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by Heliotrope

how awful is mark lawrenson, seriously?

as any other regular followers of his score predictor will know, he isnt very good, but last week he sunk to a new low.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7145830.stm

i mean, really, why do they continue to do this? why? waste of taxpayers' money etc etc

Heliotrope | 20 Dec '07, 16:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I dunno

I still remember the league preiction threads on here when people were saying Arsenal would struggle to be in the top 8.


I had them down

to finish 23rd.


Yes

but you like vaseline on toast.


I've only just realised...

but why is your name blackened?


^ this, totally

he's always been a c#nt, this is further proof he's also a useless one...


Has Lawrenson

ever tipped a side to score more than two goals in a game? His predictions are so fucking boring.


The BBC

should replace him with a Dyson Airblade. It'd make more sense, and make better jokes.


Haha!

That'll teach him to shave off his magic tache.


i was gonna start a thread

about this very thing. I always check them and i dont know why, "Mark got 1 result right with NO correct scores"


His predictions this week aren't too bad...

I can see Liverpool obliterating pompey...


Not as bad as

Garth Crooks.

Odious little fucker.


Garth Crooks is a jumped-up little cunt

he seems to think he's Jeremy Paxman or something.


How is he still in a job?

I reckon even ITV would struggle to find a job for him...


Oh Lawro

This is the only place yu should exist on the BBC website.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/fungames/shave.shtml

Best Game Ever


Hahahahaha!!

Love it!


has anybody got....

....fantasy teams in Metro league?

is there even a DIS league?


I've noticed

he uses the "if I cant decide just put 2-0" a lot.


"Say something Mark"

"I can't."

Probably my quote of the year.


2-0 to Chelsea

Seems to be his staple prediction, but the last couple of weeks he's been changing it up, maybe someones had a word. Hasnt done any good tho.


Danny Baker claims that..

... during an xmas game on 5 Live, Lawrenson performed the following bizarre joke: 'what do transvestites want for christmas?... Both the holly and the ivy'

This may be urban myth, but I'd like to think it's true.


Lawrenson will also never ever bet against Liverpool.

Admittedly that's a generally sound policy, but it does sometimes fly in the face of common sense.