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Timmy Mallet

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by supersonic

"Timmy Mallet's a legend, an absolute legend"

supersonic | 01 Dec '07, 16:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Hull University Student Union

circa October 2000.

I seem to recall that he was a generally affable fellow, but, something of a pervert.


He came back

this year and he is still a bit of a pervert


I saw him at uni too

It was one of my drunkest ever nights. Everyone queued up in order to go up on stage and get hit with the mallet. When I went up,I insisted that I should to hit him with the mallet. The security man disagreed.


I stayed in his dad's old room in a North Wales residential library

when I went for an unsuccessful job interview. The room was lovely. The staff were lovely. The head interviewer was not.


why is it that whenever anyone

proclaims someone to be a legend, they have to follow it up with "absolute legend"?


he lives in my village

he is a nobend. however my mates dad did break his nose by 'accident' during a football match


cookham?

i live there. FACT.

we immerse ourselves in celebrities there.


wow

another cookham resident, cool. i'm gonna be walking round the place trying to work out who you are now!

celebrities everywhere indeed. i saw clive woodward in the chef peking the other week!


it's all about

lorraine kelly and christopher barrie.

i'm going to find you. somehow.


dont forget

ulrika johnson.

look out for a moody looking bloke wearing a big blue coat and fingerless glove, usually found walking between countrystores and the swan uppers. thats me


Breach od confidentiality

I used to work at a stockbroking firm. We were bored and started typing in random names to see if they had demutualisation share issued to them.

He did and we laughed at him calling his house Mallet Mansions.


I was referring

to a relatively recent review, where that line was included as a reference to the idiots who say that sort of thing.

Bugger me! I thought there'd be someone that remembered it.


It was the Scouting For Girls review!

Here it is:
http://tinyurl.com/32dscr

One out of ten hahaha yippee