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Bands = Food

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If a band were food, wut wud thay bee?

Yes. I really am that bored.

The Kaiser Chiefs would be a pie, obviously.
Scissor Sisters would be gone-off cheese, probably wensleydale because that's the crappest type of cheese.
Maroon 5 would be a Coconut Macaroon, because they're boring, and would change their name to Macaroon 5.
Lemon Jelly would be... uhm....
Robbie Williams would be tripe.

Please add. I can't be dealing with this "work" business at work.
homesick_alien | 27 May '05, 12:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I object!

Cheshire is the worst kind of cheese.

British Sea Power would be a moss-covered tin of sardines.
thewarn | 27 May '05, 12:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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hmm... Cheshire is pretty bad actually..

I just thought, Athlete would be: Dust? Anyone? No? Dust? Anyone? No?.....
homesick_alien | 27 May '05, 12:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Coldplay = a cracker with no butter, no cheese, juts dry as dust, crumbs that clog the throat and choke you. Aural clag.
Durutti | 27 May '05, 12:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Franz Ferdinand would be one of those german biscuits people buy at christmas that look nice bit are kind of soft and gingery and don't live up to the anticipation.

Slicky | 27 May '05, 12:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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elton john would be a trifle
neil_mac | 27 May '05, 13:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Foo Fighters would be Ambrosia (not rice). They feed your ears with heavenly stuff.
spinynorman | 27 May '05, 13:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Oasis would be a 2 night old kebab from Ken's kebabs....fucking terrible now, and pretty awful when bought in the first place.
Kleeb | 27 May '05, 13:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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yep spot on
soapy | 27 May '05, 14:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Kaiser Chiefs would be shit pie. Not a nice pie. Pies are nice. They are not.
John_Brainlove | 27 May '05, 13:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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The Arcade Fire? Hmmm... how about a large freshly baked pizza with loads of toppings.
Aidan78 | 27 May '05, 13:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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The eels would be those sour sweets that you used to be able to get back in the day nerdz they came in cardboxes that had two seperate columns and they were sour but sweet...
thedaythatthatcherdies | 27 May '05, 13:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Refused = those sweets that fizz and pop on yr tongue.
Only, like, with a political message.
Like, "These sweets are fuckin with yr head, but don't forget that governments are bad, y'all."
Mike_Diver | 27 May '05, 13:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Of montreal would be pure sugar, oh so sickly sweet but great precisely because of that...
thedaythatthatcherdies | 27 May '05, 13:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Fiery Furnaces would be baked alaska. Sweet, sickly, contradictory, fun and the closest food to Tropicle Iceland ;-)
Kleeb | 27 May '05, 13:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Coldplay would be spam:

Boring, and yet inexplicably still available...
thedaythatthatcherdies | 27 May '05, 13:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Wolf Eyes would be a nails sandwich, with car battery acid for dressing. And a side order of anthrax.

Spiffing.
homesick_alien | 27 May '05, 13:41 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Finger nails or masonry nails?
Kleeb | 27 May '05, 13:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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The masonry variety, preferably rusty.
homesick_alien | 27 May '05, 13:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Although finger nails could be interesting. I've changed my mind. I want them.
homesick_alien | 27 May '05, 13:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Oasis would be those cheap burgers with onions... that keep repeating on you every 5 minutes.
Carian | 27 May '05, 13:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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New Order - A Sunday roast at the local pub.
Aidan78 | 27 May '05, 13:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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the Strokes would be a tasty cheese burger.
Lilo | 27 May '05, 13:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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The Bravery are the audio equivilent of eating rusty nails.
Edward_James | 27 May '05, 14:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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the arcade fire would be a restaurants finest food stuffed with its second !
soapy | 27 May '05, 14:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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athlete - a weak cup of tea with no sugar or milk in

bright eyes - marmite

the vines - a steak pie with a hard, tasty outer pastry and a beautifully soft, lucious, sweet hidden filling.

travis - a slice of bread
wrightylew | 27 May '05, 15:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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"sweet hidden filling" I'm laughing at this in a very immature way.
i-deserve-to-be-in-your-band | 27 May '05, 15:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Does that make the vines fundamentally wrong then?

After all steak pies arent meant to have sweet fillings, they're savory...

: P
thedaythatthatcherdies | 27 May '05, 15:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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fair enough


the pie has a brilliantly tasty filling that used to be so greatly liked, until the jam sandwiches became cool.

(cough bloc party, cough)
wrightylew | 27 May '05, 15:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply


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