Click on your username and see what your DiS user number is, then alter it in order to bring up the profile of the person who joined immediately before and immediately after you.
Who have you got?
Before: Sugarhill (He's from Hull and his name is Alex. My name is Alex and I used to live in Hull...wow!)
After: foppsuck (Disgruntled former Fopp employee)
Before:
Kid_A, one of my best chums, we signed up together, Real name Paul, living in Oxford, many of you know him.
After: A man named David from Swindon who likes Latitude Blue, or so his one post back in '04 says so.
mine have never posted
-_sindy_- and sweet_rocker. One likes Lostprophets, one likes Kaiser Chiefs.
...
Before: Liambayit
Whose one and only post was a jag.
After: jesse
Who capitalised OASIS in their favourite music list.
Ugh.
Wow, 3 after me is Bjork
~
username = Winner: Dave, Nottingham
username = anthonyqkiernan
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jane_jc - fan of biffy, brigade, foo fighters and all that lark
not_your_stAr - another brigade fan, but this one also digs something corperate
I'm User 4906
User 4905 = kurdt - deluded Kurt Cobain fangirl!
http://www.drownedinsound.com/user/view/4905
User 4907 = The_Kidz - 200 posts on these forums, none since July 2007. Seems from his or her last post to have known Barney at the West End Centre in Aldershot... Our paths may well have crossed!!!
http://www.drownedinsound.com/user/view/4907
...
"YEAH courtney love fucking sucks and she killed kurt and well for frances i feel really sad for her havin a mother fucking whore like courtney love as a mother"
YEAH! errmm kind of.
that profile can't be serious
AGE: 47
:D :D :D
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Before:
Ch-Ch-Changes. Matthew aged 19.
After:
osso, aka Scott Miller, aged 29 and not an Oasis fan.
Unknowns...
Before: RoisinHan - 7 posts
After: martinadams - 7 posts
Rubbish DiSers!!!
Some bird from the Culture Show
signed up 10 members before me: http://www.drownedinsound.com/user/view/38941
the one after me =
GirlNextDoor
Email: sweetcheeksuk60@hotmail.com
Status: User
[Send a note]
About GirlNextDoor
Anything else?: Im just the sweet little girl who lives next door! Thats all you guys need to know!
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some dude called Billy who has never posted. Another chap called Ed who has posted twice.
Well, that wasted another minute devoted to my essay.
Before a 17 year old called Britney
who enjoys smoking pot, rock, punk and anything that sounds good. She never posted.
After a 16 year old who oddly called himself that_guy which isn't that far off my own username. He only posted once. It's quite an odd post in so far as that it's in a discussion about how many 7"singles people own and he posted to say he only had a couple but would like more. Which seems an odd thing to sign up specifically to say.
On the upside I now know what day I must have signed up:
22 April 2005. I didn't really post much for quite a while though.
before:
cupofCOFFEEbrb24
real name: coffee dude
age: 20
status: barred
interests: wanking
he never got to post anything. poor coffee dude. :(
he got barred before he posted anything?
intriguing.
Maybe what he posted got deleted?
oh yes
if he was a spam troll, maybe.
ah
that makes sense. i did wonder.
...
just before : fuckthefuckingstrokes ( LOL )
just after : clairew137
Artist ratings
The Darkness: 10 ( LOL too )
<>
Before: "Smearfeaces". Lost his Okkervil River ticket, doesn't like the new CYHSY! album, but does approve of drowning felines.
After: The Peryls.
my neighbours
are dead.
bad DiS messageboard karma methinks.
To my right
a certain '77pk', whose one single act upon joining - there were no posts, no details, no interests listed - was to rate the band Reuben a zero in the DiS scale. Now that is one guy who hates Reuben.
To my left was Noisegab, a 20 year old female who also never posted. Music taste listed as 'all'. She sounds hot. I wish she was my wife
I was going to say I was wedged in
between two girls but that sounds a bit lewd.....
It sounds a bit awesome
is what it sounds like.
Wedged between two non-posting female users is the closest to a threesome I'm ever likely to get, and I intend to celebrate it
That's right,, one of them was actually a guy
As any red blooded male will tell you, a two guy one female arrangement isn't actually a threesome, even in web 2.0
in at 22425 is:
i_luv-ashley-webb
Interests: football,music,and chillin wiv m8ts
Music taste: mcfly,busted,d rail,jo jo, etc
Anything else?: i love mcfly and i fancy billy gandon and ashley webb
and in at 22427 is:
Crack_Village
who posted 3 times about his album launch party. LETS GO!
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/439844#r439844
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Before me is user 23865 jamesincamden. Who is male and, I'm taking a shot in the dark here, from Camden.
After me is user 23867 vickib from Bath.
Neither have posted anything, the boring bastards.
I bow in respect to those low numbers
42026 Koolight, female, 17 - blank profile, as yet
42028 Bobby_Davro, 48, - barred for encouraging people to rape their family members, and Bett Ditto. What a twat!
'chiaroscuros_beard'
to my right and 'theidealheight' to my left. They have a combined total of two posts.
I'm shit
and can't find my user number. :(
just go on your profile and it's the number in the url address bar thingy
^ Too kind :)
turns out both have posted nothing anyway....
