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If you could suck your own toes -

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? by MirriLondon

how far would the projectile vomit go?

MirriLondon | 10 Jan '08, 13:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I don't know

But I hate feet. Yuk. I can't even go bowling because I think of someone's sweating disgusting feet where mine will be

marilyninthesky | 10 Jan '08, 13:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Interesting

You offered to lend me your boots!
I HATE feet too.

MirriLondon | 10 Jan '08, 14:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Yes but

My boots don't smell and I'd pride myself on being hygenic!

marilyninthesky | 10 Jan '08, 14:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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DanielKelly | 10 Jan '08, 13:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I used to be able to bite my toenails

better than cutting them

doctornovocalcords | 10 Jan '08, 14:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i used to be able to do this as well!

just the big toe mind. not since the belly got in the way mind.

onearmedjizzer | 10 Jan '08, 14:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

you have no idea

how much reading that hurt my face, my brain and made my stomach retch :(

MirriLondon | 10 Jan '08, 14:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Um...

I can do this, last time I checked.

Royter-Hatfood | 10 Jan '08, 14:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Because someone started a thread about it

I've just checked, I can do this too. But not the projectile vomiting.

JohnM | 10 Jan '08, 19:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

then

my breath would stink!

bizarro | 10 Jan '08, 14:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

This is easy

I can even put both legs behind my head.

KingOfCats | 10 Jan '08, 18:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I can do both!

FTW!

HappyHandsClub | 10 Jan '08, 18:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Wow

I want to be your friend!

whacksiddy | 10 Jan '08, 19:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

my friend can do that

he looks like an oven ready turkey when he does.

lemonbrickcombo | 10 Jan '08, 18:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I used to be able to do this.

Now I am all stiff!

blaaast | 10 Jan '08, 18:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i can do this with ease

i can reach my little toe too. im not going to suck though. thats wrong

prof-kitsch | 10 Jan '08, 19:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i just tested

and it didn't even make it out of my body. crap, eh?

brusma | 10 Jan '08, 19:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I can do this

Which is remarkable, considering how unflexible I should probably be. I used to bite/chew the toenails on my big toes when I was younger

Good times

dove_from_above | 10 Jan '08, 19:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

If?

I could do this easily.

I choose not to, mind.

Damian | 10 Jan '08, 19:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

wow

she sounds really animal

creakyknees | 10 Jan '08, 19:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

If you could suck your own toes...

why the hell would you want to make yourself projectile vomit?

It's like being able to touch your nose with your tongue, and then trying to stretch all the way up the nostril and poke your brain... pointless!

AdamShankly | 10 Jan '08, 19:57 | Send note | Report this | Reply

toe sucking

induces projectile vomit
at least it nearly did the one time someone did it to me without warning.

MirriLondon | 10 Jan '08, 20:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I didn't *let*

all of sudden, he was THERE, just doing it.
*gags*

MirriLondon | 10 Jan '08, 20:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Jesus

I hope you called the police

JohnM | 10 Jan '08, 20:15 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'm sure there must be a law against it.

But no. That's when I decided we had different ideas about fun and I got rid shortly thereafter.

MirriLondon | 10 Jan '08, 20:17 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i dont believe

these people exist. They are fictional characters that my young, naive mind cannot comprehend.

prof-kitsch | 10 Jan '08, 21:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I can suck my own toes

Not that I do. I'm flexible me.

Isolated | 10 Jan '08, 20:15 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I've just tried this...

I'm a little stiffer than I used to be (now now, that's enough giggles for today please) but I can still get my toes to my mouth, just about.

Although in the process of testing this, I actually made contact between my tongue and my big toe, which is a little bit nasty (although my toes are so cold that they're not sweaty nor do they taste bad or smell bad!)

tinkerbecks | 10 Jan '08, 22:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply