From domestic violence to flimsy frippery on DiS news; helped along the way, as per usual, by the grinning mug of Lily Allen.
The pregnant pop star is getting her own chat show on the BBC, as you may well have heard; based around the concept of social networking.
This site being, like, well 2.0 n shit, Allen’s appeal for a title for the as-yet-unnamed series finds new eyes among you, the DiS reader, and your well-trimmed wit.
“'Welcome to the site for my new TV show,” Allen says on her BBC webpage.
“Ok, it isn't finished yet, but my friends Steve and Morwenna are working flat-out to get it done…. we haven’t decided on a title for the show yet, so if you can help us out with one then please let us know. Lily x”
DiScuss; a Bloc Party Christmas card to the victor.
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fat mouth?
I entered.
I'm not telling my suggestion though.
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i'm a little teapot, short and stout
Kankles
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"I love chris"
Meaning me, because she does, she just doesn't know it you see.
Lily Allen's Culture Apocalypse Hour?
cultural ice age
My dad's
a fanny?
^
Seconded
Sit On My Face
And Tell Me That You Love Me.
Death Comes To Us All.
it does.
the less talented than her father show?
Gorblimey
Lily's Friend Request -
Denied
How about....
Blah Blah Blah Blah Boring Bollocks Blah Blah...
Has a good alliterative effect.
get the kleenex
as in 'and after the break...... get the kleenex'.
Lily n' Shit
^ that should be
Lily in Shit
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Pertruding Minge Testicles (PMT for short)
Hettie Wainthrop's Felching Disasters with Lilly Allen
catchy, no?
Lily Allen and Cretins
So catchy
That made me a laugh a stupid amount. Just the thought of Patricia Routledge felching, badly. To the grave that will.
"WHAT MONSTROUS ECCLESIASTICAL DESIGNS ON THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE UNFOLD IN THE DYING POPE'S BRAIN"
<3
rise of the idiots
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dunno about a name for the show but Lovely Allen should be the theme tune and Holy Fuck should be the house band
Lily Allen Keeps it Foolish
They'll think of loads of cerazy ideas and then
put up an online poll and then call it:
the Lily Allen Show.
or worse:
th Lly lln Shw
Lily 4 Eva
or 'fat, ugly and shitter than winehouse' (or whatever it was she wrot eon her blog.. or 'My latest phase' cos shes blates got bored of having a career in music. the stupid bint.