anyone got any good ideas?
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Barbara's Bush
Someone suggested
Anna Hardcorenikova on here before.
Just use initials like MDC or DRI...
^ That was me!
It's not in use either.
You must mention 1 or more of these words:
POINT, YOUTH, STRENGTH, VENGEANCE, BETRAYAL, FIGHT, RELENTLESS, MILLENNIUM/CENTURY/YEAR/MONTH/WEEK/DAY/HOUR/SECOND, BLOOD and WAR
Mix them up and you've got pretty much every conceivable remaining hardcore band name possible!!!
RELENTLESS MONTH
Will it never end?!!!?
Youth Day? Sounds like...
Some sort of paedo-celebration.
Youth of Today
actually are a good straightedge hardcore band :)
Sick Vicar
Well there's...
Gay for Matthew Hoggard, OSIRIS, Diverge, Claustrophobic Toothache...
So erm... no. No, I have no good ideas.
Sorry for wasting your time.
happy
hardcore?
please specify.
x
hardcore as in minor threat etc.
Velocity Fuck
Skinhead Passion
Muscle Abortion
Beatdown Holocaust
No, no, no
If you are a REAL hardcore band you shouldn't need to use 'hard' sounding words in your name. You should be able to rely on guttural riffing, screaming etc. Following that logic the most harcore bands would be those with the most softcore elements in their names. Therefore I give you:
Marshmallow Apocalypse
Pillow Bunny Suicide
Fluffy Screams
nah
those are pomo hardcore idiots.
old school = display your violence
yeah
we're talking old school, none of this new shite.
!!!!
robbie?
ive introduced him to our world
haha!
WELCOME
display your violence
that would be a good un
Skinhead Abortionist
Major Threat
Nun Fucker
nun fucker...
..that has to be one of the classiest band names i have come across in quite a while.
good work.
It's easy as hell to come out with a hardcore name
you need one image of repression/agent of change
I'm going for Frustrated.
Then add a second. I'll take Youth.
Frustrated Youth. My HxC band.
...or simply reverse the name of an already established hardcore band
Negative Approach? Positive Retreat!
Youth of Today? Pensioners of Yesterday!
Sick of it All? Thrilled with One Thing in Particular!
HARDCORE.
Straight For Myra Hindley?
^ Yes!
: )
see also
Major Apathy
Alive Clintons
White Pole
That last one is the most useless name for a band ever.
Made me chuckle though.
Your Mother in the Throes of Orgasm
Every Second There's A War
Ripping Face
Mens Shower Room
Unite To Progress
We Fight To The Death
My Tears Turn To Blood
Burning The Body In The Fucking Lake
Trevor
Wraithlord
CUNT PUNCHER!
: )
we have a winner!
some of these are great :D
Definitely
Mens Shower Room
"Trevor"
amazing.
Terminal Loss Relief
I came across that phrase when doing my tax return. Must really rub it in if you go bankrupt.
FUCKGUT
in caps.
WKC
We kill children
Ball Sucker
Just nick a name off a lyric
Who's Got The 10 1/2?
on this note
Nancy Reagan's Head would be a great name for a hardcore band.
Ampfucker
Gore
Future Dead Leaders
I love this thread.
YOUR MUM!
It's fresh, it's cool, it's hard-hitting. You can't go wrong.
the internet
because modern day hardcore kids love the internet.
anal rape
?
ASP
Asinine
would be a good name for a hardcore band.
my friends' band
is called asinine.
just choose your favourite serial killer
and work from there.
guantanamo bay city rollers
yes.
whatabout?
DROPKICK ME JESUS!!!
i like that
My mum
just dropped a pile of Tupperware and muttered "Arse Cunt"!!!
Go wash your mouth out, woman!
AAAAAAAa
A Special king of Vengeance
*kind
aka
ASK V
Enema attacks.
Whatsabout?
Ian Huntleys Excuse Machine
how about...
THIS IS WHERE YOU DIE (BECAUSE I WILL KILL YOU)
DOUCHEPUNCHER
STAB ME IN THE EYES
all in caps, no excuses. in fact, that's a good name too.
Artery Clogger
Crack Problem
Stranglehold
Dog Killer
Portal To Entropy
Just pick anything with Brian Blessed in
.
Deep Throat Thrombosis
Puncture
Michael Resistance-Face
Bare Mountain
Fucksock
"Michael Resistance-Face"
is making me LOL. :D
I'm A Torso
infinite child touch
x
Detonators
we and robbie are discussing the merits of all the suggestions so far
got any favourites?
CUNT PUNCHER
or Men's Shower Room
haha
How about Nun Fucker?
Ian Huntleys Excuse Machine
^ by far the most controversial.
Fact> a couple of weeks ago one of his victims tried to jump off the roof of my college!
what happened then?
sorry for the late reply
the girl went off on one and threatened to jump off of our 8 storey main building. the place got cordoned off, she got consoled, everyone got sent home.
if you took the stage name Men's Shower Room
we could be Men's Shower Room and the Nun Fucking Cunt Punchers, like that Henry Rollins band
haha thats the most elaborate andbrilliant name ever
YES
YESYES
its agreed then
Men's Shower Room and the Nun Fucking Cunt Punchers
or MSR for short
NSF
and the NFCP
duhh
i mean
MSR and the NFCP
sorry.
well MSR sounds more like MDC
and its less of a mouthful
mouthful
is good.we want people to be put of us initially because of our moutful of a name.
alright then
If you make it big
I want credit for thinking up part of that name.
of course
haha
todd:im a torso
the dennis nilsen wax museum
john wayne gacy's house of fun
who was eaten by sawney bean?
dahmer's dead dick
trophies of gein
Dahmer & Greg
MFI
FUCKING BUDHAS
PissFist
I'm enjoying this
i like this one
Jimmy and the Nails
Gotta be
MASSIVE BEREAVEMENT
^Oceansize song
You may have known that, I'm guessing you did.
Nope
Im not an OceanSize fan, find them pretty bland tbh.
Its from The Day Today!
alf ramsay's porn dungeon
and christ's chin would also make good band names...!
Wikipedia says:
The Colour Identification Guide to Moths of the British Isles.
MegaLOLz
Make: Remake
Flawed
If It Ain't Broke, Break It
Colin's Last Cry
Up The Shitbox
Pride Scars
xBROCOREx
that would go down a fucking treat.
XXXX
CUNT SHITSTORM
DWARF APOCALYPSE
THE FUCKING CUNTS
TEHRAN-ASAURUS CUNT - for the more political hardcore band
TEHRAN-ASAURUS CUNT
I bet you've had that one knocking around for a while... just waiting for an opportunity such as this to present itself...
I admire your patience, it was worth it
Thanks
I'll be here all afternoon.
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