I'd say.

Occasionally I can pass myself off as a posho though.

I don't think I'm posh in any way, shape or form but compared to some people I'm like Lord Snooty

to pronounce 'water' correctly

and gob on poor people.

but I can interact with posh people when I have to without them thinking I'm a scobe

as a bit of a toff but really my life standards are dirt low. And I'm quite scruffy.

One of which is made from crushed faberge eggs.

in an edwardian carriage, pulled by diamond-encrusted peacocks.

I will doff my golden top-hat at all the ladies who deserve my attention.

recently bought a yacht.

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UTD!

geez

Who I am talking to and whether I stick my little finger out when I drink my tea.

I was called posh last night for wanting Early Grey instead of inductrial builder tea at our work Christmas party.

i speak posh by people here in hull. but down south no fucker can even understand what i'm saying.

but i'm not seriously moneyed, so i suppose it depends on your definition of the word.

i was just raised well

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same school as hugh grant don't you know.

^^^this is all i need to pull stateside.

Im all about the fakery.

Of did you go to a private school?

Therefore, I'm not posh. I'd probably fail on every other possible criteria too, but I think sometimes I speak quite 'posh' for the area. But then I go southwards and I get too scared to speak.

I only go to the toilet once a decade. When I do, the excrement is so compacted it has turned into a diamond.

I shit posh me.

Sometimes I wish I was. But often I'm just glad I'm not.

but my Mum is a very well spoken old school English teacher so I think I probably sound a bit posher than I should.

and went to La caprice for a meal and stayed in the Lanesborough. I'm vehy vehy posh.