who waits till you can hear there is no one left in the toilet before coming out of the trap,having just grunted,sploshed and wiped,even in public bogs when i dont know the people there I have trouble facing those that have just been privvy to my shitfest....why?
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I prefer not to poo anywhere
but my own throne.
I'm the same
I'll hold it in for hours and hours until I get home, even if it means going through excruiating amounts of pain
If no one has seen me go in
I don't care.
In the interest of good ole fashioned decency
I prefer to poo in the sanctity of my own abode. Pooing in public is a line I'm just not willing to cross.
sometimes ....
it cant be helped...if you have to and you know theres someone in the trap next to you do you put plenty of roll down the bog to reduce splash?
People that poo at work
should be sacked. There's no need for it. Poo at home you freaks.
Fuck you!
I'll poo where I please
me too
poo poo poo
Serioudsly, there is the something with you
and your bowels.
Not really
I just dont see what the big deal is.
People who are scared of pooing at work
are the same people who probably fuck dolls and follow women around and stuff.
People who poo at work
Leave shit marks in the toilet bowl.
Mess up your own disgusting toilet!
And?
But
it saves on toilet roll!
steal it at work
use it at home !
there is currently no lock on the gents bogs
i pray every morning that the cleaner has left the 'mop of safety' in there so that i can wedge it against the door.
"Mop of safety"
Amazing.
there is nothing like the satisfaction...
of getting paid to poo.
Correct answer
i've actaully done this
Lord, strike me down.
There is an amazing toilet
at my work. It's always empty and it's bigger than my own toilet. It's for managers only but I use it all the time. And I've calculated how much my work pays me when I take a poo....for about 5 minutes is £0.46 I think.
Yes.
i generally don't shit anywhere but my house
apart from the time i got really bad cramps on the way to work and had to shit in a carrier bag behind Currys.
wait
for the handdryer to come on and all is well
POTD?
why??
in a carrier bag...surely that doesnt offer any privacy...why not just shit on the floor....what did you use to wipe
wait
we only have two cubicles at work, and if i'm in one it really annoys me if someone goes into the one next to me. i will either sit there in silence or if i can make a hasty exit.
does anybody else
take their iPod in and listen to music rather than listening to the sound of their own, and others', faecal matter hitting the water? It has the added advantage of making you less self conscious about the noises your making so you can really work it out.
me too
I just find the whole act of shitting within touching distance of a workmate very off putting. wish i could hold it till i get home but as a lover of real ale and curry this just isnt an option
Who gives a shit anyway.
..