the bit when homer is in mr burn's office and he lays on his side and keeps shouting woop wooo woooop wooop woo woooppp

or failing that the episode when homer cant stop screaming is amazing

I started repeating that over and over the last time things got a bit "digital" when i was away with me band :/

SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED

"and you call your self the king of the jungle!"

or

"theres on thing his money cant buy"

"whats that dad"

"um...a dinosiaur!"

at the baseball match and the crowd are throwing pretzels at Mr Burns and then "Hall-of-famer Whitey Ford is on the pitch now... pleading for some kind of sanity" (cut away to crowd) and then you see Whitey unconscious on the ground.

BRILLIANT.

"wow how did you do that?"
"its a flower"

"White gold!... Texas cheese!... sweetener!"

"Those are fabulous prizes!"

"Mother I'm just talking to the sugar man."

"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women."

"I've got to guard the sugar, Marge, there are thieves everywhere! Hey pal where did you get the tea for that sugar?" "I nicked it, in that split second when you let your guard down. And I'd do it again."

"Well I may not be the darling of the so-called city fathers..." (and that entire speech is just pure gold)

And then the bee men who speak just like Batman and Robin at the end.

Doesn't last the whole episode, but everything about it is just pure genius.

Remember that replaying over in my head for days, kept on cracking up at bad times.

Also:
'hello mama
hello papa
here I am at
camp Grenada'

- when homer sees apu getting it on in the quicky mart cupboard
- when apu shows the a bollywood film with the eye
- mr burns and the spruce moose
- the camp granada bit
- "mcbain to base. under attack by commie nazis"

im with you on this one...or

see.my.vest

SOME BROWNIE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED!!!"

that years from now the Simpsons will be remembered in the same way we think about the Beatles now. Watching the ancient episodes showing on 4 right now, it is like listening to the pre-Revolver stuff. If I'd never seen the electric chair therapy scene before, I'm pretty sure I'd wet myself over it. The trying times post 1971/Season 9 will never overshadow things like A Day In The Life/the Dental Plan episode, nor the simple beauty of the opening chords of Strawberry Fields/Sideshow Bob getting hit by a rake over and over again.

i loved the scene where mr burns opens a secret room in his office, "unleashing the league of evil", but they're all dead, and he's shocked and upset, and then smithers says something along the lines of "even monsters need air, sir".. haha, i thought that was hilarious.

you may remember me from such Driver's Ed films as 'alice's adventures through the windshield glass', and 'the decapitation of larry leftfoot'!"

when they want to go to Duff Gardens and Homer's been eating that mouldy sandwich.

And also when Homer walks into the room and Patti/Selma says "hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?"

so I says to mabel, I says...

with his beard in the pencil sharpener

standing on the rakes. For about 5 minutes.

'fly my pretties, fly...'
'no time for you old man'
'learning to weasel out is what separates us from the animals...'cept the weasel..'

only one person has mentioned "RELEASE THE MONKEYS..FLY MY PRETTIES!" *monkeys screaming to their death*...."Continue the research".

Some awesome moments mentioned here, especially the Apu cheating episode, with the walking backwards looking scared and "MMM that's good adultery!"

Ahh, and DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLL

"Why do you talk like that?"

"I HAD A STROOOOOOOOOKE"

"Unlikely, sir. They both spell and pronounce their names differently"

that's why you're robot never worked."

I believe you have a letter for me."
"Okay Mr Burns, what's your first name?"
"I don't know."

"Your tears say more than real evidence ever could."

"That's not enough! We demand MORE ASBESTOS!"

he finds that picture of himself on that japanese washing liquid bottle :)

kid and dog

"Quiet you..."

"Unleash the power of apples!"

"I sure am Marge"

Cut to thought bubble of Homer flying through the streets of a City on a hanglider shooting people with lasers:

"You can run, but you can't GLIDE! U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A...."

when i realised the fridge was cold '

Ralph Wiggum = NOT FUNNY EVER