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GIVE ME 10 REASONS WHY YOUR ARSE IS THE HOTTEST PROPERTY IN TOWN

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If you cant manage 10, 1 will do.

codswallop | 03 Dec '07, 16:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Sold

codswallop | 3 Dec '07, 16:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

oh baby.

Dicko | 3 Dec '07, 16:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I don't have an arse

Apparently.

(Source: Every girl at school)

twentynine | 3 Dec '07, 16:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Well you go back and tell them

"You are just wrong!"

codswallop | 3 Dec '07, 16:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

same problem I have.

Though it does have the advantage of being able to remove my jeans without undoing them.

TheSoundofBastards | 3 Dec '07, 16:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I can undo my flies without

using my hands.

This usually happens when I am reading the Sun, on the bus into work this morning.

codswallop | 3 Dec '07, 16:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

according to that same source

i have a nice arse.

so hmm.

Dicko | 3 Dec '07, 16:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

because I'm not easy

and I will have a lovely roaring fire later to toast it on

aishapra | 3 Dec '07, 16:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

like sunday mornings?

I never understood that phrase, my sunday mornings usually not easy and consist of finding out where i am, how i get home and attempting to shake off a hangover.
Once again, lies conveyed through the medium of song.

TheSoundofBastards | 3 Dec '07, 16:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I used to love that old Natwest

advert, when the loke with a suede jacket would go and get some money out of the cashpoint tune, and Easy like Sunday morning would be playing. It was giving the subliminal message that the ideal life was to be able to own a Suede jacket and get some money out of a cashpoint machine on a sunday morning.

codswallop | 3 Dec '07, 16:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

1. Chilli

2. Dhansak
3. Roga nJosh
4. Jalapeno Peppers
5. Peri Peri Sauce
6. Madras
7. Cayenne Pepper
8. Tabasco Sauce
9. Kebabs with hot sauce
10. Mustard

keveddy | 3 Dec '07, 16:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

It always was,

dear.

pinball | 3 Dec '07, 16:57 | Send note | Report this | Reply