You can have up to six things, I think
Number one for me would DEFINITELY be aeroplane food. I've despised it all my life, and literally cannot eat any of it. Actually, that's a lie - I can eat the bread rolls
I hate everything about it. The way they bring it to you in those sweaty little trays. The way EVERY kind of meal smells the same, no matter what it is. Notice how you never smell that smell anywhere else other than in a plane? Also, it's always rank and rubbery
I've been away four or five times with my mates since about the age of 17, and they soon cottoned on to bagsy a seat next to me so they could get double food during the flight
Vile stuff. I actually feel a little ill just thinking about it
Your turn
Wasps
...
1. spiders
2. emo's
3. middle aged women
4. insects
5. Scottish weather
6. chavs
ahhhhhhhh
I replied wrong, shame on meeeeee :(:(:(:(
emo's?
http://www.emosaustin.com/
I wouldn't normally
it's just I was around a LOT of them today screaming "IMOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN, OMG IT'S IMOGEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!" I could've sworn that those two people had seen each other just 5 minutes ago, and yet it was really exciting meeting again.
HMMM
MY CHOICES?
1. ISLAM
2. PLAYSTATION 3
3. LIBERALS
4. PRO EVO FANS
5. TALIB KWALI
6. HICKS N GILETTE
Bigots^
erm
vanessa feltz
ricky gervais
people who eat on buses
charlie brooker
muse
my car
good choice
with muse.
seconded, thirded.. whatever. yes.
You're an idiot for saying muse
You could pick anything and you picked them.
I can understand if you don't like them but isn't this taking it a bit too far.
I wouldn't put any band in, no matter how much I disliked them.
It's omly because they're popular, surely there are more deserving bands anyway.
Muse fans are funny
you're an idiot for saying this
i own matt bellamy's teeth.
you're an idiot for saying the first two.
i can't comment on your car.
definately people who eat on buses
last night/this morning. chicken of some sort, urggghh
smoke alarms
Ross Jeffries
DiS
you took the words right off my keyboard
It must have been while he was kissing you?
LiberLOL Democrats.
I hate those LOL jokes, it's probably the first and only time you'll see me make one.
DHL
Large Gold-plaited hooped earrings
The Feeling
4 x 4's and their drivers
Some people need 4x4s.
True
but not in Wilford village at 1030 am blocking my driveway they don't.
Urban 4x4 Drivers.....yes, those kerbs outside Waitrose really demand rugged suspension
The Daily McCann.....leave it, she's dead!
ASDA television commercials...naff bastards
Men who wear t-shirts with a scarf on top, but, no other clothing on their top half........massive twats
'Slebriteez' who sell the photogrpahic rights to their ghastly weddings to trashy gossip magazines and then bitch about the 'intrusion'...just get fucked
Public transport in the UK....all of it.
You shoudl actually not be allowed to purchase a 4X4
unless you live in a village or are a farmer
How many people are in Scouting For Girls?
Soya Milk and alcohol free Kopparberg
all people called David
chewing gum
or, just people who chew gum in a disgusting, noisy way with their mouths open. ugh.
sambuca - I love the stuff but it makes me feel SO awful about 2 hours after drinking it (and the awfulness often lasts up to 24 hours)
Heat Magazine - *Shudder*
Walkabout - The fauz OZ club from hell
Wasps/hornets - Bees' angrier wanker of a cousin
Jeremy Clarkson (and to a lesser extent the other two pricks)
Bus Drivers - i now INTENTIONALLY give them £20 notes, just to make them EVEN more miserable
Liverpool - 'City of Culture' my arse
YES to Clarkson
Also, throw that little cunt Hammond in there too. The other one can stay though
You're just scared of clarkson
because he says it how it is. If clarkson was in charge we wouldn't be having any of this global warming, EU, speed camera, PC brigade nonsense.
Yeah, let's get rid of ALL the speed cameras
And then drive around 'seriously fast' and plough through pesky civilians
(I am aware that you're joking btw. At least, I hope you are)
I was
but I also like Clarkson. despite, rather than because of, his political views.