Thefii is number 22080
she is called Fiona and likes experimental music, although obviously not enough to post about it.
Silentcommand is 22078. Fuck knows who he is.
silentcommand is quite a DiS regular
I think.
I dont understand how you get your user number??
When I click on my name it doesnt give me a number?
you are
45977 if that helps :p
Thanks. Who are my neighbours?
The one after you is a lol
is that the name alol?
How do I see it?
I wish I had never happened upon this damned thread :`(
Haha
To get your user number you just go on your profile and it's the number at the end of the address in the url address bar thingy.
Then the rest is simple
Of course.
Thanks!
OH MY WORD, CHECK MY NEIGHBOUR OUT. HE HAS GOT ISSUES.
http://www.drownedinsound.com/user/view/45978
My efforts...
33921 - Me-And-Donny-T - "Interests: {moosic} I love any type of film, from titanic to van hlesing and the punisher. I love watching footie n support chelsea, but i hate playing team or contact sports. Like hanging with friends n going on bebo. I am Really patrioctic and willls tand up for my country.
Music taste: {moosic}Towers of london i think are a really great band and it totally helps that their hott. I love mika becoz he is a fresh new sound.
Anything else?: Erm talk to me if you agree with wot moosic i like or films and if you dont talk to me as well its healthy to have debates lol ; ) Im in yr 10 n takein ma gcse's. French art Critical thinking n business studies but dont let any of that put u off, i love a good larf and i am nt a borin boff!!!"
Mega-lulz.
39923 - likes Death Cab and Postal Service
33921
needs further lobotomising...GOD
Mine are rubbish
User 1373 - Oddmoon. No posts
User 1375 - Peejay. No posts but he likes drums, music and crisps!
both of mine
were people looking for drummers, booorrriingg
The person before me
has posted 127 times.
The person after has only posted once.
Mine is some fellow
pizza_of_death
:D
andddd
rajan
hmmmm I like Pizza Of Death more, sounds like my perfect neighbour.
Great idea for a thread btw
Space_Ritual
no posts, but this:
Space Ritual features original founding members of Hawkwind Nik Turner, Terry Ollis and Mick Slattery, and former members Thomas Crimble and Jerry Richards, playing modern space/ rock/ jazzy/ dancey/ science/ fictional/ fantasy/ spiritual music, using multimedia sound/light imagery to unite all tribes in one common origin, one harmony, one love, one world. Dancing Angels and Mekons included.
AWESOME!
User number?
I can't find my own, never mind my neighbours' :(
Where is it?
http://drownedinsound.com/user/view/12447
Thank you!
And the results are...
Before -
"k82004
Age: 12
Interests: mcfly, mcfly and did i mention mcfly o and danny jones
Music taste: mcfly
Anything else?: mcfly"
And after -
halfway2heaven. She likes maroon 5.
Am I flanked by ejits or comedians???
Signing up 2 before me
was King of Trolls, who was unsurprisingly banned.
arts105
Real name: Frank Jackson
Status: User
Sex: Male
[Send a note]About arts105
Interests: art, community, change, life
Music taste: everything
Anything else?: dj
Absolutely nothing on him. No posts. How very mundane. I hope my before one is more exciting...?!
BuriedAliveByLove - 14 year old girl, I assume she likes HIM, Poor Thing.
and HMMSPECIAL who is called Harry and has posted 23 times.
hah.
Really shouldn't have got my hopes up!
DrencromVelocet
Email: drencrom_velocet@hotmail.com
Status: User
Nothing. Else.
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Norbert_Yebbut signed up to express his anger RE someone expressing their anger RE the Fratellis expressing themselves.
140800 is a ten year old female with an email address.
To the left
I present the delightful 'missdooey'. Scottish, 18 and postless. Her one rating tells me that she adores Hell Is For Heroes though. Bless her.
To my right, someone called 'Mexx'. He/she is 22 and also can't be bothered to post. Helpfully, he/she lists his/her interests as 'music'.
This is not helpful.
hmm
Before: m-t-m
Came on to find a female singer for thier dark electro project - likes Joy Division, MBV.
After: missc
Real name: carmen mcilveen
Status: User
Age: 17
About missc
Music taste: rock
lol, and that's it.
In front of me...
KevinH
This is his one post:http://drownedinsound.com/articles/1879196#r1879196
Behind me....
thepalpitations
Real name: Emile López
Before: digitaljim (47806)
After: Oubit(47808)
Neither of them have posted, but Digitaljim likes country and armpits. I'm very happy to have him as my neighbour.
before
"matt_rock". he's looking for a guitarist for his guilford based rock band.
after
"boolean". Real name: Obsolescenence. from london. last seen in '05 talking about antony and the johnsons.
I thinking the post we were looking for was...
Who lives near me thats on DIS that might be cool or hot or both!
hmmm
Before: VikingEggeling - real name 'Austrous'? Possibly a Goth? Never posted, no information beyond that.
After: Hyphy - French 65dos fan who never posted.
haha
Before: DonkeyDick - A New Yorker who has posted only once - a rant at Red Hot Chilli Pepper haters.
After: jacktheone - a 34 year old chap who has never posted.