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On a date tonight

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by Gashead9

with a lovely young 23 year old blonde.
Any tips, jokes, advice, compliments welcome cause im shitting it to be honest.

Gashead9 | 09 Jan '08, 16:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

touch her boobs

straight off.
the night can only get less awkward from then on.


This:

Introduce yourself
Compliment her looks (click right cheek)
Say something smart (click the book)
Kiss her cheek
Go to another room (click area of red carpet)
Kitchen
Go out to dinner but clicking around her head

Dinner, in order
- click menu
- click meal
- click wine glass
- compliment outfit (click it)
- Talk to her (click her mouth)
- Pick up check (click it)

Art exhibit (you can survive with 2 outta 3 right)
- Renoir
- Durer
- Rembrandt

Nightclub
- Go dancing (dance until guy pulls her top down)
- Keeping dancing (a guy will pull her top down, nipple shot)
- Protect her (just click on her until you leave the club)

Back home, dress casual
Go to couch and make out, regular kissing twice
French kiss (crucial here). Just follow her lead
Rub her shoulders
When she says “go ahead and work your way down” drink wine first, 1 time. This varies, sometimes she asked for wine if you want to go further

Career her breast, like twice
Kiss her
Take off her shirt (tricky here, easy to blow it)
Kiss her
Career her breast
Kiss her nipples (if you get this far, you are bound to get laid)
Remove her pants
Work her back
Massage her thigh or grab her butt
Take off her panties
Have sex
Click her mouth and suggest spending the night
Get in bed with her
The lights go out, have sex again

I tried to work this out as best I could, but it’s not 100%


beat me to it

and 50 others probably


actuaLOL

*high five*


Actually clicking on a womans cheeks

might be difficult!


Lol

hmmm, good point


i normally have

3 half pints and 3 measures of whiskey, and remeber she is probably shitting it aswell..unless she is a slag...


Thanks

Do you know what it relates to?


Rovers?


Rovers

indeed! Result on the weekend against Fulham, lets hope we can take em down at the mem


I'm going on a date tonight too!

Around old street.

Double date? High Five!


i always try to not be myself

just smile a lot, make lots of eye contact and then me the perfect gent. i normally break the ice quite early by making a total arse of myself; knocking a drink over or falling over normally does it. i normally avoid going for something to eat because i scoff my food down like a pig. avoid bars or places you think you might bump into any friends. regale her with stories of your childhood and talk about books you like. offer her your jacket if you're walking anywhere, even though you probably need it more than her. and brush your teeth, twice.


"Clean the pipes before you go out.

You don't want to be talking to her with a loaded gun."

Although given that this advice comes from a lunatic stalker, you might want to ignore it.


Just thought I'd point out I'm quoting someone for anyone

that thinks I'm the lunatic stalker.

I'm a lunatic but not a stalker.


Ha

This made me laugh out load in a library ....


Be yourself

anything else will lead to complications in the long run.


But, what if you're a terrible person?

At least pretend to be rad until breakfast time!


I always remember my Granddad's advice about this situation

Kill em all and let God sort them out. Then on one dark day in July he took his own advice. Now let's never speak of this again.


Never ever be yourself.

Under any circumstances.

This also applies to job interviews.


.

Make sure she gets her round in.

If you go to the cash-machine, say, nonchalantly, "do you need to take any money out?"

Keep your wits about you when the bill for the meal arrives.


i find a ratio

0f 3:1 works well with drinks, as in you buy 2 let her buy one then you finish off the night by buying one more, if she is on large glasses of wine this usually is enough to confuse them into thinking you are "Da Man"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCo1OVNbYFQ&feature=related


So.....

I think it went quite well!
Thanks for the advice, some great stuff!
Got a peck on the cheek and a hug at the end of the night, also I could see she had a massive smile on her face as she was walking from my car to her house. A text from her about an hour later too, so thumbs up i reckon!
Level 1 complete, bring on level 2!


Well you know...

first date i think its a bit much to be sticking your tongue down their throat!


you didn't walk her to the door?

bad you!

heheh. yeah, sounds alright!


You should have asked to see her room

then followed her into the shower!


:D


no no no

that NEVER works...


youve got to

stick at it. if at first you dont succeed and all that...


watch out for the big boss at the end of level 2

make sure you save your game before you face it.


is that code

for have a wank before the next date?

good advice


Yea last time i came across

the big boss at the end of level 2 i couldnt beat the bastard, but try again i shall, this time il make sure to save my game beforehand


At least you came across him

I didn't even get the chance to pull my rod out.