Clarkson (even despite his questionable politics)
also has one of the most aggravating personalities on television. He's also transformed top gear from a car program into a series of 'challenges' where he races a fuckign boeing 747 in a ferrari and wins by 8 years. hes a cunt in short
yep
stick all three of them in.
Davina McCall
driving tests
HIM
Cucumber
people who say "oh my days".
The Daily Mail, more specifically Christopher Tookey.
Those people who ask if I would like to buy a flower for someone even though i'm minding my own business having a quiet beer in a pub. No I don't, fuck off.
Over-cooked beef.
War.
Supermarket shoppers who push their trolly into a basket only isle.
Barry Normans pickled onions.
JD Traynor
Football
Horrible cheap fried chicken shops
Bono
The Pope
Monday mornings
Appraisals
yes on over-cooked beef
IF YOU DONT HAVE IT RARE ITS MERELY A BURGER YOU UNCULTURED SWINES
.
-People who are big headed/arrogant just because they got laid. So what?
-Busy supermarkets, having to push a trolley round them. I have no patience it's so frustrating.
-Stupid people who think they're clever, actually stupid people in general.
-Racists
-Shitty American shows such as Gimme Gimme Gimme.
-Anything to do with Princess Diana's death.
There are so many more I could think of, not fair that you only get 6.
see tickets
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie is British, no?
clearly
I have to admit I was 100% sure.
It's so bad it should be American, I think the way it's written is quite Americanised.
wasn't*
.
pretty sure Gimme Gimme Gimme is British
it is shitty though
-optimists
-blame culture
-michael brown
Hmmm
Famine, War, Poverty, Fascism, Racism.
Nah seriously -
People who go on about how much they drunk last night. I had 8 pints, 3 vodkas, 2 aftershocks and 6 sambucas, I was soooo twatted yet I can remember every drink.
People who put too much credence on what newspaper someone reads. Ho ho he reads the Sun what a chav, oh but he also reads the Guardian, ugh chavvy lefty.
People who consider themselves very liberal and right-on yet spout utter rubbish and filth when it comes to 'chavs'.
More to follow
The thing about the use of the word 'chav' though
is that the person isn't attacking a class, or whatever. I know from my own experience that the 'chavs' from my school (I just managed to catch the start of the influx) were from all kinds of different social backgrounds
The thing that grouped them together was the fact they're thick as shit and have a thirst for violence/crime. It has fuck all to do with their social background
With that in mind, I have absolutely no issue with use of the word
I do and I'm putting it in the room
It's a snobbish way of blindly grouping people together and also has some racist overtones
I guess it completely depends on where you're from then
I live in an almost exclusively white area that is overrun with hoodrats, so for anybody to accuse me of 'racist overtones' for using the word chav is hilariously wide of the mark
its because of the root of the word
When it was first being used
it was, like dovefromabove says, used to refer to a specific and horrible youth culture. Nowadays people just use it to mean anyone young and vaguely working class. It's sad.
yeah i agree
although typically associated with a lower class, i think 'chav' is more used to describe a group of people (semi-retarted, cheap cider-guzzling little twats) i dont think im getting on a high horse or anything because i am simply a better human being than them
Great post.
"retarted"
?
Cliff Richard
Plastic bags
Midges
Heat magazine
i'll return later with my final 2 items
even midge ure??
...
people who drive like tossers - don't let you in their lane. people who drive right up your arse. people who go to excruciating pains to prove how fast their car is. i've wished car crashes on them several times.
hollyoaks - its on every day and then they show them all again on sunday in a row.
the wallboard at my work - it beeps everytime there are calls in the queue and drives me insane. it gets even worse when the managers start to call out that there are '4 in the queue' as if its some hellish nightmare land that we must rescue them from. its a fucking queue! and the people who then whinge about it when they get through! of course there's a fucking wait its because of people like you! and don't get me started on the people who call at 16.59. they're on a moral par with ian huntley.
^ and middle-lane drivers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
.
