I can see it now. Stubbs will be 'So, did you have a good Christmas, get up to anything fun?' and then cut Part off before he can answer with a snappy 'And we're out of time unfortunately, as we have to get straight to the oche for this crucial first round match between Hans Blurgletop and Dean Deanson!'.
Apparently though, the conclusion 'Fucking yes! I whupped my mate Chopper 3-1 in the final!!!' isn't deemed 'a thorough enough summing up of some painstaking research'. Cunts.
For the last three weeks it's been 'oooh, maybe he can take out 137 actually, he's playing well'. Now we know we've got another five minutes after that point.
The echo in here is getting ridiculous.
We need a new carpet, I reckon.
Like
Kirk Shepherd needs a new job
HE'S A DARTIST.
8k a year
making screws for B&Q
Those jobs surely don't exist
Everyone has to start somewhere lad.
That's all in the past now though. He's earned six and a bit years worth of wages in three weeks. Nice work.
Yeah
That'll be me next year
You know what John Part's doing next?
Commentating for the BBC! That won't be awkward in any way.
We were talking about this on Tuesday night
I can see it now. Stubbs will be 'So, did you have a good Christmas, get up to anything fun?' and then cut Part off before he can answer with a snappy 'And we're out of time unfortunately, as we have to get straight to the oche for this crucial first round match between Hans Blurgletop and Dean Deanson!'.
Don't think he is unfortunately
It'll just be Stubbsy and Bobby George. Part will be preparing for the PDC Premier League!
YES!!
and a repeat of last year's final on sunday, i bet that nixon dude is well not good this year though :(
I GOT SOME NEW DARTS FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
:D
Gary Anderson will destroy you.
Sorry Martin.
my name isn't Martin.
who is everyone supporting?
I like the count and that insane australian guy who looks like a prog rock reject.
has he got a mullet?
oh hell yeah
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38649000/jpg/_38649991_whitlock_all_150.jpg
yeah whitlock!!!
the only not overweight darts player ever!
Co Stompe wants to fight you over that comment.
best name ever
as does
Roland Scholten
And the new-look Andy Fordham who now looks like a breast cancer sufferer
bin lids everywhere
:D
well i refuse to acknowledge him as a dartser
and that goes for the rest of those fools! ^
Come on!
It's a load of bobbins compared to the PDC.
^ this
^ this too
Do think Anderson will switch after Lakeside?
If he wins, which he should
then I think I can see it happening. He was the best BDO player in the Grand Slam by some distance.
Anderson is 10/1 to win the PDC Worlds next year...
So he is pretty much a given to join in a few weeks.
Bullseye darts game
http://www.lilgames.com/darts.shtml
Jim Boeing...
I refuse to click on anything involving web darts
It's one of the reasons my dissertation was so shit. Stupid web darts taking up all of my time.
Well why didn't you do it on web darts?
idiot.
I did.
Apparently though, the conclusion 'Fucking yes! I whupped my mate Chopper 3-1 in the final!!!' isn't deemed 'a thorough enough summing up of some painstaking research'. Cunts.
Cos
He kept losing to Jim Boeing.
well that's my afternoon completely wasted!
Cheers! :D
*for dissertation research only...
Uh-oh,
time to lower darting expectations.
'14!'
'37!'
'8!'
and so on. I'm hoping to see a 37-dart leg this year, that would beat the current shortest leg by some 10 darts.
I am so glad John Part beat that upstart too, he looked like my cousin
Maybe it was your cousin?
You should get in touch again, that £50,000 isn't going to spend itself.
5 grand of it
will buy some darts players' gold bling.
Nah
I'd need the promise of more than that before I got in touch with him again
Totally
For the last three weeks it's been 'oooh, maybe he can take out 137 actually, he's playing well'. Now we know we've got another five minutes after that point.