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the whole toilet seat argument

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by Jesus_Quintana

why do girls find it annyoing if it's left up? would you rather I pissed all over the seat?

Jesus_Quintana | 04 Jan '08, 16:07 | Send note | Report this | Reply

probably

it's a reminder a scary man has enetered your feminine haven/you have to touch the toilet seat.


Well

next time just remove it altogether....that'll learn 'em.


I'm going to go a step further.

Why the hell do women leave the toilet seat down? How can they be so selfish and inconsiderate?


^

I've never understood blokes who make an issue of this.


And likewise, if it's up, put it down

Like changing the channel when you turn the TV on.


^Thank you

It looks tidier

I did say I was slightly compulsive...!


this is supposed to be

the cliched disagreement between boys and girls living in the same abode. In all my five years of cohabiting with girls my age, this issue has never ever come up. I always thought it was just something Americans complained about for some reason


Or 1970's comedians

It's seriously the most pointless argument of all time. Up there with 'I can't believe you put your left sock on first! What a massive idiot!'.


did you know....

... cats are more like women and dogs are like men? they are though arent they?


BECAUSE

you also have to shit. so you need the loo seat left down. it's common courtesy.

also, it looks better with the seat down.


*lid

plus it doesn't smell like your stinky poo poo poop


Isn't it that

they want the whole thing closed?

As in not just the bit you sit on but the top bit too?

That way the nasty smells of lingering wee wee or poo poo do not waft all asunder.


in my house

the lid stays down, but the reason is 85% so it prevents the cats from larking about on the rim and hence create a situation in which they might fall in and drown, i just don't think they'd flush


don't talk to me about toilet seats

i've fell out with them.

this morning i managed to piss between the toilet seat and the rim of the bowl whilst having a shit. i ain't getting changed, it's not beating me that easily.


hahaha

that happens to me too. it creeps up and over. too much force!


:D


brilliant!


stop arguing petty bourgeoise

think of the majority third world - they don't have toilets at all!


that's cos god hates them

for leaving the seat up in a previous life.


yeah, they should stop dying

its disgusting, how dare they show that on the news while I'm eating my McDonalds for tea!


is that copied and pasted from a list of questions?

I want to know what the previous 835 were!


YES!

I've just seen the other thread too.

Amazing.


Gay men

are supposed to be in touch with women and all that.

So why is it whenever I go round to a gay couples house the toilet seat is always left up???


because they be 2 men

and so why do they need the seat down, neither of them is likely to be bringing a girl home any time soon are they ?


There was a man on TV yesterday

who'd set up a 'ladies' and a 'gents' toilet in his house, so that this argument became void.


That's what I have:

A void. A bottomless pit leading to the far reaches of the universe.


or an airport?


me and my girlfriend

in our bizarre student days for some reason decided not to have any money and live in a really nice flat. thus we had a bathroom each.

HEAVEN.


What everyone should be doing...

... is putting the lid down before flushing. Because who wants to be breathing in vapourised piss and shit eh? That and it's bad feng shui.