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HORRENDOUS PORN MATHS!

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by bamos

I knew this would be bad, but I had to check. Because, well: you have to, don't you?

What do you get when you add 2girls1cup to 2girls1finger? That's right team! You get http://www.4girlsfingerpaint.com/

I am now going to hide my head under a rock for the rest of my days.

bamos | 11 Dec '07, 19:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

aw

i thought it was going to be horrendous maths porn. stupid eyes
I WILL REPORT BACK SHORTLY.


What would maths porn involve?

I'm just off out to see if I can get my rocks off to this hardcore pie chart I just made. YUM.


differentiating equations that look like boobies

incidentally, i felt neutral whilst watching that. this gives me the fear.


good times

the poop at the beginning seems really half hearted, cos its so stringy, but then it really gets going

good times


Doesn't look like real poo, does it?

Looks like something Mr Whippy would serve up


i can't even imagine

what this will entail.


eek

I wish I hadn't opened that now.


do you think it's really poo

or so they fill em up with some sort of chocolate mixture?


Either way: that's some real spew.

She properly has to shove her hand down her throat.

I like the idea of it being someone's job though. 'What do you do?' 'Well, I make a poo-like mixture for the most horrific porn you can imagine' 'Good one...'


wow

How many times must this guy have watched this thing?


i was just thinking

how many times youd have to rewatch it to verify all the stuff he said


probably no more than any of us

what's bad though is he is basically telling us santa isn't real


Whereas most people can only manage a few seconds

He's able to watch, re-watch and then re-re-watch before producing a thousand words on his thoughts


Also, it's worth noting

how us as a community here on DiS has already become slightly de-sensitised to this kind of thing thanks to a few lovingly provided links

That's how paedophilia starts, kids


I'm not sure which is more disgusting

The thought of the people who actually get off on this stuff, or the girls who get involved in it

It reminds me of a video I saw on a mates phone ages ago. Started off with a girl pissing on another one. Great, we thought. Then moved on to the same girl shitting on her chest. Not so great, we thought. Ended with the girl vomiting in the other's mouth. Just kill me now, we thought


I literally cannot bring myself to watch these things.

I haven't even watched 2girls1cup yet. I feel like I'm missing out a bit. :(


yeah

I know what it's about and it's not something I want to watch, but I feel increasingly like I have to, mainly because it is brought up so much on here. DiS = unhealthy for you!


It's like peer pressure at school.

Go on! Try and kiss her. GO ON! SHE'LL LOVE IT!

You try and kiss her, she belts you round the bonce, you're in tears.

Good times.


or rather

you try and kiss her, she vomits on your face and then you shit in her mouth.

this is what'll be happening at schools soon.


i meant to look at what was in those ten year plans

thanks!

good ol Balls n Brown!


I think this is called

"SWAP.avi". Or "Scat Swapping School: Swallow". It is often thought to be the most disturbing thing ever committed to film. There's a 'review' of it here:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php


As disgusting as it is

I'm sure there are far worse 'legal' things committed to film for sexual gratification


If I wasn't babysitting a 3 year old

I would click on that. Stupid computer not being my own, I can't even ctrl+d.


yummy.


i've seen that film

the whole way through


its

like a slits album cover


:o

I was curious about this, as my mate mentioned this film a little while back.

I'm curious no longer. it's sick. :o





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