maybe a balloon, with coleslaw, mixed with some yellow food colouring, then tape it to the roof of my mouth, allowing me to burst it with a pin, strategically positioned at the back of my tongue so as to escape the notice of the person I was kissing, at any moment of my choosing. I'd probably find that a bit gross.

Zapsta | 29 Nov '07, 16:15 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i dunno

it depends, it might get positive feedback from the effort involved, but at the same time, you need to be sure that the peron isn't allergic to yellow food colouring, as it might backfire when they die choking on their own vomit, or worse still for you, they kill you with their own vom voms

jeanpierre_papin | 29 Nov '07, 16:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i'd think it was HILARIOUS

and tell my freiends how lucky i am to have a girlfriend who is not only astonishingly beatuiful (with fantastic breasts), willing to have sex with me whenever i like, even if she's asleep but also remarkably funny with a refined wit.

sophiacherryx | 29 Nov '07, 21:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

It depends if they meant it to be funny.

If so, I wouldnt bother calling them them again.

codswallop | 29 Nov '07, 22:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply