So much for "I've changed". Not that I believed that anyway...

I hate to say it, but all his family seem to be cunts.

There is Joey, his also arrested brother and then his cousing who is in jail for being a racist murderer.

Where is wrightylew?

I don't condone violence - and Joey certainly should have known better, but there's some twat in Liverpool who's used a racially motivated murder as an excuse to score points against someone who plays for a different team than the one he supports. And he's going to get away with it.

they should just ban him from professional football and chuck him in a cell for life. he doesn't deserve to be a premiership footballer!

he is responsible for one of the best football quotes of recent times:

"England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like shit. Here's my book.' Who wants to read that?"

would never have done this.

someone kicks seven shades of shit out of him inside.

oops! that backfired.

in a Four Four Two interview recently...

Hmmm

"A confrontation was said to have taken place in a McDonald's restaurant.

The player, of Widnes, Cheshire, was outside when an unknown man made a gesture towards him.

Gwyn Lewis, defending, said he was the victim of a "great deal of provocation" and was being "goaded" in the street.

A girl in his group was then assaulted in the street."

Barton seems like a total prick, but in reality you'd want to hit the 'goader' wouldn't you? If the girl was assaulted.

Barton or lazy-didn't-want-to-leave-Southampton-because-he'd-have-to-actually-work Le Tissier

Emre might get a decent run out this weekend :D

if only he still had his little mustache. mmmm.