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I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD!
I WILL PROBABLY MAKE A THREAD CALLED "I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BROAD" AND THAT WILL BE MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT OF THE DAY!
HI!
i'm going to post a picture of a cat doing something humourous!
that's my 'schtick'!
HI! Hello!
I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD!
I WILL PROBABLY ASK SOMEONE ELSE TO MAKE A THREAD CALLED "I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BROAD" AND WHEN THEY DO IT, THAT WILL BE MY BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT OF THE DAY!
^ 5
PUN
.
SATIRE!
-
*makes thread which I really hope everyone will find amusing but sinks without a trace*
I CAN'T MAKE A DECISION WITHOUT MAKING A THREAD FIRST
HERRRO!
^RACIST!
^ Moustachist! ^
is this thread about wanking?
SATIRE!
<3
FTW!
I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD!
EVERY TIME I EAT A CHORIZO SANDWICH I LAUGH TO MYSELF ABOUT HOW FUNNY I AM!
I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL
AND I'M BORED
On the way home the other day
I was actually giggling to myself about something someone said on this board.
Hmmm.
All day at work
I giggle about this board. Even when I'm not on it.
^this
When people do '^ this'
it validates my existence.
^this
absolutely this.
RRRAAARRFGGGGHHHHHHHH!
hello everybody!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
something about a pun that only 4 or 5 board users know about.
something about A B C D and E
I'll have a C please, Bert.
You'll get what you're given!
*blows raspberry at sadpunk*
*throws pigeon in shucks' face*
*smacks sadpunk in the WASPTRIL*
*calls shucks 'as gay as a British Garden Bird!'*
*signs sadpunk up for Ataris queuing tour 2008/9*
*gives shucks a chorizo sandwich as thanks*
You've just made my entire WEEK
:D
you can't make "WEEK" out of those letters.
^ weak
Interview help
Write my CV
Should I text her?
Today's football thread
Meths thread
That f*cking mini advert
Place to eat/drink/do stuff in London
LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST DID TEXT HER!
WHOOPS!
I GOT DRUNK
AND TEXTED HER TELLING HER I LOVED HER. DO I STILL HAVE A CHANCE?!?!???!???
no.
Go straight to the Maccabees board as punishment. Do not pass the music board, do not collect £600.
I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD!
I MISS THE MACCABEES BOARD!
SECRET BLOG!
Watch your step.
SECRET BLOG XMAS SPECIAL!
i just grabbed her boobs!
I've been up all night!
Help me with my coursework, yeah?
I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD!
AND I LIVE IN LONDON!
AND I'M AN OFFICE WORKER!
AND I'M THE UPPER END OF WORKING CLASS BORDERLINE MIDDLE CLASS!
ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE DiSSERS!
MY BOYFRIEND IS A DiSSER!
I AM SECTION/VIEW/23'S DREAM!
ONLY ONE OF THOSE APPLY TO ME
I'M SO ALTERNATIVE.
I kant gramma proplee.
soz.
most of this
is actually true about me.
^5?
COULD I BE YOUR BOYFRIEND?
i think i can do better.
i was writing the truth :(
until i got to the boyfriend thing, of course. if i had the ability to have a boyfriend though, it would probably/likely be a disser.
^5. definitely.
you're like the lisa simpson
to my milhouse. x
:D
and colin is bart?
and bamos is homer?
it works too well
i hadn't thought about it
in that amount of detail. i didn't want to scare the girl!
i am THE GIRL
And I'm your Dad? :S
is that
your supervillain name?
Terribly Helpful Ears
i'm CRAZY DRUNK!
i'm going to start some CRAZY THREADS!
I'M A STUDENT!
I SPEND MOST OF MY DAY GIGGLING INTO MY HAIR
I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD!
I'M GUNTRIP!
I'M GOING TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY DRESSED AS GUNTRIP!
METHS IS NO LONGER FUNNY TO ME!
I'm definitely
going to go to a fancy dress party as Guntrip ... What a brilliant idea!
did you smack my nose on saturday?
I even switched to Pepsi and Qibla cola for a while but the pity is that coke is the best of them by far. The rest all fall short and that is tragically selfish of me.
I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD
PEOPLE HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST 200 POSTS BEFORE I WILL SLEEP WITH THEM
high standards!
actually i think its more
people need to have 200 posts before they find me somehow irresistable
and 205 before they realise how wrong they were
.
http://tinyurl.com/2gesju
still glad to be back? :D
i went over to the darkside earlier
and made a music thread!
REBEL! SEIZE HIM!
I'm from the achive ----------------------\/
r
..
90% of the content of conversations I have with my significant other consists of anecdotes nicked from DiS
:D
but it's true!!
:-(
...
I think of Bamos as a 'friend' even though i've only met him twice
Dude, stop
you're making me sad
to be fair
on one of those occasions, you did both dance to drowning pool. if that doesn't leave an eternal bond, i don't know what does.
On the other he nicked 10 fags off me.
What else are friends for!?
Ten?!
You exaggerate...
Shut up and buy me 20 fags, punk.
It was JacobJones that stole them!!
Why should I replace them!?
I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD!
I'm really looking forward to Zonino 3!
I PERIODICALLY BUMP OLD THREADS
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO REGULARS AND CONFUSING TO NEWCOMERS!
:D
I dream
about wasptrils
^massive sting potential right here!
I am going to die laughing at this.
I once had a social board girlfriend
NOW I DON'T.
YEAH!
I once had a social board girlfriend
NOW I DON'T!
I SLAGGED HER OFF IN PUBLIC!
YEAH!!!!!11
I KIND OF SLAGGED MINE OF IN PUBLIC!
NOW WE DON'T SPEAK!
HER FRIENDS MIGHT READ THIS!
YEAH!!!!
we're REAL MEN F'SURE
I FLIRT BY PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT WITH ME
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN.
i'm pretty exclusive
it's only with people i fancy, sorry :(
that sounded really rude
I FANCY EVERYONE!
I LIVE ON THE SOCIAL BOARD!!