if i start i won't stop, so i'll just say watch the episode where homer starts teaching at the adult education centre.

theres so many in every episode that i cant remember any specific ones but they will come to me...

Kentucky Fried Panda, no?

god i heart the simpsons.

shame it jumped the shark and everything...

marge speaking over the police radio... "Chief Wiggum? my husbands gone crazy and is trying to murder my family, over"
Wiggum - "oh, well thank good thats over, i was starting to worry there...."

I love the episode where the Simpsons have a race horse. Two classic Homer quotes:

Horse Trainer: This horse is useless. If he doesn't start winnin', he's headin' for the dog food factory.
Homer: Good luck gettin' him to eat dog food.

Later that day:

Homer: Damn horse. If he loses this race, I foresee a trip to the glue factory........and he aint invited.

You are right.

(driving in the car)
Flanders-"We just hit something"
Homer-"Hope it was Flanders"

and

"Don't you hate pants?"

*The Simpsons have just been burgled*

Wiggum: Now once a man in in your house ANYTHING you do to him is legal
Homer: Really......

*Invites Flanders over and waits for him laughing and punching his fist into his palm*

Flanders*walking in*" Hi-dilly-Hi
Wiggum: You can't invite him over
Homer: Go Home!
Flanders*walking off*: Okily Dokily
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Maude: Go Faster Neddy! Hurry!
Flanders: I CAN'T! IT'S A GEO!!!

so many...

"Oh no, my pudding is trapped forever! So I can open my own can of pudding can I Marge? Shows what you know!"

"aww, I wanted a peanut"
brain: "20 dollars can buy lots of peanuts"
"explain how"
brain: "money can be exchanged for goods and services"
"WOO HOO!"


Burns "I suggest you leave immediately"
homer "or what? you'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

"Who is it?"
"Goons"
"Goons?"
"Hired Goons"
"Hired Goons?"

must......stop....there...... funniest programme on tv

homer in a monkey reserve owner's home: "So you living room smells of faeces...."

What about the episode where Homer starts his own vigilante service to rival the Springfield Police Department? One of its funniest elements is the TV commercial Homer makes to promote his service.

I don't have the best memory, but I do recall facts like how the commercial begins with an old lady being awakened by an intruding monster. The lady helplessly screams at the sight of the beast, and her scream is followed by Homer asking "Is this you?"

Homer's remedy to the old lady's problem is NOT to call 911, but to 'simply' dial a number which is much longer--like that's ANY easier!

Anyway, by the end of the commercial Homer and, I think, Lenny and Carl wrestle the monster to the ground before handing the monster their business card. The defeated monster then groans "Monster put in wallet," as he reaches into his fur for his billfold!

Man, that's great TV!

Oh, yeah! The episode where Marge forces Bart to befriend Ralph Wiggum is also hilarious! At one point, Bart and Ralph are walking together on the sidewalk when Jimbo and the other bullies come blazing toward the boys in a stolen golf cart, I think. Because Bart wants to impress them, he shoves Ralph into a shrubbery.

After Jimbo and his pals leave Bart underwhelmed, Ralph emerges rambling on about how he likes bushes because they don't have thornes, "unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"

Marge: Aim low kids. Aim so low nobody realises when you dont succeed. If you want the butter its under my face.