1) Privitised utilities and public transport - public services given away to criminal organisations who rip-off the public with yearly 10% rises in costs and appalling service.
2) Laurence Delalio - braindead oaf who thinks Rugby Union (a thugs' sport played by nasty posh thugs) is the only real sport.
3) Little Britain - shite repetitive witless "comedy"
4) "Citizenship" courses in school - social engineering. It is absurd that the war-loving dishonest British government thinks it can tell people how to behave properly.
5) Middle class hippy parents - they produce loud, obnoxious brats with no manners, no responsibility and no concept of reality.
6) Mihir Bose - Twattish gossip columnist masquerading as a journalist. Slimeball.
^ Little Britain
Can I put more than 6 things in, please? Can I? Can I? Can I?
I'd actually put Little Britain in
six times now i've been reminded of it.
Does he write for BBC online sometimes?
I swear he did some rubbish debate thing on the proposed Arsenal takeover
Everything he writes is rubbish
His blogs on the BBC website are bedecked with phrases like "my source, who I can't name, told me". He's truly awful.
Is little britain that bad?
it suffers from the same problem as other sketch shows that use the same jokes and catchphrases week in week out - it isn't funny for more than two episodes at the most. Apart from that, it's really quite good, no?
No
Its terrible.
(imo)
I really doubt somany people would say this
if they hadn't been subjected to the same catchphrases being repeated by idiots ad nauseam for the past few years.
If I'd only seen vicky pollard once or twice, I'd think it was really funny.
Each to his own...
but i think it's perhaps the biggest load of turd i've seen i got food poisoning in Egypt 7 years ago
No
I forgot Paul Burrell
Cross-dressing, obsequious, media-whore making a living out of his former employer's death.
why
did you start with the cross dressing?
I agree with all of that...
...especially number 1.)
And while I like rugby, I think Delalio is a complete prick.
Fake accents
Piers Morgan
a loathsome cunt if ever there was one
Wasps
People who, if you're already in a lift, come in and push the Door Close button as if they're so important the lift can go now they're in it.
The Tube, especially when a station announcer reels off a list of the seven lines that are fucked that day and finishes "We have a good service operating on all other lines."
Umbrellas. They never work when it rains enough so you really need them.
Heat and all its clones.
Vernon God Little. Over-rated misanthropic toss.
...
Stoners (wow, you get stoned. Thats well interesting. No its not, its boring)
Alex Zane
Conor McNicholas
Jamie Reknapp
Cardiff FC
John Giles
I used to know a bloke
who was a stoner and had a signed Redknapp shirt. You would have loved him.
i love airline food!
i really look forward to it for some bizarre reason....
anyway, me:
Baked Beans
Vegetarians (wouldn't be allowed in when it was found that its only really the annoying militant type I dislike, and that many of my friends are tolerable vegetarians. I say many, I mean two)
Local Newspapers
Novelty Hats
Arctic Monkeys
'Prestige' films
which people think are really deep and meaningful but are actually crap-also 'quirky' indies
Cheese (except on pizzas and lasagne)
Acoustic singer songwriters
Gossip magazines
Middle class vegetarian/organic/health food snobs
The royal family
child actors.
there's almost nothing i get more angry about than child actors.
there's a particularly odious one on neighbours at the moment - the producers seem to have the idea that he's gandhi in a little blond kid's body.
People who have some power
and LOVE to wield it.
i like the idea of gandhi being reincarnated in the body of a neighbours actor
- yeah, the royal family
- most contestants on reality shows
-jodie marsh
- people who spit on the streets. get a fucking receptacle attached to your mouth, the equivalent of a colostomy bag
- those memoirs about child abuse and alcoholism and shopping
-racists
.
people that try to outcool each other with their musical taste as a youth.
(FUCK off...)
Coat hangers
Kasabian
Jim Davidson
ROLLOVER ADS
hippies
animal rights activists
"global warming"
Glastonbury Festival
pseudo-science
the squashed to-the side end credits at the end of tv films or ones where the presenter or whatnot annoyingly yaps over the ending music.