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by JDTraynor
There are many Hollywood films that include a scene where the protagonist reaches an oasis in the desert. In some films the oasis provides water that saves the charcater's life, in others the oasis is barren and the character dies. In every film where I have seen such a scene it has annoyed me. Surely, the protagonist should have had the foresight to carry a sifficient quantity of water. If, however, unforeseen circumstances caused him to be abandoned in the desert unprepared then how are the viewers expected to believe the luck he must encounter in order to find an oasis.

Oases are widely-spaced but are clearly marked on maps and this includes their seasonal changes.

Every time I see such a scene now I wish the charcater's demise.
JDTraynor | 24 May '05, 12:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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"Every time I see such a scene now I wish the charcater's demise"

Funny, the same thought pops into my mind when I see your name appear on the board.

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you are a genius and for that you can have my copy of Vital Idol

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Result! 'C'mon! Mony Mony!'

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I'd hate to watch a movie with you.

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You got me really excited! I though you had crossed over. Senile in your old age, whatever, i'd have welcomed you. But no. Well here's my addition to your little oasis thread- Oasis are an oasis of good music.

Ha.

You did this with Franz too. I am beginning to see a pattern.

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Hey Trainers can you fit the name of perennial Peel favourites Bogshed into one of your lecture threads next time??

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what next 'the killers - a thread on rose and fred west'?

blur - a thread on motion photography

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Wow BL Traynor, your trolling has hit an all time low. It's not even offensive or rile-worthy, it's just dull.



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You are stretching the accepted definition of "trolling" to an extent that renders the word meaningless.

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He's not though, is he John. Give it up.

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To be fair, I think trolling has to involve at least some attempt to wind people up... this is just called 'being a bit of a pointless tit'.

I see what you're doing though. You take a band name and then write an unconnected piece of prose about the dictionary meaning of their name. Clever! Really I doubt we'll ever tire of it.

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* sufficient

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I had a dream last night that I was in a pub for a spot of all-day summer's drinking and I was meant to be in a round with Noel and Liam, but they were busy talking to their Mum about where to buy shower curtains. So I took a guess and bought them both a pint of Staropraman.

I kid you not...

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i wouldn't be willing to stretch to the cost of a staropraman for those two gibbons.
it'd be skol and they'd count themselves lucky they were getting that.

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I know, my dream-induced generosity quite suprised me when I woke up...

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I was gonna say something along the lines of 'Remind me to make you fall asleep and take you to the pub...' but I got images of being not only a dirty old man but also a fan of rohypnol. So I didn't say anything.

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*backs away nervously from bamos*

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And Silk Cut as well - what sort of sicko ARE you?

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I know, I know. I'm going to seek help. I obviously need to be sectioned or something...

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JohnDickTrailer.......*shakes head*
Sad.

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I'm worried about why his email address is Trotsky's name - is it Trotsky? I'm sure someone could tell me...:)

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Don't worry about that. Worry about why, instead of battling to save his marriage, the uglier Chuckle Brother is spending his day on DiS talking about dictionary definitions to all and sundry. Tsk.

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married? Traynor married? this is news to me!!

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I remember at glastonbury 2003 there was a rumour going round that the Chuckle Brothers had both killed themselves - can you imagine what would happen if they had done???

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Yeah, at the funeral they'd never get the bloody coffins through the door.

To me, to you...

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*giggles a lot*

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If he is married she's mail ordered, or he THINK'S he's married and she's the girl he spies on everyday while she's walking home from school.

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I used to date a teacher - not when I was at school.

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and knowing the crazy lives of the 'Chuckles' obviously an out of control steam roller from a nearby Fete they were put in control off will hurtle thought the church in speeded up form and run over them both to the sound of someone smashing a plate and a dulcet tone of a tuba

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Smith and Jones did a sketch where two blokes were (independent of each other) lost in the desert, crawling around, searching for water. After a while, they meet in the middle. How utterly bleak.

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None of this is true, there are no water sources in deserts, the rumor was started by the infamous philanthropist Lord Alfred Montague in the late Victorian era, a man who claimed he survived in The Gobi by drinking from these hidden pools he found along his way. His story does not stand up though as he was seen in Whitehall on numerous occasions at the time that he was supposed to be abroad......his lies have changed the course of history and I am sure he will not be remembered fondly......

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ARE THEY IN THE DESERT! DOES THE SUN SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE?


Sorry.