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What is the hardest/ funniest songs to masturbate to?

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? by tippimit

I'm going to go with

Hardest - Street Spirit - Radiohead

Funniest - Power of Love - Huey Lewis and the News

tippimit | 30 Nov '07, 13:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

music MUST be off

meths | 30 Nov '07, 13:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

are the hardest

ahem

tippimit | 30 Nov '07, 13:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

If you can successfully masturbate

to 'Very Friendly' by Throbbing Gristle then you are definitely going to hell.

The Langley Schools Music Project would be a hard one (insert appropriate pun here).

theetersecrimp | 30 Nov '07, 13:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

that Spinal Meningitis song by Ween

even i couldn't keep it up during that

might be worth a try

onearmedjizzer | 30 Nov '07, 13:15 | Send note | Report this | Reply

rule number two in the dummys guide to masturbating

(rule one being keys in the back of the door) is as little sound as possible, it's just too risky.

twee_loser | 30 Nov '07, 13:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

So music would be a good idea then?

Would mask the sound of the deed itself

DanielKelly | 30 Nov '07, 13:17 | Send note | Report this | Reply

wlch...

wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch .... wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch ....wlch wlch ..wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch wlch .....wlch wlch ..wlch wlch wlch wlch wlchwlchwlchwlchwlchwlchwlchwlchwlchwlchwlchwlchWLCHWLCHWLCHSPVRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCH!!!!!! [applause]

ehwhat | 30 Nov '07, 13:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

that got cut off

and doesn't make much sense now.

ehwhat | 30 Nov '07, 13:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

puppet on a string?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngMQOqZ3B64

lame. my fucking speakers won't work.

sarkyfox | 30 Nov '07, 13:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Cutting Pink With Knives

Coasts

Ouch

NudeRonin | 30 Nov '07, 13:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

CPWK is perfect wanking music

I can imagine being finished by the time the opening track on 'Oh Wow!' has finished.

Fantomas would be really offputting. Perhaps we should all try different music out tonight, see what happens?

theetersecrimp | 30 Nov '07, 13:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Why wait

Shitmat it is.

tippimit | 30 Nov '07, 13:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I almost ripped my cock off to a medley of

Long Haired Lover From Liverpool and Mull of Kintyre last night.

kikujiro | 30 Nov '07, 13:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

hmmm

Hardest - St Winifred's School Choir - Grandma (We Love You)
Funniest - Mikis Theodorakis - Theme From Zorba The Greek

kikujiro | 30 Nov '07, 13:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply